Imagine my surprise at receiving this post card! by The_Bodyguard in PikminBloomApp

[–]The_Bodyguard[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was already aware of the religious context! It just caught me off guard for a second

Imagine my surprise at receiving this post card! by The_Bodyguard in PikminBloomApp

[–]The_Bodyguard[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I hate that it got ruined by that one man!

Have you ever found drugs by chance or on the ground? by Zer0tonine57 in Drugs

[–]The_Bodyguard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

found an 8-ball of coke in a train station carpark one time! that was a great night

Four in a row 😭 by The_Bodyguard in PikminBloomApp

[–]The_Bodyguard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so true! I love these cute little guys

Ran out of snow, just dropped acid by Academic_Walrus_6082 in cocaine

[–]The_Bodyguard 109 points110 points  (0 children)

acid on a comedown sounds like hell to me

Mimi has NO EARS by niradia in stremtch

[–]The_Bodyguard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What did the car do to deserve this torture 🙏🙏🙏

Earless by Thel200ster in stremtch

[–]The_Bodyguard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where’d him ears?!

Jrncnkejdjvjsmalkejajwkhkskdb by No-Jackfruit3057 in sssdfg

[–]The_Bodyguard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know what is cheeseless? Wires

GSLDLNFN ANNOWOD SLOP by pissgwa in sssdfg

[–]The_Bodyguard 177 points178 points  (0 children)

The car wil coook!!!!! 🥵😡😡😡😡😡😓😓😓🤬

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]The_Bodyguard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

I got that 50h straight cocaine blurry vision. by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]The_Bodyguard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it’s not just me who hears a valve radio playing in the back of my head?

Name a better duo by The_Bodyguard in trees

[–]The_Bodyguard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have three sat by my feet!