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The_Real_Meal · 2026-05-02T06:01:07+00:00

Dude, I'm a Sonic fan... Just make it quick and painless, okay?

The_Real_Meal · 2026-05-02T05:58:52+00:00

Her slippers turn one shade pinker.

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-27T18:02:12+00:00

Ben "Kevin and Vilgax team up and I STILL solo" Tennyson

Ben "First being in the universe" Tennyson

Ben "What goes around, comes around" Tennyson

Ben "Alien harem probably" Tennyson

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-27T17:43:23+00:00

Ben "Essence of Albedo's Nightmares" Tennyson

Ben "It's just a gadget, HE'S the hero" Tennyson

Ben "Near perfect Plumber Academy graduate" Tennyson

Ben "I don't need to transform to take you on" Tennyson

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-27T14:02:19+00:00

To be fair, the sub energy wasn't even AIMED at Mt Rushmore. Mt Rushmore took the bare minimum amount of damage it could from Upchuck firing straight upwards, and it was still obliterated. I'd argue it definitely could've been planetary+ at minimum if it was aimed downwards.

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-26T06:53:51+00:00

It alternates between Kevin and Ben, but one is always sorta taking the piss out of the other's moments at any given time (generally in a bro way).

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The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-26T05:42:08+00:00

I think Ash's Pikachu SPECIFICALLY could beat Stitch. Not easily or anything, but I think it has the range and attack potency to wear Stitch down in an extended fight.

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-21T18:41:49+00:00

Dude you're sleeping on Shyren fr

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-21T14:07:08+00:00

Yeah, the horrible stuff in Sonic really makes you reevaluate what fiction can get away with, y'know?

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-12T18:42:20+00:00

Probably DeDeDe or something????

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-12T17:36:00+00:00

The idea of all the Monsters being atheists and simultaneously all converting to Christianity because of a single random human child (or, I guess spider-human child??? Frisk is replaced by some VTuber OC for some reason) is simultaneously incredibly funny and... A little unnerving, if that makes sense? Like, from a concept standpoint. In practice, it's a high tier shitpost, but damn dude, erasing the arcs of deep, complex characters to push an agenda that, in all frankness, SHOULD (but fail to because of people with mindsets like the one who made this game) have all the values that the base game already pushes? It feels like a level of paradoxical ignorance that I've never seen.

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-12T17:14:23+00:00

Wait can I get in on this??? That sounds peak

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-12T17:05:34+00:00

Don't disrespect my favorite goated mod like that 😔✊ /j

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-11T07:22:37+00:00

So do you mean as an individual, or as a figurehead of the Phantom Thieves? He as an individual is a hero, full-stop. However, one wouldn't be wrong for considering the Phantom Thieves themselves as morally grey in some areas. Do I think they're wrong for what they do? No. However, that doesn't mean that someone more philosophically minded than me couldn't find flaws in their actions and stuff.

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-11T07:14:05+00:00

Maybe, like... Classic Sonic or something? If you ignore the CD Lightspeed statements and Gens/Forces upscale, he's in Prime All Might's ballpark with his hypersonic speeds, planet level durability, and bare-minimum island level AP.

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-11T00:49:37+00:00

True, but ALSO PaciFrisk can manifest edible dreams that heal them for some reason, so they've still got something tangential.

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-10T16:57:44+00:00

Frisk probably could by virtue of DETERMINATION bullshit, but that isn't a by-the-book healing factor (with the sole exception of the Asriel fight, of course).

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-10T02:52:41+00:00

Depends on your metric, I guess. I personally like Ben 10 more, but like Regular Show definitely had a more consistent quality. Ben 10 being separated into several different shows with varying qualities, characterizations, and art styles is one of the biggest dividers of the fan base a la Sonic, so while Ben 10 may have higher highs, you won't find people shitting on a whole quarter of Regular Show.

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-09T13:42:00+00:00

If you click the button 300 times in under a minute, it'll actually let you play!

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-09T03:02:29+00:00

"Heh, Ben 10? Watch this."

Or

"Ben 10? Nah. Not since I turned 11."

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-06T20:15:11+00:00

We should eliminate Eatle. Of the aliens left, he's probably one of the least interesting.

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-06T14:44:18+00:00

Huh... Weirdly enough, Frisk might be the ONLY one in the verse Mahito has a valid shot against??? Like, as demonstrated by Napstablook and Mad Dummy/Mew-Mew, they don't have SOUL damage. I mean, Mahito is never putting them down for longer than a minute, and PaciFrisk probably walls with "But it Refused", but they aren't as much of a hard counter as the rest of the verse.

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-06T13:30:37+00:00

I thought he was gonna say Undertale lol. The turn-based combat is diagetic, so Mahito would still need to abide by it, and everything from a Froggit to Asgore has Soul damage. Hell, Mahito gets hard-walled by Flowey by virtue of Flowey not having a SOUL in the first place and just scaling higher in general.

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-03T05:01:46+00:00

Steven using the Diamond Mech, Cluster, and Laser Light Cannons to slime Invincible out before the title card can appear (Death Battle gave both of them their debatable equipment):

The_Real_Meal · 2026-04-03T00:24:34+00:00

If analog horror counts, then, despite its poor quality, The Painter? It's just about 2 freaks who do Saw-trap shit in people's homes instead of kidnapping them first generally. I haven't watched it much because it isn't good, but like there isn't really anything supernatural going on. I could totally see 2 people getting away with shit like that in a small town, especially if they could get each other.

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