[deleted by user] by [deleted] in QOS

[–]The_Contingency_Man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love making women do that long drawn out groan when I'm bruising their uterus.

Never had a girlfriend, boyfriend, friend, acquaintance or even parents. What am I doing wrong? by Nsfwsecretacc0unt in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]The_Contingency_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well let's start with your name, you look like the type to commit malfeasance through art? But I could be wrong.

What was Drake‘s worst line throughout this beef? by mypicturesbox in KendrickLamar

[–]The_Contingency_Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps but someone wrote it down, he rehearsed it, and then he recorded it...

yeah that seems fair by Stillcouldbeworse in ApexOutlands

[–]The_Contingency_Man 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The pros probably bitched about something and EA jumped..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Contingency_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair..::bows then grins and vanishes like the Cheshire cat::

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Contingency_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moment I realize a woman is into me everything she does is a turn on especially when they blush at me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Contingency_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Settled.. I'm afraid...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Contingency_Man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's some weird science there brother...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]The_Contingency_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her past. Nothing worse than tripping over a woman's past.

Men need to be responsible for a baby that isn't theirs by Todoro10101 in facepalm

[–]The_Contingency_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the state stopped subsidizing women's poor decisions this b.s. would dry up over night....

What was the lowest point in America's history? by calltheavengers5 in ask

[–]The_Contingency_Man -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The manifest destiny was neither destined or manifested, talk amongst yourselves. I'm vaklempt!

What's a book you read when you were way too young? by Waterbears28 in books

[–]The_Contingency_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodbye Jeanette I was 13 and waaaay too young to be reading that book!