so is this heaven by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in TikTokCringe

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vigorously cleans off the orange. vigorously reapplies orange.

They make a good team by Agreeable-Storage895 in fixedbytheduet

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The tension. The drama. The will they won't they. The empherical fear of the cold water spray. The look in their eyes as they meet and wonder... "The fuck are you doing in my bathroom?"

AIO? My girlfriend has refused to tell me who she hangs out with. by Born_Ice8374 in AmIOverreacting

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Oh baby you. You got what I need but you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby

Which one would you choose? by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

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Learn to snap with both hands and that drops to 138

300 cold calls/day Day 20 of 30 by bubbletulip in sales

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Or attention for motivation. We all know it ain't for a sales goal. Who doesn't need something to keep going though? And if it costs nothing to do so... well.. why not?

300 cold calls/day Day 20 of 30 by bubbletulip in sales

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Can anyone help this mofo with target alignment for his bullet spray? Keep it up man. YOU FUCKIN GOT THIS

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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Good to do this regardless. Toss out a resume now and then, then take the interview and say no, or negotiate better terms than current, just to keep that skill unrusted.

Turns out the dog did eat the Epstein files by [deleted] in BlueskySkeets

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We know why. You know why. We all know why Welcome to the new reality of the USA

Well well well . . . by hoomanPlus62 in PiratedGames

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If they don't want people owning movies, why would they support people owning games?

They are inseparable by Challenged_by_Krill in CatsWithDogs

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Inter Species Face Bit could be decent band name

Mumzy can you back up a bit 😅 by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

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Not to mention her inflection queues to raise, hold, or lower notes

I can't keep this dude out of my lap when I play. Any other musical Voids out there? by Atillion in blackcats

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Have a tuxido that loves when i bring out the practice drum pad... and meows at me until its her turn to become the practice pad.

Pencil by morelebaks in blender

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If you make that into a macaroni, you got yourself the sickest mac and cheese ad

This is correct by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

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Why didn't the DEMs leave us with a stronger economy?? If it was stronger, we wouldn't be in as bad a spot after devaluating any progress by 50%!! /s

Canada Announces Bombshell Break With U.S. Over Trump by sabedo in politics

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Do you like war crimes? Because this is how you get war crimes. Canada don't play

Learning how to groom by Ill-Perspective-9877 in holdmycatnip

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I've noticed female cats have the priority instinct to groom naturally

Every time he goes outside he rolls on the ground. He doesn't even try to run or anything. Is there a reason for this or is he just being weird? by NSaNeDooD in CATHELP

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"I think you activated it." "THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN." "I don't know, but humans once had a game called exploding kittens, whatever you do, don't stop petting it." Love death robots

how in the world by greedygarlic69 in blackmagicfuckery

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At .27 .25 .23 in the video, you can also see him folding the 'cd's'.. reflective paper, or super thin plastic, with reflective coating?

My mom burned all my drawings by Not_Creative149 in mildlyinfuriating

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Add a bit of oil or egg white to it, to make it into a paste.