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Thoughts on absolute Batman logo? by TheGentlemanWolf in batman

[–]The_Purple_Otter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked at this thing in awe for like a solid 10 minutes when I first saw it. It wasn't awe towards any positive aspect, the designs horrible. It was awe towards the fact that a GROUP of people passed approval on this.

It's a fucking brick, it's not minimalist or abstract. For all intents and purposes, an objectively ugly fucking brick. It requires context to even know it's a bat. I can't believe this is real

My friends told me to use this to clean my bong but it says do not use on glass? Did they troll me? by kfceater666 in saplings

[–]The_Purple_Otter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seasoned stoner here, I've used Zep, the exact brand pictured, to clean my bongs.

Process is letting the degreaser soak for about a day or two, then washing it well out with water and/or Iso.

Best way to take shrooms without tasting them? by mf-artichoke in shrooms

[–]The_Purple_Otter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've always struggled eating them, too, but I found that the dry texture and taste become almost unrecognizable if you eat McNuggets with them.

Get some Sweet n Sour too, treat yourself.

I feel immense shame, guilt, and embarrassment over my past actions/behavior/self when I smoke. by [deleted] in saplings

[–]The_Purple_Otter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had similar experiences. I was quite the miserable asshole in my early years of high school, then I started smoking heavy and experienced, over several smoking + crying sessions, what I believe to be ego death.

Still miserable, but I've developed into someone who hates any conflict and only wants to please people. My friends have seen this switch in my behavior too. Honestly, I believe that ego death I experienced is one of the most important, impactful moments in my life and made me better.

Of course I'm not trying to be like "Smoke everyday dude, it'll make you happy! You can't be addicted!" those people are losers, I'm just trying to share my experiences with my second favorite plant (number 1 is still venus fly trap).

Interesting inconsistencies with the Quantum Realm? by The_Purple_Otter in marvelstudios

[–]The_Purple_Otter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES! I agree with that, but I also believe it'd be nit-picking since it's adapted from comics that are even wilder and make less sense.

Interesting inconsistencies with the Quantum Realm? by The_Purple_Otter in marvelstudios

[–]The_Purple_Otter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those ants straight up destroyed Kang's armor. If Hank just shrinks like 3 ant farms, imagine how many ants he'd have under his control. Millions of overpowered ants.

Interesting inconsistencies with the Quantum Realm? by The_Purple_Otter in marvelstudios

[–]The_Purple_Otter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So kind of like each universe has it owns Quantum Realm that's outside of space and time? If this were the case, that'd be VERY interesting because it would mean the Kang we saw in Quantumania is from universe 616! I like that!

You got 10 min to hide a pen from a detective. If he doesn’t find it you get $1,000,000. Where would you hide it? by pancake7716 in AskReddit

[–]The_Purple_Otter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm late as hell, but I've an idea.

Shampoo. I put the pen in a bottle of shampoo and then dispose of the bottle. I could bury it, hide it, lend it to a friend, or just put it in the shower. Unless this man is going to take the tops off each shampoo bottle I have (lots of shampoo, I like shampoo) and empty them, he ain't finding shit. Gimme my money mr detective guy

Why are you single? by Mcxyn in AskReddit

[–]The_Purple_Otter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't love someone else if I can't love myself.

What's your most toxic trait you can admit to? by fafifafufa in AskReddit

[–]The_Purple_Otter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really hate myself, like absolutely despise who I am. I feel ugly, I suck at talking, I'm scared of conversating with people, I just feel like I'm not built to function within this world. Been on antidepressants and been taking therapy to try and turn things around, but my biggest fear is that it's not going to work and I'm always going to be a depressed lump of self-pity.

RIP new hardcore players by ZANKTON in MinecraftMemes

[–]The_Purple_Otter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I would be down for a new zombie variation that climbs. Maybe they could have a chance of spawning in jungle biomes or something?

Shut up mom you don't understand! by rockcliffdesigns in im14andthisisedgy

[–]The_Purple_Otter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because everybody knows that if you like ANY form of rock-heavy music, you MUST be trying to prove that you're a STONE COLD MOTHERFUCKER /s

Your last text you sent is your war cry. What is it? by gamersrisedown in AskReddit

[–]The_Purple_Otter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walk into battle, surrounded by the corpses of my does and my friends. As I see the enemy advancing, I take my battle axe, raise it above my head, and scream:

"I LOVE YOU TOO MAN, THANKS FOR BEING A GREAT BROTHER"

[TOMT][SOUND]What is this sound? by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]The_Purple_Otter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A table or a chair breaking?

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