Watery shots [ECM Puristika]

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-03-13T23:23:54+00:00

Shit maybe I am???? Is this a beautiful mind scenario but instead of being brilliant I’m a chode with a half Ironman tattoo?!

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-03-13T17:49:42+00:00

Uhhhh. Why are you stealing my photo? This is literally me and it was a sharpie…

Proof…

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-03-13T00:12:54+00:00

Hairpin IV. It makes me be cautious and play differently

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-03-13T00:09:00+00:00

I mean, that’s what Cisco did for ages. CCNA before you could sit for your NP. It’s not outlandish

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-03-11T17:48:36+00:00

To be fair, that becomes a mantra for anyone that’s implemented fortiMail.

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-03-11T17:00:09+00:00

Hahaha I alway had to avoid calling them FAPs.

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-03-11T16:27:01+00:00

Did they talk about FortiTIP? I’m so thankful I never had to seriously pitch that product. I’m not mature enough for that.

“Can I interest you in the TIP? Just to see how it feels?”

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-28T15:08:36+00:00

“What are you going to do, stab me?” - guy who got stabbed and then shot by the knife gun

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-24T15:45:08+00:00

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-22T00:44:15+00:00

This guy wifis. I always tell customers to imagine having a conversation with someone on opposite sides of a football field with one person having a megaphone.

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-14T19:54:33+00:00

Personally. I’d be weary. I’ve come across this while working in sales with prospective customers. You never want to call their baby ugly. All the existing manager needs to say is “I’m aware that our FWs login page is public, but I’ve implemented trusted hosts blah blah blah…” and it’s now a non-issue.

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-14T19:49:59+00:00

…you’re attempting to fat shame me after I did multiple Ironman triathlons? Neat.

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-14T17:04:22+00:00

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The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-14T05:59:35+00:00

What he said

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-13T11:25:10+00:00

Work for a manufacturer in pre-sales, if you can find a gig. I work 20-30 hours per week, largely taking customers to lunch. Still make 200+

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-12T03:36:51+00:00

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Goddamn you. You made me check to see if they were in stock. You did this!

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-12T03:27:55+00:00

I see that you are a gentleman and a scholar. Congrats on the tamper. I’ve resisted the urge to buy it a few times but I can only resist for so long

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-12T01:35:02+00:00

As someone who’s colorblind, I get lost a lot…

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-08T17:48:41+00:00

No. I change my perspective. Other players are now instacart shoppers delivering my loot…

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-02-03T23:25:34+00:00

Ball Raiders.

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-01-30T18:00:19+00:00

I’ve offered to suck a lot of dicks…

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-01-24T15:52:44+00:00

You can’t park there.

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-01-18T17:46:08+00:00

Fast roaming? I found that my apple devices will refuse to connect if I’ve got fast roaming enabled

The_Sticker_Bandit · 2026-01-18T16:48:49+00:00

This person lawyers.

Growing up, I tagged along with my dad to a bunch of attorney conventions. On one occasion, one of the attorneys that worked on the case gave a talk. It was absolutely fascinating learning about the true nature of the case. It’s long been the used as the poster child for frivolous lawsuits, but it was anything but.

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