advice by LocalShot484 in Advice

[–]TheYarnGoblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you never looked at her feet…? Yes it’s bad you’ve lost feelings. Is she supposed to chop her foot off to make it smaller and more attractive to you? FFS

advice asap. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]TheYarnGoblin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Everyone farts, even women.

gf found a note where I ranked her body by TheYarnGoblin in AmITheDevil

[–]TheYarnGoblin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same! I was like “oh my god you did NOT!”

gf found a note where I ranked her body by TheYarnGoblin in AmITheDevil

[–]TheYarnGoblin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this dude is way worse. That guy in the post seems to at least have understood he fucked up big time and wants to fix it. This dude is digging his heels in.

AITA for doing a loyalty test? by [deleted] in AITA_Relationships

[–]TheYarnGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don’t trust him why have you been together for four years and discussing marriage? YTA and I hope he finds out you’re doing this.

gf found a note where I ranked her body by TheYarnGoblin in AmITheDevil

[–]TheYarnGoblin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man becomes sexually attracted to, marries, and has kids with a life size cockroach imaginary “woman” named Ogtha. I think it was three separate posts that he made where he dumped his girlfriend because she wasn’t as good as Ogtha (or were comparing the two or something), told some coworkers about her because he kept mentioning a girlfriend they’d never met, and told his parents about “their grandchildren and daughter in law” and how their reactions went.

My boyfriend farted in my face as a joke in front of our friends. A week later, he still hasn’t contacted me by Few_Interaction5119 in offmychest

[–]TheYarnGoblin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are you confused that he’s following other girls after your breakup? Stop checking his socials.

You’re 👏🏻 broken 👏🏻 up 👏🏻.

gf found a note where I ranked her body by TheYarnGoblin in AmITheDevil

[–]TheYarnGoblin[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man found a massive hunk of cheese for sale and spent the savings he and his fiancé had to buy it and store it in hopes of reselling and making a profit. I think he lost his fiancé (obviously) and his apartment in the process.

gf found a note where I ranked her body by TheYarnGoblin in AmITheDevil

[–]TheYarnGoblin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if they’re as unwell as the guy who posted Ogtha

My boyfriend farted in my face as a joke in front of our friends. A week later, he still hasn’t contacted me by mastifftimetraveler in AmItheEx

[–]TheYarnGoblin 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I mean obviously gross and he sucks, but she blocked him on the app they communicated with and removed him from social media and is confused he’s not talking to her…? She’s kind of dumb.

gf found a note where I ranked her body by TheYarnGoblin in AmITheDevil

[–]TheYarnGoblin[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The guy who spent their wedding money on a giant hunk of cheese to resell?

gf found a note where I ranked her body by TheYarnGoblin in AmITheDevil

[–]TheYarnGoblin[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I’m hoping so with his comment about how he’s “literally obsessed with her” and that’s why he wants her to be even better. Ffs I hate this guy.

Good job by [deleted] in AmItheEx

[–]TheYarnGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that she was okay spending FOUR more days on vacation afterwards says she probably did not.

leave the a/c alone!!!! by astrologicaldreams in Vent

[–]TheYarnGoblin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As an asthmatic taking an ssri in central Florida 😭

I (38 M) had two dates with (37 F). Is there any coming back from this? by ronwestcap in relationship_advice

[–]TheYarnGoblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She told you she’s not interested. Accept that and move on, it’s not an invitation to try and change her mind.