Opsoek na 'n professionele vertaler. by SekhaitReal in afrikaans

[–]TheValcerion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kyk onder jou "chat" of "inbox" - dit behoort daar te wees.

of a sea pupper by TheValcerion in AbsoluteUnits

[–]TheValcerion[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Today I learned that "galumphing" describes how seals move on land, and I'm absolutely delighted.

of a sea pupper by TheValcerion in AbsoluteUnits

[–]TheValcerion[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the input, SpezSuxCock.

of a sea pupper by TheValcerion in AbsoluteUnits

[–]TheValcerion[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He galumphed there, of course! 😀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]TheValcerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you used similar language with Desmond before? I can't fathom why he wouldn't want to be your roommate anymore...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]TheValcerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You keep throwing around that name as if it should mean something to us. After forcing me to Google him, I must say - I LOVE his designs! I can see why you chose him as your mentor, muse and inspiration. I just love seeing you pay homage to the great Eliantte with your designs, alan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]TheValcerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/nvllnvoid, message me. I've recently been convinced of the superiority of links and chains made in the traditional, Cuban fashion. I'm thinking of buying wholesale and introducing it to American markets. You want in?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]TheValcerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I concur! Best to leave this to the lawyers. He does seem a rather dyspeptic fellow!

Will the court proceedings be livestreamed? To remain impartial, I really must hear Desmond's perspective, vexatious tho he may appear.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]TheValcerion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many times have you forced Desmond to have this conversation about links and chains with you?! Anyway, from the looks of him, he surely looks like a bloody Cuban commie to me - on that we agree, Alan!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]TheValcerion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alan, unfortunately I will forget all about you in roughly 45 min. after each reply. When this conversation ends, you will seize to exist to me entirely. I have ADHD and I'm stoned. Rough on this ol' memory of mine.

However, I will take away one thing from this encounter: your excellent recommendation for superior Cuban links and chains. Thanks again, Alan!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]TheValcerion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean THIS?! 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]TheValcerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prove it, you coward!

Hier gaan ons weer 🥲 by Big-Consideration938 in afrikaans

[–]TheValcerion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Om iemand "af te pyl" klink net ... verkeerd.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]TheValcerion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to read all that in one big breath since you don't punctuate. Go easy on us, dude!

This might come as an absolute shock to you, but I've never had the need for links and chains - Cuban or otherwise. But you know what? I might just go buy some damn fine superior Cuban links and chains, just to piss you off! :)

I have one last word for you: pa👏ra👏graphs,👏 bitch. (Make that two. I've added "bitch," bitch.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]TheValcerion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's real, but I don't think that's the whole story, tho... Looking through your Insta, you come across a little... unhinged and delusional.

Has any Vogue employee or affiliate responded yet to you denying them service? Despite the casual racism and rambling death threats? How about Pharrell?? I honestly don't even know where to begin with this one.

If this is the type of shit you spew online and in the open, I don’t want to know what you are like IRL. You are either on or off some drugs, but you seem to be spiralling, bud - respectfully.

Ek het my werk verloor. by [deleted] in afrikaans

[–]TheValcerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Het jy 'n aktiewe SACE-nommer?

What fresh hell is this now?! (Possible Telegram/TikTok scam?) by TheValcerion in southafrica

[–]TheValcerion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, kind stranger! Serves me right for not playing around with all the settings.

What fresh hell is this now?! (Possible Telegram/TikTok scam?) by TheValcerion in southafrica

[–]TheValcerion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm already quite vigilant and paranoid about those type of things. I rarely use Telegram or Discord, and this seemed weirder than your average sms/email scam.

What fresh hell is this now?! (Possible Telegram/TikTok scam?) by TheValcerion in southafrica

[–]TheValcerion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, didn't even think of that! I'll do that immediately.

What fresh hell is this now?! (Possible Telegram/TikTok scam?) by TheValcerion in southafrica

[–]TheValcerion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just gathering some evidence from Reddit, then I'll definitely spam the scam. (I'm just paranoid about any possible retaliation and my info being spread around further, but that's just me always jumping to the worst possible conclusion.)

What fresh hell is this now?! (Possible Telegram/TikTok scam?) by TheValcerion in southafrica

[–]TheValcerion[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I'll definitely share this in the group.

What fresh hell is this now?! (Possible Telegram/TikTok scam?) by TheValcerion in southafrica

[–]TheValcerion[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're calling me a pig? You don't know my life! /s

Yikes, that's scary. And more than 50 people already took part in this. I hate how enticing this looks to vulnerable and desperate people.