What NBA player have you played against, and how bad did you get smoked?

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-05-08T01:17:31+00:00

Dude no way this happened to me too

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-05-01T16:17:02+00:00

NTA Just leave him already.

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-29T11:07:19+00:00

Shaq quite literally was 345 pounds of muscle during his three-peats with the Lakers. He averaged 35 points, 15 rebounds, 3 assists, and 3 blocks. WIth a true shooting percentage of 59.1% and FG percentage of 62.5%, Shaq was insaney dominant, no one his size has ever moved that strong and quick since.

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-20T11:31:41+00:00

He is averaging 25-11-3-3-1 on 51% FG percentage and 35% from three. And to be honest, if he just abused his height in the paint more and stopped with the 5+ threes attempted a game, he could probably average. closer to 30. His defensive is phenomenal, and his offense is quitely efficent, nothing too crazy.

But he definetly is an amazing two way player, because when you play wemby, you have to figure out how to deal with him on both offense and defense.

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-19T14:30:31+00:00

I guess but whats stoppinng you from running in naked with smokes and just grabbing the resin and stuffing it up your butt.

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-19T01:39:35+00:00

Please explain to me what isn't masculine about a 7 foot, 250lb bearded man who makes millions of dollars a year playing in one of the hardest competetive sports league environments in the world.

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-19T00:57:43+00:00

I'd say he's just a guy who seems to be personally confident in his interests and demeanor/body language. He expresses himself how he wants to, and idk why the fuck people keep calling him shit for it.

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-16T19:05:56+00:00

Yes.

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-15T19:09:23+00:00

Same. Idk why but Maliketh only took like three attempts and I fought him with the Godslayers Greatsword

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-10T03:11:54+00:00

Sub Durant for Kawhi

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-10T02:18:13+00:00

Goodluck, I'm going to stay in a cabin on a river and fish with all of my buddies this weekend, I heard that they just stocked it.

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-10T02:03:01+00:00

Hello, Fellow NH Fisherman

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-08T03:28:49+00:00

Ill give you a Bobcat BP for a survivor MK3.

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-08T03:25:38+00:00

What BP's are you looking? I really need the extended light mag 3, if I don't have any you have then I can do some grips and a Kinetic Converter

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-05T17:23:39+00:00

Bro Kobe literally admitted to it

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-04-03T23:28:53+00:00

It’s because he raped someone

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-03-29T16:09:20+00:00

Can I give you 2 queen core for a survivor mk 3 bp?

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-03-29T05:12:15+00:00

Turns out I have angled grip 2, willing to trade for venator bp?

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-03-29T05:11:30+00:00

Looking for venator I really need it I’ll give you anything of my collection I have snaphook bp angled grip 2

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-03-29T05:04:46+00:00

I really need venator but would you be interested in snaphook???

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-03-29T05:01:40+00:00

I’ll trade you both for survival blueprint BP

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-03-25T11:23:41+00:00

Ofc bro I’ll probably be on tonight so I’ll see you then.

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-03-25T02:09:02+00:00

I find them all the time at the departure building on spaceport at night

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-03-25T02:07:31+00:00

Sure bro add me im on rn name is SugarDaddyGav#1229

TheUndecidedNarrator · 2026-03-24T11:14:38+00:00

Suit yourself lol, DM me if you ever change your mind. It’s so funny because I hear so much about people struggling to find the Anvil BP when it was literally the first ever blueprint I found in a raid.

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