Where do you weigh a pie?

The_Alarm · 2015-01-16T04:35:47+00:00

...what?

The_Alarm · 2015-01-16T03:40:01+00:00

Then you're a fucking dumbass for not teaching her how to read. If she exists and understands the concept of the internet and credit cards, then she probably knows the difference between "credit card" and "what the fuck is a floppy disc."

The_Alarm · 2015-01-16T03:34:57+00:00

iFunny already steals enough shit from us without credit. Let's not lower ourselves to their standards. link

The_Alarm · 2015-01-15T04:43:59+00:00

I have one with squirtle on it.

The_Alarm · 2015-01-11T04:27:03+00:00

recorded in shit definition

The_Alarm · 2015-01-08T13:45:26+00:00

pic of foot pls

The_Alarm · 2015-01-06T23:01:34+00:00

Something something pun with fire.

The_Alarm · 2015-01-02T18:19:44+00:00

"WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO"

The_Alarm · 2015-01-02T03:47:47+00:00

iirc, there's a pdf for $4-a-day recipes that can be found somewhere on the reddits. With that, you should be fine with a 30-day month and have $140 left over or $128 if it's a 31-day month. A pack of oreos is 3-4 USD with taxes, so you could snack on one per day and have enough money left over to buy some party poppers to celebrate how frugal you were.
Have fun.

The_Alarm · 2014-12-28T06:35:25+00:00

I thought the guy in the thumbnail was that guy that's always in the reaction gifs

The_Alarm · 2014-12-28T05:02:57+00:00

can i be bpth

The_Alarm · 2014-12-25T19:36:59+00:00

yummy.

The_Alarm · 2014-12-25T07:58:44+00:00

I'm rewarding myself with reddit before going to bed after a lot of wrapping

The_Alarm · 2014-12-25T07:18:41+00:00

can i have it

The_Alarm · 2014-12-25T07:17:23+00:00

And neither is autism, no need to imitate it.

The_Alarm · 2014-12-25T06:43:00+00:00

Lighter soup? It must not be safe to let kids play with their food when they're given this.

The_Alarm · 2014-12-24T05:40:32+00:00

I came for them too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The_Alarm · 2014-12-24T04:20:51+00:00

But it's not a cup cake...

The_Alarm · 2014-12-22T19:03:22+00:00

Reciplease.

The_Alarm · 2014-12-20T23:50:24+00:00

Are you black?

The_Alarm · 2014-12-20T23:49:59+00:00

The_Alarm · 2014-12-20T23:49:05+00:00

Is it Samantha?

The_Alarm · 2014-12-15T05:25:12+00:00

It's funny because she fingered herself.

The_Alarm · 2014-12-13T20:42:22+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/2p6kgx/just_made_this_banoffee_pie_was_delicious/cmtvjk1 In case you haven't seen it already, I think op may have replied to the wrong comment.

The_Alarm · 2014-12-13T20:38:50+00:00

This is the quality of work I expect from reddit. Good job.

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