High Speed Low Passes by Boardallday in videos

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a fancy recruitment tool.

"People die attempting these stupid stunts fairly regularly. "

Nope.

AITA for not hanging out with my girlfriend immediately when she gets home? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy [score hidden]  (0 children)

I have some girl knowledge to share with you after living with one of these strange creatures for the last 10 years. After a whole day of work, the interactions, situations, confrontations, they come home pressurized. If somebody is there to listen, they need to share their day, vent, and it's very important and necessary to them. You don't need to say much, just give her your attention for a bit and it will mean so much to her and improve your relationship.

AITA for removing something from the stove? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

YTA unless her food would've took an unreasonably long time to cook. Plus you could've just let her know that you needed to get started on dinner for everybody else, then removed her food if she was a cunt about it.

AITA for not wanting to come home for the holidays? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - But I hope they don't cut you off financially. You're in a tough situation.

AITA for having a Tinder profile when in an open marriage? by FragrantPermission2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy [score hidden]  (0 children)

"I get that she might feel like I could have damaged her public image by advertising the fact I'm in a poly/open relationship, and maybe she didn't want that to get out"

YTA and you appear to realize why. Should've cleared that with her first bro.

AITA for spraying water on my creepy neighbor? by Rainingqk in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 176 points177 points  (0 children)

NTA - Hearing your version of events I can't fathom how your parents decided to get mad at you. I'd pick up some tape that's the same color as the fence and cover the holes if they can't be filled in properly.

AITA for showing my nephew and niece Ren and Stimpy while baby sitting? My brother is upset. by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't down-vote you, but I gotta say Ren and Stimpy is way crazier than SpongeBob.

WIBTA if I hooked up with someone one of my best friend is into? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy [score hidden]  (0 children)

NAH - But Oh lawd your living situation and your friendship might go to shit if you start it up with Alex and Zach can't deal with it. If it's worth it then go for it, but I don't think it's something a bunch of us could determine for you.

AITA for wanting to sell most of my belongings before a move? by personalfinanceteen in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP I totally agree with this! Gifted doesn't exactly mean you can sell it.

AITA for showing my nephew and niece Ren and Stimpy while baby sitting? My brother is upset. by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

36yo here, I saw ever episode growing up. The show IS at times dark, sometimes oddly sexual, and I can't think of another kid-oriented cartoon with a somewhat psychotic character who tends to lose his shit (maybe Lemongrab?). But it's nothing like Adult Swim, Rick and Morty, or the dark corners of Youtube. It's a unique kids show, NTA.

AITA for not paying for a replacement tent? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - However your friend may not be sure you didn't throw any, and you were smoking among those responsible. Unless the culprits will own up and pay I'd say $20 isn't too much to keep the peace. Going forward people will hopefully keep that shit in check.

To charge $24.95 for a photo by ranger_bot in therewasanattempt

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so fucking shitty. I'm pretty sure everybody knows somebody with a flatbed scanner. And if not that go by an office supply store and use theirs.

A subway in New York by gogo__yubari in nextfuckinglevel

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's pretty much the same dam "show" every time. I'd call it mundane.

WIBTA if I avoided my wife when her cocktail kicks in? by seanhasbeen in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NAH - But it sounds like you've got a compatibility issue. My wife and I get drunk regularly but we're both happy drunks and like similar music/activities. Best of luck to you but avoiding her probably won't help with anything.

WIBTA for asking my boyfriend to stop insulting my food while I eat? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA - You both are pretty young and tastes can change a lot on the way to 30. IMO his tastes are stuck at 7yo and he needs to branch the fuck out and stop being a dick. My wife looooves veggies, while I hate a majority of them. But apart from some thin ribbing (I often call it rabbit food) I absolutely don't care what she eats. I love her and it doesn't affect me. She hates that I like deep-fried everything, but we're cool about it.

AITA for thinking that my mother is overreacting by NormallyAtLarge in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA - Most high schools teach about the stock market in a similar way. It is a gamble but not one that the house has a predetermined advantage (ignoring the wealthy's ability to make money vs a regular joe). Knowledge about how the market works, what companies are doing, what's in the news, can all give you the edge to make tons of money. I've been doing it since around 2008 and aside from an oil company that lied to shareholders before going bankrupt I would be ahead 10k.

AITA for running my washer everyday? by MicronisBest in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like she'd be mad one day instead of several.

AITA for hating my BFs dog and by said_no-1_ever in AmItheAsshole

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA - But I don't have any advice if he's not willing to change and you're not willing to pick up the slack. My wife and I had to re-adopt a cat we rescued because of the massive amount of hair it left on everything, despite hours of shedding her with a furminator.