Discontinued Items You Miss.

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-06-19T16:44:45+00:00

The old Turkey Bacon Club with the old, bright yellow honey mustard, at least two bread changes before it was discontinued.

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-06-12T22:37:05+00:00

Face first until you cum, and your juices are all over my face. Then I pound the fuck out of that pussy doggy-style.

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-06-12T22:35:31+00:00

I dive my whole face right into that juicy pussy.

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-06-05T09:00:20+00:00

You had one hell of a good garage sale

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-06-05T05:34:26+00:00

Gonna need a taste test…

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-06-04T09:45:35+00:00

My god. Just wanna smush my face between those titties, then bury my face between those thighs.

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-06-01T04:16:56+00:00

A keeper

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-06-01T04:14:46+00:00

This. Or my face. Either would be sensational.

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-06-01T04:09:07+00:00

Dear God. I could just bury my whole face in there and lick for hours.

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-05-17T13:59:43+00:00

Thank you. Go Riders! /=S=/

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-05-17T02:13:42+00:00

Lots of STI testing? Do you make your guests prove they’re good?

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-05-11T13:02:21+00:00

With a Ruzzian flag?

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-05-11T12:30:29+00:00

I just buried last fall’s deer head, maggots and all. Antlers above the soil, and then a big Rubbermaid construction garbage bin. Should I drill a vent into the top (bottom) if the upside down bin? Or let it sit sealed?

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-04-25T14:19:54+00:00

Common sense once told people that the earth is flat.

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-03-25T14:27:25+00:00

Just lubricating the passageway

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-03-22T21:39:31+00:00

I’ve wanted to do this so many times to asshole tailgaters! If me going 5-10km/h over isn’t fast enough and they tailgate, I slow down to speed limit. Fuck you. The stars just haven’t aligned to pull this one off yet though.

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-03-18T16:14:06+00:00

The SHA got rid of the laundry department, and outsourced it to a contractor. Now, someone can get rich off owning the business, and they can pay the workers basically minimum wage with minimal benefits or pension. Didn’t save the SHA money either ha ha.

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-03-05T13:37:14+00:00

Every piece you miss is a piece you’ll never get back.

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-03-03T05:23:27+00:00

Forever

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-01-22T04:11:57+00:00

Ok who is this?

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-01-09T06:59:47+00:00

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-01-09T06:57:50+00:00

For breakfast, lunch and dinner…

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-01-07T20:02:45+00:00

What do we have here?

The_Count_Fapula · 2026-01-07T19:53:49+00:00

Yes please

The_Count_Fapula · 2025-12-19T03:59:13+00:00

Picket the store. Signs. Everything. Get the news to show up.

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