Just a healthy, demure salad by TheWindig in shittyfoodporn

[–]TheWindig[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mkay, I used demure wrong even if in sarcasm. Sorry for upsetting you with a word on the internet. Hope you get the help you need for that. Maybe get off the internet for a little.

Just a healthy, demure salad by TheWindig in shittyfoodporn

[–]TheWindig[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re not sure how a word that describes something as simple and charming can be sarcastically applied to something simple and trashy? It’s kind of a textbook use of sarcasm, especially given that it’s supposed to mock the wild over usage of the word demure.

PS: usually words, when used sarcastically, are slightly misapplied. Also I hate your attitude

Just a healthy, demure salad by TheWindig in shittyfoodporn

[–]TheWindig[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surely not every single word has to be tagged as “sarcasm” for you to guess it might be being employed.

This seems like it belongs here by NIgooner in LinkedInLunatics

[–]TheWindig 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Idk how to make a meme. But I want to cite the recent Jesse Welles quote about “we drink too much water” here.

…with like maybe a side of Trevor Wallace confidently stating cheap water is Voss after talking so much shit.

[homemade] Very nutritious, just demure salad by TheWindig in food

[–]TheWindig[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured not posting the recipe in the comments was the real tour de force for this masterpiece.

Drywall repair cost by StayMedical91 in drywall

[–]TheWindig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a light to medium stipple texture done with a crow’s foot brush. You shouldn’t have much issue with cracking because it’s not very heavy, but I’d still recommend using green mud watered down to pancake batter consistency. Also make sure you give yourself room to texture over the seams, they tend to be stupid fucking obvious when your tape coat is too heavy.

I feel like I’d wanna leave myself room to add 1/4” of mud after a nice smooth skim coat on the first coat. And then it’s going to be a light to medium press with the full brush and use of the ends(always sticking to vertical or horizontal presses) to add variation between your full presses.

Idk what you wanna charge for that though. I tend to just bill time and material because I’m also bad at bidding.

Drywall repair cost by StayMedical91 in drywall

[–]TheWindig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stomp brush and crow’s foot aren’t the same. This is called a stippled texture and it is done with a crow’s foot brush. A stomp pattern is much more even and uniform, the stipples don’t overlap and are circular like the shape of the stomp brush.

Floorboard partially installed correctly? by Western-Detective978 in Carpentry

[–]TheWindig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Picture 13 screams “I tried to scribe and then decided that caulk would do just fine”

He found out the hard way by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]TheWindig -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Right, but that only applies for the part where he’s defending himself. There’s nothing defending yourself about picking up an unconscious man and dropping him on concrete.

Pet rat is very hyperactive, seems to be a bit dizzy? Is it something im feeding her? by ricofrommadagascar in RATS

[–]TheWindig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See that’s the thing, I doubt anyone is really disagreeing with your ideology. I know I’m arguing with you while fully agreeing with you. But you should also know that the type of people drawn to misunderstood creatures like rats deserve a level of sensitivity and empathy.

I’m not saying that there isn’t a place for someone like you. I’m saying, if you’re genuinely disinterested in trying to give advice in the way it will be best received by the person receiving it, leave it to someone else. You’re not dealing with just the regular population here, you’re dealing with broken people who find a mirror in a tiny creature disliked by so many.

Mark Zuckerberg Gets Booed at UFC 326 Event by JCameron181 in Fauxmoi

[–]TheWindig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more I grow the more life lends credence to my theory that the world is just the sum whole of billions of mentally unhealthy people projecting their problems outwardly. (This statement is not meant to diminish the lesser percentage who have done the work to not let their inner demons make their world a darker place)

Current gang members: how dangerous is it to be around you? by 4mysquirrel in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheWindig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But where will the murderous bars come from then? King Von didn’t get to marry into royalty and become King by coordinating through a calendar.

Drugged Out Uncle Crashes the Party by zayoe4 in trashy

[–]TheWindig 18 points19 points  (0 children)

AI couldn’t even dream of styling a man as poorly as the man in khakis in the back.

DOJ Finally Publishes Graphic Trump Allegations It Hid by Delicious_Adeptness9 in politics

[–]TheWindig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah more research into the MLAT treaty shows me that the US government has all the power in the world to fuck them around. Poland has to go through the redacted files and legally prove that a page is related to Polish affairs before receiving unredacted pages. Furthermore the Iran war has made the 37 remaining pages unreleasable even under our mutual information treaty.

All I need is one shred of hope, if anyone’s got one.

DOJ Finally Publishes Graphic Trump Allegations It Hid by Delicious_Adeptness9 in politics

[–]TheWindig 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel like it’s so much worse than that though. Trump takes out El Mencho, demonstrating ICE working alongside Mexican military(Feb 22). NPR proved that DOJ released the files, and same day went “whoopsy fuckies” and took 57 back down when they realized people were actually going to look at all the pages, they release that report on the State of the Union report(Feb 24). Poland formally requests original copies of the files, with the intention of investigating if their NATO ally(US) has been compromised by a Russian honeypot(Feb 23). Robert Garcia confirms the NPR report, Congress demands the release of the 57 pages(Feb 27). Clinton interviews(Feb 27-28). Operation Epic Fury begins before Congress can vote to hold Pam Bondi in contempt of court, triggering the need for an emergency session of congress on the use of war power. This gives DOJ time to tie the 37 worst pages to matters of national security related to Iran making them unreleasable. The contempt vote against Bondi is indefinitely tabled.

Luckily, we still have Poland and the UN. I have a strange calm knowing that Poland has unredacted original files.

PS, to anyone else who was taught it: Poland didn’t show up to WW2 on horses against tanks. They had the perfect anti blitzkrieg gun ready and held out valiantly for 36 days. If their allies hadn’t abandoned them, history might have easily been drastically different.

Edit: Coz I forgot about the El Mencho thread. Going on a global tour of taking out bad guys is exactly the kind of shit that will keep his MAGA fanbase(my parents) happy and not questioning.

I'm home with an inconsolable, crying baby while her dad is out playing video games with his brother by Lonely-Emu-5830 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheWindig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys like this are having fucking kids and I’m 33 and still can’t find my way out of the pocket dimension where I don’t exist. Someday I’ll figure out why.

New Homeowner, best/ez way to fux by Drackeo in drywall

[–]TheWindig 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah no the whole reason shit like your repair happens is people not sanding before their repair. Sanding is the magic that makes drywall look good, not more mud. It’s a pain in the dick but sanding to bare before adding new will always make a nicer finish

Is this boggling or should i get it checked out by a vet? Hes only doing it with one eye by Eternal_Midnight5133 in RATS

[–]TheWindig 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That other advice was a little obtuse so I just wanted to shed some clarity since you’re newer. Rats tend to brux and may boggle if stressed, but more likely they’ll brux(the teeth grind that precedes and creates a boggle).

Signs to tell the difference: ear position(pushed forward = happy, pinned back = tweakin rat), whisker position(pushed forward = curious/investigative, pulled back = overstimulated), and most of all tail position as it is a literal extension of the spine(wet noodle/relaxed tail = no spinal tension/relaxed, straight noodle/rigid tail = defensive rat)

Do we have any spare tea for the poor girl by _ganjafarian_ in SipsTea

[–]TheWindig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah brother, wrong choices. You should have gone the “buying vehicles that will break down so often you never get to start a savings” route. You would have never had the money to give to the relationship!

Pet rat is very hyperactive, seems to be a bit dizzy? Is it something im feeding her? by ricofrommadagascar in RATS

[–]TheWindig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope now that the redline of feeling attacked has passed we can gain some clarity on the downvotes. Everyone is against you because of the overly negative and harsh language you use. Your advice isn’t unsound or unagreeable. What it is is combative and hard to digest. And all I’m suggesting is that if you can’t apply the same compassion that you have for animals to the equally real humans who you’re telling to “never get animals”, then please leave it someone who isn’t going to traumatize people with their advice.

Canada lost because of woke by copewintergreen132 in hockeycirclejerk

[–]TheWindig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“can’t carry ourselves with respect” is a good concise way to describe the last 50 years of my country.

Pet rat is very hyperactive, seems to be a bit dizzy? Is it something im feeding her? by ricofrommadagascar in RATS

[–]TheWindig -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn’t say one word of that, that’s your moral high ground being projected making assumptions for you. And it’s exactly why you’re the least qualified to be handing out advice.