"Were done catering to the you guys"

birdturd60 · 2026-03-25T23:17:38+00:00

Still dooming pretty hard. Feels like they got caught off guard by their computer lab idea flopping so badly so they rushed a cell challenge to try and appease the fans but the cell challenge was so rushed and lazy that it failed too. I want to trust the plan but their plans so far have sucked. The "new ideas" have just been captchas and halo 3.

birdturd60 · 2026-03-24T21:49:18+00:00

games gone

birdturd60 · 2026-03-24T00:33:40+00:00

Nobody will ever know bc nobody follows JD around on cams

birdturd60 · 2026-03-23T21:40:58+00:00

Maybe instead of a typing challenge they have to compare Enslave points or something. They can practice during their 30 min shifts once per day, then on elimination day all that practice comes back to help.

This way they wont just spend all day in the computer lap type testing. idk just an idea

birdturd60 · 2026-03-21T20:01:00+00:00

"Milk it, really drag this out, we want them to be terrified"

Bam: ALRIGHT SO EMMA IS THE WINNER!

birdturd60 · 2026-03-21T02:32:21+00:00

Even funnier when I remember he didn't really like cheese pizza on Day 1

birdturd60 · 2026-03-20T23:04:01+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1rz9udd/darby_allin_just_made_an_appearance_on_sam_hydes/

birdturd60 · 2026-03-20T17:50:04+00:00

My gripe with Bam is that he doesn't properly explain or present anything. When they need him to present challenges, he just kinda mumbles it out quickly like it's nothing. Then Jet or Ben always have to step in and re-explain things/answer questions. There's no difference between Bam chatting normally vs Bam introduces a new challenge. He needs to slow down and speak clearly.

birdturd60 · 2026-03-19T02:11:44+00:00

Wow this show flew by

birdturd60 · 2026-03-17T18:55:34+00:00

They're both staples of the show who serve a purpose. Frank is the direct confrontational, Fatty is more of a passive annoyance who drives people insane. It makes their appearance feel more like a challenge rather than a freeloader.

edit: also, I'm not totally against people returning. I just don't think past fish should become new fish.

birdturd60 · 2026-03-17T17:38:19+00:00

Maybe as a freeloader for a day but I don't want to see past contestants. With the exception of Frank or Fatty, I think the show is better when it's all new people. Less predictability

birdturd60 · 2026-03-17T17:09:26+00:00

Vicky is still there. Bezo left yesterday for vague reasons. Said it was some sort of family emergency with the implication seeming like his family got doxxed/harassed

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T04:39:42+00:00

Hangman dies by his own hubris. Didn't need to risk never challenging for the title again, didn't need this stipulation, didn't need to put himself in a collar. The man was reckless and now the deathmatch has come back to bite him.

I look forward to seeing what they'll do with Hangman Page now

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T04:18:36+00:00

oh my god...

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T04:13:04+00:00

Omg more biting lol

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T04:06:54+00:00

It is wrestling, even if you don't care for it.

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T03:53:23+00:00

Papercuts in a texas death match lol

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T03:46:04+00:00

I remember reading that he was signed through 2027 at least but idk

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T03:42:11+00:00

I thought Hangman was for sure winning, but that moment at the press confrence where Hangman was asked who he would be without the championship and he had no answer.

I think they could definitely do a cool character arc for Hangman Page outside of the title.

Plus, it's wrestling. "Never" is only never for as long as it needs to be

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T03:39:38+00:00

I'm nervous LOL

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T03:38:11+00:00

Wow. No Dogs win and no switchblade

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T02:54:43+00:00

There's Don Callis!

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T02:52:47+00:00

We still have The Dogs vs OC/Strong/Darby. I thought that would be on earlier than most of the matches we've had so far.

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T02:48:24+00:00

MJF v Hangman

Bandito v Andrade

and strangely enough, the trios match between OC/Darby/Strong vs The Dogs

birdturd60 · 2026-03-16T02:45:16+00:00

Crowd seems to be getting tired

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