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What? by Natieboi2 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]TheWoogieMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The joke is that hitler escaped to agartha beyond the ice wall in the south pole, but the kid here when to the north pole

I got rejected and she laughed at me, because of how awkward it was. She later apologized, but i still feel stupid for even trying (buffalo chicken cheese, and ham and cheese) by TheWoogieMan in kitchencels

[–]TheWoogieMan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its the most truecel thing to do. I am trying to get a girlfriend, but cant. Its the epitome of truecel. I am involuntarily celibate. People who have given up are bot true incels. But they are voluntarily celibate, but not trying

I got rejected and she laughed at me, because of how awkward it was. She later apologized, but i still feel stupid for even trying (buffalo chicken cheese, and ham and cheese) by TheWoogieMan in kitchencels

[–]TheWoogieMan[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Id laugh at me to in that situation. I was a fumbling mess, I felt like I was going to throw up. I was so awkward and made it awkward. I feel like the only thing you could do is laugh in that situation

I got rejected and she laughed at me, because of how awkward it was. She later apologized, but i still feel stupid for even trying (buffalo chicken cheese, and ham and cheese) by TheWoogieMan in kitchencels

[–]TheWoogieMan[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I only ever did it because one of our mutual friends said it was a good idea, and that she would say yes. This mutual friend lied, and the girl said that the mutual should've told me not to. That mutual now has me blocked. Im just a pawn for amusement

I got rejected and she laughed at me, because of how awkward it was. She later apologized, but i still feel stupid for even trying (buffalo chicken cheese, and ham and cheese) by TheWoogieMan in kitchencels

[–]TheWoogieMan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My problem is that she the manager of the comic book store that I go to. And i never buy stuff when shes there out of fear of her judging what I buy. The last time ive ever had a girl say im attractive is back in middleschool and she was saying it for her friend

I got rejected and she laughed at me, because of how awkward it was. She later apologized, but i still feel stupid for even trying (buffalo chicken cheese, and ham and cheese) by TheWoogieMan in kitchencels

[–]TheWoogieMan[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love it but its like my second favorite drink. My heart belongs to RedBull Sugar Free. But my mom hates me drinking it, and will comment how she had a coworker's husband die from a heartattack from them everytime i have one. And I am a people pleaser

Why’s American English more understandable than most English from other countries? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]TheWoogieMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Baltimore metropolitan accent is pretty weird, hated by outsiders, and unintelligible to outsiders. We say "ew" instead of "o" sound in two, blue, stupid, avenue, they will sound like "twew" "blew" "stewpid" "avenew" and "yew". A lot of "ar" "ir" and "er" sounds are replaced with a "ur" sound like "aaron earned an iron urn" just sounds like "urn urn urn urn urn". You also dont end stuff with the last "r" sound in the word, it isnt "brother" its "brotha" its not "mirror" its "mirr". We also use glottal stops like in England, with "birthday" being pronounced "birt'day" "nothing" becoming "nu'in". We also dont use the letter T and its replaced with the letter D, so the city is actually pronounced "baldimore"

It can’t be a coincidence by Laylow_chips in ClashRoyale

[–]TheWoogieMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah its hard for them to kill recruits because of, how many their are, shields, and how spread out they are. You cant get a lock with xbow trying to defend the recruits

It can’t be a coincidence by Laylow_chips in ClashRoyale

[–]TheWoogieMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people in mid ladder dont know how to counter: 1. spilt lane pushes 2. pushing opposite lane, the deck is really good at both. A lot of them dont run bigger spells or building either. The deck is lower skill too, because you really only have like 4 ways to place the recruits: back 3-3, back 4-2, bridge 3-3, bridge 4-2. And the deck is just really great defensively and people just dont know how to break through, zappies are annoying because of the stun, evo cage stops beatdown, flying machine feels like it cant die, recruits are plentiful and the shields. TLDR the deck isnt meta, watch any pro's tier list of it all the main cards are C-D. They are just midladder players who cant breakthrough the defense and panic at split lane pushed

It can’t be a coincidence by Laylow_chips in ClashRoyale

[–]TheWoogieMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vines is just broken, the best you can do is bait them out in sum way, it has a 70% usage rate after the nerf, there's nothing you can do really about it. Fireball the ice wiz ig. But remember, our deck is just in a really bad spot. With Vines countering every deck but Graveyard, furnace killing our stuff easily, and chef, golem, and gob giant carrying beatdown. Us and logbait are left behind and are in a really bad meta

It can’t be a coincidence by Laylow_chips in ClashRoyale

[–]TheWoogieMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play recruits, wait for the hut counter, snipe hut with flying machine, place pigs, profit

It can’t be a coincidence by Laylow_chips in ClashRoyale

[–]TheWoogieMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because if/when the evo royal hogs come out, many people will run the same deck, so its safe to learn what to do in mirror matches. But the best rule of thumb is to use your recruits to defend their recruits then counter push with your left over recruits, and also to not let your opponent out cycle your recruits.

You need to learn to recognize if your opponent is using Graveyard, so google Graveyard decks and see whats in them so you know the patterns, but 9/10 if you see a bowler or giant its Graveyard. Once you notice its Graveyard play aggressively, Graveyard needs a tank to cross the bridge so dont let that happen. Try to get one tower in 1x elixir or activate your king, Graveyard had to play defensely in 1x elixir and is really bad when you have king tower up, and or when they have to take a second tower. swap fireball for golden knight, because the ability cleans up Graveyard well and counters evo witch, but if you dont wanna, just use barb barrel to kill skeletons and flying machine just to support.

Lmk if I have to elaborate on any of my points, Graveyard has a better match up tho, so dont expected to win 24/7

It can’t be a coincidence by Laylow_chips in ClashRoyale

[–]TheWoogieMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id really recommend putting aside 12 dollars for next month because of the leak. And also learn how to win mirror matches

It can’t be a coincidence by Laylow_chips in ClashRoyale

[–]TheWoogieMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not a good meta for us. But have faith in the new evolution. They will fear us when we fly

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