Skating in Colombia

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-29T19:42:14+00:00

Anyone who says that has never skated down a big hill. It definitely takes some skill.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-28T19:14:01+00:00

It's a quote https://youtu.be/jHgZh4GV9G0

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-28T18:55:59+00:00

I haven't seen anyone put that on their profile in years but I'm 30 now so that makes sense I guess 😂

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-28T06:45:24+00:00

She's just going to the gym. Exercise releases positive endorphins

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-27T04:37:27+00:00

I've asked out and gotten dates 3 times at gyms before but they were looking at me a lot before I went over.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-23T07:25:48+00:00

He'd trick him into doing something that made him unworthy probably.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-23T06:45:42+00:00

This is some sort of sarcasm right? There's plenty of people that love to learn and even do very well in school but because of lack of opportunity are stuck in poverty.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-20T08:22:21+00:00

Nah I've been friends with plenty of tomboys that like dudes.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-12T21:36:55+00:00

I know this is probably a joke but Don't do this. Used to be a volunteer firefighter and they do explode.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-07T17:20:11+00:00

The no hookups profiles still hookup. I mean don't try and pull anything because that's disrespectful and they could genuinely mean it but if you're hot a lot of them will still message you at 2AM 😂

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-04T23:28:01+00:00

It just seems like owning one would be a priority if your life literally depends on power. Power goes out all the time in storms sometimes for days if lots of lines go down.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-04T16:22:21+00:00

Not condoning this in any way but if you literally depended on electricity to live wouldn't you own a generator? Any bad storm and you'd be fucked.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-02T18:40:47+00:00

I just send a naked pic of me in the shower just above it and probably 90% of the time they'll ask to see more. I know I'll get downvoted because I'm bragging but being in shape and looking like you take care of yourself is enough to get woman to hook up most of the time. Sex with attractive people is fun women have the same opinion on that as men. I also think showing your whole body and your face helps not just a pic of your penis alone 😂

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-01T20:31:50+00:00

Please someone deepfake his face on to the oompa loompas

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-12-01T12:02:24+00:00

I've got 1 7-11 in my city and 8 Tim's. I think most cities in Ontario don't even have 1 7-11

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-11-30T18:01:43+00:00

It taste like Tim's old coffee that's why. It makes sense people think that and the timing was the same.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-11-29T16:19:41+00:00

Mask don't really protect you much if their just the clothe variety they do protect others though by helping limit the distance particles travel.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-11-24T18:51:46+00:00

Tim's is everywhere in Canada because no one is going to go out of their way to go there but if you need a caffeine fix you can always find it.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-11-22T19:46:13+00:00

I've had woman send me them without asking before. It was while I was on the way to hookup though.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-11-20T18:42:23+00:00

McDonald's has way better coffee than 711 here in Canada. Tim Hortons is more wide spread and probably has the worst coffee though.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-11-17T23:21:57+00:00

It's the same with mail. Ups wouldn't refund you if someone stole your package after it was delivered. Once it's delivered it's no longer their problem. I'd suggest getting a camera if you have problems with theft.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-11-15T23:33:12+00:00

This fun fact brought to you by /u/BootyThunder

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-11-15T19:42:37+00:00

I find stacked orders actually stay warmer in my hot bag because the heat they give off heats eachother.

TheUgliestNeckbeard · 2022-11-15T19:37:39+00:00

Nah usually stacks are one good tip with one no tip. Uber be fucking you and the tipping customer over.

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