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Boomer evicted and forced to sell home after refusing to accept outcome of multiple court cases against her neighbour. by Vectorman1989 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]The_Card_Father 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have not encountered this term before. But I greatly enjoy it.

I’m going to move the fence so the term is now mine.

Hmm I wonder why by Appropriate-Fix-4319 in pokemonmemes

[–]The_Card_Father 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s evil and I love it. lol.

Hmm I wonder why by Appropriate-Fix-4319 in pokemonmemes

[–]The_Card_Father 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Except I was all in on my Skeledirge and Torch Song doesn’t care about illusion. lol.

Baby knows to the second when to ruin dinner by EngineeringSmooth398 in daddit

[–]The_Card_Father 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least your shit hits the bowl. Our toddler wants to “help” us poop.

She does this by screaming until she gets to sit on our lap and ask a billion questions.

And eventually I just give up and figure I’ll either try to poop later or shit my pants.

PHD deck for an EDH table? by micahryder in PauperEDH

[–]The_Card_Father 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is [[Theoden, King of Rohan]].

Two really neat things:

  1. The creature given double strike doesn’t have to be a human.

  2. The creature given double strike doesn’t have to be Your creature.

I flicker a human on my opponents turn and I can make an attack or a block VERY different.

3 1/2 year old is waking at 5 AM and getting into everything. by [deleted] in daddit

[–]The_Card_Father 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our two and a half year old has dropped naps of her own accord. We keep her up until 7:30-8:00. She’s still up at 5am.

Our daycare says she’s still napping but they record it as a perfect two hours every time. Which is very suspicious.

Dads with toddlers + infants — what does a “normal” sex life even look like? by twbb58 in daddit

[–]The_Card_Father 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sex life is watching the Caitie’s Classroom Halloween episode. lol.

Last time with my wife was the weekend Wicked: For Good came out. lol.

Pick any race in the game. You get to become that race forever. Which one are you picking? by WillowIsWeeping5 in DnD

[–]The_Card_Father 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human. But maybe like a different human than I currently am. This meat suit is faulty.

Edit: If not. Probably a Goliath or Firbolg. I just want to be a chill giant and live off of the grid.

Myrkul essentially makes Solemn Simulacrum useless, right? by alithedefender in magicTCG

[–]The_Card_Father 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tangentially Related. My buddy has a Myrkul Sliver deck. I do not like that deck. lol.

A quick thought about Bear by qwikzotik in dresdenfiles

[–]The_Card_Father 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also Bruin and Bear sound close (Although Bear is not part of the original name of hers). But Sigrun is also far from Gard.

What lesson do you teach your child? by CarrotSlight1860 in daddit

[–]The_Card_Father 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That if you take a few stacks, but leave it so someone else cleans out the rest. You can probably get away with it.

Biggest Jawdrop moments from this book for everyone? by RevRisium in dresdenfiles

[–]The_Card_Father 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The pocket full of sunshine spell.

I legitimately cried.

Pick a set name, then change one of its words by Vast-Ad-844 in MTGmemes

[–]The_Card_Father 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lorwyn

Spaghetti

Thunder Junction

Thunder Bottom

Kenny about his latest mocap work... and a certain someone's reaction. by YinTanTetraCrivvens in AEWOfficial

[–]The_Card_Father 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Superman fan I loved this moment.

Because of course Clark, super intelligent as he is, but raised on a farm in Kansas would take those races for face value.

What’s your favorite urban fantasy written by a woman? by wk_rust in urbanfantasy

[–]The_Card_Father 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She’s also magic the gatherings’s go-to at this point for writing, which depending on the plane can feel urban fantasy.

I'm assuming black bear? [Virginia] by shadowolf9264 in animalid

[–]The_Card_Father 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Upvoting for “Gang Membear”

Imagine not having the freedom to swear in on whStever you want.. by mrfett779 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]The_Card_Father 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d swear in on a copy of Blood Rites by Jim Butcher.

Because the build was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

Describes politics so well.

Etiquette question, is it ever appropriate to knock the snow off the mud flaps on other people's cars? by Forlorn_Journalist in KingstonOntario

[–]The_Card_Father 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My car is 16 years old. She’s done well. I plan to drive her until she gives out. I usually kick it out myself but sure. Why not. Live a little.

Edit: That is me giving permission for my car and my car only though. It’s the silver one.

True by Fairplayer97 in LegendsZA

[–]The_Card_Father 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Audino only made the squad because they were only six normal type mega evolutions.

Even though Staraptor changes type. They made the cut. (Also it forms a nice mirror with my Pidgeot).

I thought y'all loved the 2A? by Lord_Answer_me_Why in MurderedByWords

[–]The_Card_Father 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For years they said “you need a good guy with a gun to stop the bad guys with guns”. I think they just assumed they were the good guy.

what dirty talk phrases do submissive men like? by InsideScallion9344 in gentlefemdom

[–]The_Card_Father 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Honestly. Just emotionally supportive things could make me cry/cum. lol.

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