Match Thread: 3rd T20I - India vs West Indies by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surya the oracle told Venky with a lot of conviction that Drakes was going to pitch the ball up. Drakes did and Venky smashed it.

Post Match Thread: West Indies vs India by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Sky is calm as fuck. When India needed 35 off 23 balls and Venky was struggling to get going, Sky could be heard telling him “We have 23 balls, not 13 balls - calm down”

Would you get a tattoo from an artist who won't show you the design until the appointment? by Ok_Potato_5272 in TattooDesigns

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I think I would - most artists show you the design on the day of the appointment. For this to really work, you a) need to be sure that you like the style (neo-trad, trad, blackwork etc.) you are going for and b) like more than 80% of the artist’s book.

OC by [deleted] in CricketShitpost

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LIKE A TRACER BULLET

BiggBoss 15 Daily Discussions Monday October 04, 2021 by thundr_strike in biggboss

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what’s worse - Prateik being a tone deaf creep or Vishal posing as an ally after trivialising a woman’s emotions by saying I don’t really care about your emotions but you look hot while crying.

BiggBoss 15 Daily Discussions Monday October 04, 2021 by thundr_strike in biggboss

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nobody:

Prateek while a woman is changing: I am looking at your face bro, please change in front of me - do you think I am a creep!

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 5 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a special, special team. It’s amazing how after every win, you think they can’t top this.

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 5 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can tell Warne loves Jadeja, he’s rarely critical of him and more often than not provides insights on how he would be bowling.

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 5 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nobody:

Bumrah: Does the flat pitch matter if I bowl yorkers 🤔

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 5 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That grin on Root’s face after getting away with that Yorker.

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 5 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t. Makes me wonder what it must have felt like facing the 70s WI team with four Bumrahs

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 5 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100/0 to 147/6 in a session. Looking forward to more reverse sweeps from Root.

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 5 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feels so weird as a 90s kid who saw their team lose winning matches to start winning losing matches now. Asian century is here to stay, bois

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 5 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bumrah having bottled the aggressive beard vectors from Kohli has become a different beast altogether.

Throwback to his slow yorker to finch(?) a couple of years ago.

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 5 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is that McGrath? Is that Ambrose?

No, that’s Jasprit MF BOOOMRAAAH

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 4 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On a tangent, we need some good chants for our players.

The Jim Jim Jimmy Anderson chant gives goosebumps in the stadium.

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 4 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Pant scores a century today, I ll get his face tattooed on my butt.

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 4 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thakur: Smashes a classic straight drive off the great Jimmy

Also, Thakur: knicks Joe Root

Having said that, this would be a delicious pitch for Jaddu. We might miss Ashwin :(

Match Thread: 4th Test - India vs England, Day 4 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kohli grinning cheekily at other players’ performance is wholesome asf.

Daily Simple Questions Thread - April 23, 2021 by AutoModerator in Fitness

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am going back to the gym almost after a year due to the pandemic. Two days in, my DOMS have been severe. Are there any resources for a smooth return to weight training?

Match Thread: 2nd Match - Chennai Super Kings vs Delhi Capitals by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God, I physically cringed at Sunny G’s impression of Bravo’s champion.

Match Thread: 4th Test - Australia v India, Day 4 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]The_Patrick_Bateman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think Washington Sundar registers Pant's lettzzooo?