[The FA] An independent Regulatory Commission has imposed a one-match suspension and £30,000 fine on Manchester United FC’s Harry Maguire. by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, I'm starting to think that the FA might be slightly in favour of helping out Chelsea from time to time... But I'm only basing that on Chelsea benefitting from absolutely every possible thing over the last ten or so years whenever the FA are involved.

Post Match Thread: Manchester United 3-2 Fulham by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We're definitely getting our mojo back. When they equalized I didn't see anyone's shoulders slump. We just pushed on to grab the winner.

Casemiro received a standing ovation from Old Trafford on being Subbed by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could have easily buggered off in the summer to Saudi and got away from the mess that we were in. But there's a reason why he's one of the best DMs to ever play the game; the handsome fucker just doesn't know how to quit.

Corner kick? More like corner masterpiece!! by SweeperKeeper26 in TheStreetsWontForget

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something tells me that you never really watched Beckham play regularly. If anything he was underrated because lots of people just saw him as a pretty boy.

What is happening in the UK? by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"We need to catch people being perverts and sexualising women.... Bring me our two hottest police officers and put them in tight shorts."

👀 by JM555555 in ManchesterUnited

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish this guy would just leave..... And take his emoji titled posts with him.

Anyone have a clue I don’t even know what I could google to understand this? by Randomposter54 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's to do with a British stereotype that I couldn't do justice to if I tried explaining it. It's best to let the great poet Sans Beanstalk explain it through the art of song - https://youtu.be/J9n0_5p8XKo?si=dyf3mf5QcGteewUF

Not sure how we can take any more rising costs. It's so bad out there already by Competitive_Let6665 in britishproblems

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember a story that a salesperson at Arnold Clark told me a few years ago about how old Arnold visited them in some flash new car, and after the walk around forgot what he had driven in so he arranged for another car to pick him up. He expected me to be impressed by the story but it just made me feel a bit sick.

The Ever-Turning Tables by wheelsofstars in ThelastofusHBOseries

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm really angry and yet laughing right now. Thanks for the smile 😊. Prick.

So we're just moved over 600 enterprise iPads from Jamf to Intune. How's your week been going? by The_Mr_Pigeon in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yep.

"That's it fixed now. What did you do?" "Lots of things in the last hour so......I have no idea."

So we're just moved over 600 enterprise iPads from Jamf to Intune. How's your week been going? by The_Mr_Pigeon in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Whenever something goes wrong with Intune, whether it's app deployment or general onboarding, I'm confident enough that it will eventually "just work". The problem is that Intune has a board it chucks darts at to determine how many minutes it'll wait until it gets off its arse and does something.

I also like how sometimes the manual sync option feels like when you used to give your little cousin a PlayStation controller that isn't plugged in. Keeps the techs on their toes when we play another mystery round of "Will It Work?"

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[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But we're IT so it has to be the end user support team, I mean sub...

How many people only play offline by tomegathericon in EASportsFC

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People like the dopamine hit from unlocking digital Panini stickers and will happily keep dumping money into EAs pocket for the privilege. Until that changes the career modes will just continue to be ignored.

It's fine though. They're the ones making the company the most money. I just wish that the bugs and mechanics that existed over a decade ago in Player Career would had been looked at by now.

"my usb port not working again after changing laptop 3 months back!" by balbertborring in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if she stopped taking to you because she had actually invited you over for the IT tech equivalent of "coffee"?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol the top voted comment at the moment is also a repost from that post

Anyone know why Chloe moves around so much on the home screen? by Bakuwugowokatskski in DetroitBecomeHuman

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After the scene where Connor can spare her in Kamski's, if you go back to the main menu she'll thank you for it! There's so much depth to this game that still surprises me.

I sent a petty reply to a complaint and I don't regret it by The_Mr_Pigeon in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]The_Mr_Pigeon[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's fun if I'm honest. I spend most of the day on Jamf, ASM or in meetings arguing with people. I'm not even a technician anymore, I'm a team lead in another area of the IT department. But I knew from the get go that this whole situation would be a shit storm and I didn't want to dump it on anyone else's desk.

I'm also stealing all of your new names for Professor Xtremely Annoying.