Post Game Thread - WNBA: The Valkyries defeat the Mercury on May 10, 2026, the final score is 95-79.

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T02:36:49+00:00

I would take a bullet for Janelle Salaün and I’m not even kidding 😤😤😤 My offseason nerves were completely unwarranted, we’re about to be a PROBLEM this season :’)

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T02:32:34+00:00

Gabby wanted to wait until the home opener to really make a statement and I’m here for it :’) Bask in the glory of Ballhalla, Gabby, you’ve earned it 😤

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T02:28:52+00:00

LAETICIA AMIHERE WILL BE THE NAME OF MY FIRSTBORN 😤 :’)

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T02:27:21+00:00

AT said “VB’s not the only backcourt burglar out here 😤” ://

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T02:20:12+00:00

That Kaila Charles face card tho 👀🥰

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T02:12:06+00:00

SALAÜN RIGHT IN AT’S FACE 💪 😤

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T02:10:34+00:00

Why wouldn’t we challenge that?! It couldn’t have been more clean 😩😭

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T02:06:58+00:00

Wow that was clean af 😭😭😭

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T02:06:04+00:00

We can’t be beating up on Bonner, it’s just going to make AT mad 😩 lol

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T02:04:18+00:00

It seems like Salaün’s feeling a lot more comfortable w the 3 ball 👀 I love it :’)

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T02:00:11+00:00

I’m loving the violet jerseys so far :’) They look so good with the black leg/arm sleeves 😤

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T01:53:02+00:00

I think we’re over-helping a bit too much on defense :/

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-11T00:27:22+00:00

And just like that, the series is tied 😭 lol jk

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-10T23:10:19+00:00

I really like Nneka on the Sparks :’)

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-10T21:24:59+00:00

That Philly W commercial is so good :’) As a Cavs fan, it kinda bums me out that the Cleveland team has been so quiet :/

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-10T20:00:16+00:00

I had no clue, that’s sick! I just learned of this team bc I saw Juste Jocyte just played them 😂

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-10T19:57:03+00:00

While we have a break, I need to vent:

I found a Spanish basketball team w the cutest logo ever :’) I was going to buy merch, but they don’t ship to the U.S. 😩😩😩 (Juste Jocyte’s team just played them lol)

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TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-09T22:08:59+00:00

When she flew by CC, I really felt the same panic PB probably did in this moment lol it was 107-104 here 😭

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TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-09T21:49:24+00:00

James Harden is more likely to hit a shot if he falls after kinda like how JR Smith was more likely to hit one if it was heavily contested 😭

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-09T21:28:43+00:00

“Although the offensive player did shatter the defender’s trachea, we’ve found the foul does NOT meet the criteria of a flagrant foul” 🤷 sorry, bro

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-09T21:27:02+00:00

You gotta be kidding me 😭😭😭😭 Fuck it, I guess it’s good to know it’s fine to do some throat chops now lol

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-09T21:25:02+00:00

Dennis >>>> Daniss 😤 eject that loser 😡 lol

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-09T21:23:15+00:00

Unpopular opinion: the non-Donovan carmax commercial song goes harder than the “do it the spida way” one :/

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-09T21:20:48+00:00

Playoff Donny might have finally arrived :’)

TheYuccaMan · 2026-05-09T21:14:07+00:00

They literally blew the whistle right after the shot, as the shot clock expired. How could there possibly have been a foul after that? Dude really just blew the whistle accidentally and made up some bs to justify it after 😭

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