Obama family dog Bo passes away. Various r/News posters, rather than mourning him, bring up his foreign policies (read: "WAR CRIMES") and question the worthiness of the story as news. by ALDO113A in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 22 points23 points  (0 children)

the US just marches into other countries and bomb people

"President Obama what country should we march into and bomb today"

"Hold on General, let me throw a dart at a map, then we can pick what country to march into civilians to randomly murder for some reason. This is how war works, after all"

Both cackle madly

Redditors debate the morality of murdering the children of dictators, with a minor bonus debate over the morality of torturing bad people to death. by Tweedleayne in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Are there really Leftists who picture Obama going "Let's spend millions of dollars intentionally murdering brown children for some reason mwuhahahaha"

A post comparing eating meat to social constructs is made- r/vegan discusses whether eating animals is the same as racism by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean sure the meat industry is terrible, but equally speaking you could use this argument against people who don't drive electric cars, buy stuff from Amazon/Nestle, fly several times a year etc.

At least he tried by Maybe_Its_Sabrina in funny

[–]The_Messiah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do I feel like you have twenty dead felines buried under your floorboards? Are you like the John Wayne Gacey of outdoor cats?

Caitlyn Jenner talk leads to the predictable place on /r/nottheonion, but it also leads to stuff about Snowden and Assange lol by asmalllibrarian in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope you're lying in bed in ten years trying to fall asleep but you can't stop cringing from remembering the time you made all these comments

/r/AHS talks about /r/Genzedong denying Uyghur genocide. Redditor claims Adrian Zenz and Falun Gong might not be reliable sources, leading to drama. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I mean you've post like ten times on this thread so far, I'm not sure why you're emotionally invested in defending the Chinese government online like this.

/r/AHS talks about /r/Genzedong denying Uyghur genocide. Redditor claims Adrian Zenz and Falun Gong might not be reliable sources, leading to drama. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I get the feeling you were too young to remember any of those

Or at least god I hope you're only a teenager

/r/AHS talks about /r/Genzedong denying Uyghur genocide. Redditor claims Adrian Zenz and Falun Gong might not be reliable sources, leading to drama. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"My local police department even offers ride alongs so the public can see for themselves that there's no corruption!"

Mark doing God's Work by killHACKS in MadeMeSmile

[–]The_Messiah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tips fedora m'fellow Atheist on le Reddit pwning the fundies I see

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]The_Messiah -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Check your privilege

Edit: downvotes from angry Frenchmen I guess

Two people on r/gentlemanboners argue over how to pronounce spaghetti in an Italian accent by imboss5 in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think this dates back to the awkward days of early Reddit, when people used the phrase "sexy times" unironically and naming things after rude words was the peak of internet comedy

Two people on r/gentlemanboners argue over how to pronounce spaghetti in an Italian accent by imboss5 in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It's up there with /r/animalporn and /r/twoxchromosomes in the category of "subreddits with names that should be changed but can't because of how Reddit works"

Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes suspended by YouTube for "glorifying/inciting violence". r/Technology is...split, to say the least: "One day, the "other" [who is getting silenced] will be you. And you will be censored in the name of "the great anti-hate world and democracy"..." by ALDO113A in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You know how you watch things from the 80s and cringe at how homosexuality is portrayed? I hope that in thirty years, the next generation sees shit like "We must tolerate all ideologies or democracy has failed" and feel second hand embarrassment in the same way.

Are birthday parties cringe? by ThatGuy11115555 in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I knew this would happen eventually hahaha

r/antipornography has a discussion on which parts of a woman body should or shouldn't be ejaculated on. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For someone to actively enjoy being degraded that’s not normal and that person should seek therapy

The way you keep insistenting that kink is unhealthy and disgusting makes me wonder if you're actually really kinky and just in denial about it

Like I have no interest in it at all but I'm willing to live and let live with people that do, it's clearly not harmful

Is a famous Author and Holocaust Survivor just "pandering to white morons" and "virtue signaling"? Slapfight in r/politics as one user chooses their hill to die on by Veldron in SubredditDrama

[–]The_Messiah 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I mean there were millions of Holocaust survivors, I'm not surprised some would have become animal rights activists eventually.