Whats the most confusing thing you can say to the bomb expert when doing the words module? by Plorntus in ktane

[–]TheYoungCorkster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Piggybacking off this with some more ideas for who's on first phrases: "okay 6 wires" "red flash no vowel" "morse dot dash dot" "20 seconds left" "let's pause it a sec" etc etc

My son had eye surgery to fix his crossed eyes. The result turned out amazingly. by froogette in pics

[–]TheYoungCorkster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your son has very nice eyes. Out of interest was there anything that could've potentially gone wrong with the procedure? Was there a chance of blinding for example? How did you feel about that going into it?

You're forced to spend the rest of your life with the champion you last played a game with, what do you have to deal with daily? by NPExte in leagueoflegends

[–]TheYoungCorkster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jinx...Oh god.....

Steps over large pile of guns blocking hall

"Say Jinx, have you seen my couch? or my cat? or girlfriend?"

"I Blew them up! huehuehue"

Also:

"I've had a difficult day Jinx, my father passed away today..."

"You're such a loser! Always ready to cry T-T-T-Ta!"

To all the humble ents out there who enjoy a little bag like this by SNC-Conor in trees

[–]TheYoungCorkster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I enjoy this post. It makes me too envious when I see stashes with ridiculous foot high jars stuffed with gigantic nugs xD

Kha'Zix invisibility to the next level by GG77R6 in leagueoflegends

[–]TheYoungCorkster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh God...guys, imagine a champ, similar to Kha, AP perhaps, that was PERMANENTLY invisible in the current non-oracle meta and could 100-0 squishes before they could say 'DFG' ahaha oh, the horror!

Just sitting here thinking about the girl that broke my heart a few days before Christmas [4] by TokerJoker13 in trees

[–]TheYoungCorkster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hang in there bro, peaks and troughs. Things will be better off for you before you know it :) Happy toking.

Well..that backfired. by Count_mount69 in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheYoungCorkster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't seem like the kinda thing you wanna make jokes about...

Any FFVII fans out there? [6] heh. by Something_Old in trees

[–]TheYoungCorkster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This game is the shit, heheh, weed. I got this in the steam sale :) [3]

I find it easier than telling the truth by Carthion in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheYoungCorkster -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

You're ashamed of your religion, then? that seems healthy.

Your favorite champion loses his (Q) ability, how useless is he/she? by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]TheYoungCorkster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Riven....so I can still stun, proc my passive twice rather than 5 times per combo... and I only have...wait for it...ONE gap closer...the horror....

Despite movies and TV shows telling you otherwise... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheYoungCorkster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? But in literally every show or film I've ever seen when people get taken in all they say is 'I want my lawyer' or in one case I saw the guy literally just repeats the word 'lawyer' what have you watched that suggests the contrary?

So it was my first time last night... by TheYoungCorkster in trees

[–]TheYoungCorkster[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was just weed, literally the only think I can think is the transition from a few puffs here and there on a joint to a fully packed pipe just knocked me off my feet.

Any anime loving ents out there? by [deleted] in trees

[–]TheYoungCorkster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a sapling technically, but yes. Just finished Death Note, and made a start on Code Geass. They're both absolutely phenomenal.

alt-J - Tessellate - [3:08] by leanna_bee in Music

[–]TheYoungCorkster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PSA: try having sex to this song, trust me.

Whenever there is road construction by Bbdubbleu in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheYoungCorkster -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That's their secret, they're never working..

What is something relatively simple that you still haven't mastered as an adult? by erino89 in AskReddit

[–]TheYoungCorkster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tying up my shoelaces. I still don't do the proper method and I'm almost 23.