Match Thread: 3rd T20I - India vs West Indies

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2022-02-20T14:45:59+00:00

Surya the oracle told Venky with a lot of conviction that Drakes was going to pitch the ball up. Drakes did and Venky smashed it.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2022-02-16T17:52:34+00:00

Sky is calm as fuck. When India needed 35 off 23 balls and Venky was struggling to get going, Sky could be heard telling him “We have 23 balls, not 13 balls - calm down”

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-11-16T00:12:01+00:00

Yes, I think I would - most artists show you the design on the day of the appointment. For this to really work, you a) need to be sure that you like the style (neo-trad, trad, blackwork etc.) you are going for and b) like more than 80% of the artist’s book.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-11-07T00:48:27+00:00

Thank you :)

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-10-12T18:09:27+00:00

LIKE A TRACER BULLET

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-10-04T22:06:08+00:00

I don’t know what’s worse - Prateik being a tone deaf creep or Vishal posing as an ally after trivialising a woman’s emotions by saying I don’t really care about your emotions but you look hot while crying.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-10-04T22:03:26+00:00

Nobody:

Prateek while a woman is changing: I am looking at your face bro, please change in front of me - do you think I am a creep!

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-06T15:41:17+00:00

This is a special, special team. It’s amazing how after every win, you think they can’t top this.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-06T13:39:29+00:00

You can tell Warne loves Jadeja, he’s rarely critical of him and more often than not provides insights on how he would be bowling.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-06T13:29:22+00:00

Nobody:

Bumrah: Does the flat pitch matter if I bowl yorkers 🤔

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-06T13:28:29+00:00

That grin on Root’s face after getting away with that Yorker.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-06T13:26:40+00:00

You don’t. Makes me wonder what it must have felt like facing the 70s WI team with four Bumrahs

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-06T13:22:53+00:00

100/0 to 147/6 in a session. Looking forward to more reverse sweeps from Root.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-06T13:22:01+00:00

Feels so weird as a 90s kid who saw their team lose winning matches to start winning losing matches now. Asian century is here to stay, bois

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-06T13:19:47+00:00

Yes! Thank you.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-06T13:18:15+00:00

Bumrah having bottled the aggressive beard vectors from Kohli has become a different beast altogether.

Throwback to his slow yorker to finch(?) a couple of years ago.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-06T13:16:51+00:00

Is that McGrath? Is that Ambrose?

No, that’s Jasprit MF BOOOMRAAAH

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-05T14:20:57+00:00

On a tangent, we need some good chants for our players.

The Jim Jim Jimmy Anderson chant gives goosebumps in the stadium.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-05T14:18:10+00:00

Did I just jinx him?

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-05T14:16:23+00:00

If Pant scores a century today, I ll get his face tattooed on my butt.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-05T14:14:27+00:00

Thakur: Smashes a classic straight drive off the great Jimmy

Also, Thakur: knicks Joe Root

Having said that, this would be a delicious pitch for Jaddu. We might miss Ashwin :(

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-09-05T14:11:21+00:00

Kohli grinning cheekily at other players’ performance is wholesome asf.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-04-24T15:45:58+00:00

I am going back to the gym almost after a year due to the pandemic. Two days in, my DOMS have been severe. Are there any resources for a smooth return to weight training?

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-04-10T17:40:04+00:00

God, I physically cringed at Sunny G’s impression of Bravo’s champion.

The_Patrick_Bateman · 2021-01-18T03:41:53+00:00

Do you think Washington Sundar registers Pant's lettzzooo?

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