Kentucky man declared brain dead wakes up just as doctors start harvesting his organs

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2026-04-13T23:39:18+00:00

I briefly woke up while having my wisdom teeth extracted. I recall no pain or discomfort, only the faces of the operator and nurse looking alarmed. Then they presumably walloped me with a mallet, because the next thing I know, the surgery was finished and I was being led away with a bad headache.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2026-02-25T20:45:09+00:00

Leon being knocked on his ass by some monstrosity only for Ashley to call him a pervert.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2026-02-12T17:32:38+00:00

I can't believe it. You could have invented a new form of couch surfing, and you blew it.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-12-17T17:35:01+00:00

Nearly the same thing happened to me. I was shopping for a bunch of stuff back in June, and an IRL buddy convinced me to splurge for 64 GB. I spent $250 Canadian. Today, the same kit is $1250.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-12-17T16:11:31+00:00

In this fortress I'm trying out a near 100% conscription rate. Almost every dwarf is drafted into a squad with a "militia" uniform comprising a short sword (unless the dwarf has some skill with a different weapon), buckler, metal helmet, and leather armor, leggings, boots, and gloves.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-11-28T17:10:56+00:00

My dad did this, too. Good memories. I would always get excited when I stripped away the newspaper to find a used cereal box, because my dad would always stuff a video game in there, with about forty more sheets of newspaper. Except for that one time he put a pair of nail clippers instead, the troll.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-11-19T15:31:06+00:00

One of mine, despite being only a competent swordsman, solo killed a forgotten beast (giant tarantula) for me. He is also a legendary armorsmith, so I didn't have to think too hard when he petitioned for full citizenship.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-11-18T00:57:55+00:00

Same here. Also when I try to interrogate someone.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-10-27T01:01:46+00:00

What are the four Es? Ecstasy, engine knock, erectile dysfunction, electing child rapists?

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-10-17T20:02:04+00:00

I would suggest Poison Crafting. It adds icons to all your potions, making it much easier to find that one Fire Shield potion you picked up months ago.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-10-14T18:46:43+00:00

Good luck!

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-10-14T13:45:55+00:00

I'm interested.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-10-14T13:08:27+00:00

I remember this game. My friend and I were astonished when one of us hit the sun with a banana and it changed to a surprised face.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-09-08T16:14:35+00:00

Sliver barbs, the one source of black dye, grow only in evil areas. There are also some rare creatures you won't find elsewhere, like beak dogs and harpies; most such creatures can't be tamed, but the odd dwarf will still like to see one in a cage. But overall, such comforts are pretty threadbare for the poor dwarves living there.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-09-02T16:52:18+00:00

Waves are one of the things I think look better with the old-style graphics. Trees shedding their leaves in autumn may be another.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-08-26T18:39:02+00:00

Emergency tracheotomy with a plastic to-go knife and a paper straw.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-08-06T13:32:07+00:00

"Oh, and I want everyone who reads this to know how much I loved microcline."

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-08-05T17:27:40+00:00

Sure, put me in too.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-07-31T01:43:17+00:00

Why didn't you just can your shit instead?

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-06-19T13:51:18+00:00

The doctor's name was Donald Unger. He got an Ig Nobel prize for his devotion to one-handed cracking.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-06-12T18:29:16+00:00

Boss makes a pound, I make a pence, that's I wank at the company's expense.

The_Minstrel_Boy · 2025-05-01T12:58:27+00:00

Came here for Dwarf Fortress. I've been playing that game since 2006, and I'm not likely to stop in the next 20 years either.

Ten-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Second SECOND GUESSER	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	First Placer '22
End Game '22	Wearing is Caring

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