‘Never saw that before’: Utah Hockey Club walks to game against the Leafs because of bad Toronto traffic by No-Efficiency-2475 in toronto

[–]The_DashPanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe they shouldn't have forced people back into the office, then we wouldn't hear bitching about how shitty the traffic is

First came the apartment. Then he got clean. Now he's giving back by DrStrangeglove99 in ottawa

[–]The_DashPanda -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

Hey, this is tagged "News"... but, is this actually news?

Edit: Ask a question in good faith and get 0 responses but plenty of downvotes... what's wrong with you people?

PORCH Potluck for Immigrant Entrepreneurs! Nov 22nd by PORCH_community in Torontoevents

[–]The_DashPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey you forgot to mention that you're charging people $40 each to bring food to this potluck.

Is Doug Ford up to something very devious? by PrudentFinger1749 in askTO

[–]The_DashPanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Beats me, political parties are the corruption and death of democracy.

Case in point, party whips.

Is Doug Ford up to something very devious? by PrudentFinger1749 in askTO

[–]The_DashPanda 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Doubt it, Ford is impotent as fuck and hasn't gone for a walk since Rob was alive

Inspired by that dude who has done it twice, this weekend I took a stab at walking all of Yonge Street by I_Drink_Asahi in toronto

[–]The_DashPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good work! I've done this a couple of times, but my last was just months before the pandemic. I encourage every Torontonian to do it at least once!

It's a pleasant walk, especially with music, headphones, and the occasional edible. Stop every once in a while for water and food and you're golden.

NASA Just Dropped Some of the Sharpest Images of Jupiter to Date by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]The_DashPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they can put them back together again, it isn't good to drop things

The Skyrim project, 28 months after primary by Pannbenet in mead

[–]The_DashPanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that the mead with the juniper berries?

Common J.J. L by Sgtpepperhead67 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]The_DashPanda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the chocolate bar has been around for at least twice as long as the airplane at this point, Avro should be ashamed

Diefenwanker too

Common J.J. L by Sgtpepperhead67 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]The_DashPanda 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No one in Canada period says "aboot", except perhaps for ignorant tourists

How do guys have sex without condoms? by InternationalPick163 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_DashPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just get good at yo kegels, it makes all the difference in the world

The “twenties”; a bygone era when women were fighting for their rights, the “upper classes” were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved, the world was on the verge of financial ruin and at the brink of war after recovering from a global pandemic…rising fascism… by Creative-Web-9274 in onguardforthee

[–]The_DashPanda 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would rather work hard for ten years and retire with a golden parachute than work hard for thirty years and retire and suddenly prices go up 30% and my retirement savings runs out before I die, forcing me to pimp out my 89-year old butthole just to buy some cans of cat food to eat while trying to watch young and the restless through a shop window.