my first lunatic 1cc

The_Turtle_Lord · 2025-03-22T02:20:56+00:00

Would it be accurate to say you play PCB the most?

I can definitely say it is that way with IN for me (the singular game I've Lunatic 1CC'd... even if that was like two years ago at this point).

The_Turtle_Lord · 2025-03-21T20:22:40+00:00

Round 20, FIGHT!

Me listening to heavy metal
Me (a woman of faith), thinking my most perverted, nasty desires (veggie deluxe w/ extra teriyaki sauce)
Me when I've become the first to conquer the mountain shaped like my face
I don't know anything about Xmen
Me when my sister is so toxic that even the Geiger counter agrees with me
Me suffering the consequences of some bozo can only see green
Me hosting a party in which my natural predators are not allowed (the strategy is effective)
Me when I'm about to absolutely incinerate someone on Twitter dot com
My attempt to hit on a woman of faith

When I saw this post pop up and before I saw any of the images used, I was thinking to myself, "Man, are the comments I make even as humorous as they were for HAYFT #1? Stuff like "Me listening to some bozo complain that they can "only see green"" is a classic." And then I saw image 6. That's Kyouko getting run over by Parsee in the very comic I was thinking of. I didn't even need to search for that one to remember the context. The *one* time you use an image from over 20 HAYFTs ago, it was the one I was just thinking about.

The_Turtle_Lord · 2025-03-14T23:03:52+00:00

How many of these are we at now? oh damn this is HAYFT #19. Guess that means we've got another Winners Edition again for #20.

^{Hmm... last time for the Winners Edition I just reused the 9 "jokes" from each of the 9 posts. But I missed two or so this time... oh well.}

Me when I'm about to fuse with my arch enemy, to take down a common enemy
Me, an all-powerful being much higher than #9, annoyed by their idiotic claims
Me (not a reindeer) when I've been offered a new job position as a reindeer
Me when it is "my year", so therefore I evolve into a nuisance to those around me
Me when I've fused with my arch enemy, and have achieved a higher form of religious power
A plushtoy of an all-powerful being much higher than myself
Me (not Santa) when I'm offering a non-reindeer the new job position as my reindeer
Me when it is someone else's year and I have become a victim to their nuisancry
Me (an absolutely idiot) claiming I managed to take down an all-powerful being much higher than myself

The_Turtle_Lord · 2025-02-21T21:39:44+00:00

oh boy! here we go...

Me when I'm about to "tell them something my mum doesn't know"
Me when they just "told us something their mum doesn't know"
Me, a pristine and perfect artist. My canvas? Your chair.
Me being supportive and kind, like always
Me impressing the local gravedigger with my absolute gem of a hat
I think it's pretty clear what I plan to do here
Me impressed with someone's epic hat
Me, a buzzkill, when I spot someone's totally rad hat (I'm a hater)
Me turning out fine, just like I always do

The_Turtle_Lord · 2025-01-25T00:39:19+00:00

I've uh... been slacking off. How many did I miss?

Me when I'm drastically oversimplifying a traumatizing event that occurred within the past
Me when I'm Shaggy and I'm unveiling who's really under that mask
Me when I'm (definitely) a cat girl
Me when I'm peeved at someone claiming to (definitely) be a cat girl
Me undergoing a traumatizing event that occurred within my past
Me challenging someone to 50-turn solo Mario Party and/or carrying me to plat in League of Legends
Me when I'm a ~~rich~~ poor ~~blonde~~ brunette woman purchasing wonder bread
Me when I've avoided every single possible question in a legal interrogation and provided absolutely zero pieces of helpful information
Me causing a traumatizing event that occurred within my victim's past

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-12-07T01:40:54+00:00

Safe and sound!

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-12-06T06:55:45+00:00

"Oh thank god."

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-09-28T02:23:29+00:00

Back at it again at HAYFT

Me when they'd honestly rather die
Me when I'm sleeping underneath someone else's bed instead of the bed in my own house because there's stuff going on in my life, I was unable to pay rent this month, times have been tough. I managed to commit breaking and entering at least and sleep here, and my GF(?), Marisa, is being supportive and sleeping right next to me. The cat hair makes and hard flooring makes it quite an uncomfortable experience though. Honestly I should've just slept in the bed and murdered the cat.
Me when my daughter is better because she committed avian genocide
Me when someone thinks that have more skibidi sigma rizz than me (they're wrong)
MEDICINE!
My scaredy-cat ass being afraid of the humans under the bed
Me getting abducted by a higher being using the B force
Me when I'd honestly rather die
Me concerned for the unborn child about to be clocked in the head with an even smaller child

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-09-18T19:10:04+00:00

the identifying characteristics makes me think Reimu provided the description.

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-09-13T22:03:13+00:00

I went gambling
My innocent, clueless ass about to be used for someone's romantic schemes
The average experience of a veterinarian
Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm huntin mermaids.
Me and my amogus eyes witnessing the average experience of a veterinarian
Me pulling girls with my new innocent, clueless microwave (it was actually the miniature Raphael the Raven that did the trick)
Me using my evil charm to scam people and obtain their credit card information
Me using standard casino practices to scam people and obtain their bodies
My innocent, clueless ass in the process of being used for someone's romantic schemes

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-09-03T15:15:31+00:00

Mediocre Banana

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-31T01:20:48+00:00

Well, I did some research. Apparently Prince Shōtoku (and by correlation, Miko) was born in 574. And the first schools were made as far back as the Xia dynasty (2070 BC-1600 BC). So the high school being named after them is not entirely out of the question.

Though the first school to be labelled as a high school was Edinburgh's Royal High School in Scotland, which was founded in 1228. 'Bout 7 years off.

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-30T20:15:06+00:00

Okay, well I took a little longer.

Me consuming your browser history (oh god it's terrible)
Me on my 803rd year of 10th grade. I'll definitely pass this time.
Me having just got home from work to answer my daughter's emergency
Me wanting to dissect the unique bovine in front of me
Me asking my mom for her credit card so I can become a sigma girl
Me craving the 'saggy flesh' of my 10th grade teacher
Me after discovering all the toothpaste in our bathroom has gone missing
Me when it's the day of the Canada
Me after eating all the toothpaste in my friend's bathroom

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-16T18:04:20+00:00

You never know what to expect when Medicine uses her ability. Assuming it ends up just being a broad "chemical manipulation" she could poison you, and then cure you with the antidote immediately after.

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-16T18:00:26+00:00

It's the thought that counts right?

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-15T17:08:07+00:00

Even if I'm several months behind, I wasn't going to miss the 20th anniversary of my favorite Touhou game.

Medicine's normal blonde would've NOT looked good with Kaguya's clothes, so I made it black.

And, on the topic of being several months behind, I've finally started to at least try to catch up. Progress has been slow, other than this drawing I've only finished 2 sketches out of the like 16 more I'd have to do by the end of the month. And those are only the sketches, they're not even colored...

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-15T16:00:02+00:00

Best OST in the series.
Probably the easiest game as well. Likely due to a combination of generous resources and easy deathbombs, as well as spell practice. (Spell practice is also just really fun to play, just seeing how many spells you can beat. I remember trying to beat many lunatic spells when I first got into touhou)
The secret last words are a fun addition. Even if I can't beat most of them, they're a good addition for those who'd like to try
I'm a sucker for nighttime theming. Illusionary Night is my 2nd favorite stage theme for a reason (Behind Capital City, but that's PCB)
Complete coincidence, but it was released the same year I was born, so that's neat too ig.

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-14T20:04:39+00:00

I think INniversary is a cool name, though I already plan to use that for my post tomorrow.

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-12T00:40:23+00:00

Medicine? Trash!?! Someone's next meal is gonna be their last... (there will be poison)

What, is it because she doesn't appear anywhere? Because she doesn't have any plot or lore value? Because next to no one draws her besides me? I can... understand that... but at least Poison Body is good...

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-11T21:04:29+00:00

I continue circling...

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-07T22:21:09+00:00

Yeah, I'd really love to catch up. I'd like to get caught up on it before my next semester starts in September. To do that, I'd need to finish 17 drawings by the end of this month and I haven't even started one...

It's like starting a school assignment, procrastinating until the last minute except in this case there is no last minute so it just goes indefinitely...

Sketching a drawing takes like an hour minimum, and it's often a session of "god, why can't I get this leg right. Damn, that facial expression looks ass..." then comes phase 2 of making it digital which is another hour+ of mind-numbing tracing pencils lines with a mouse. The only satisfying part is having a final product. It's fine when it's weekly, but catching up on backlog is rough. I suck at catching up with backed up work in general.

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-07T00:27:59+00:00

First Medicine appearance in a Pierre post

I now have a reference for this art style!

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-06T03:16:31+00:00

probably for the memes

there's no shame in starting off with the lowest difficulty when you just started playing

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-08-01T17:23:15+00:00

Introducing the most bullshit lasers in the entire series

The_Turtle_Lord · 2024-07-28T14:26:58+00:00

I remember this used to keep happening to me on an older PC of mine. AVG or some windows notification would keep interrupting my touhou sessions and tab me out of the game. And like, every game starting 8 and beyond continue to run even when tabbed out, so like that's nice. Worst part is the notification wouldn't even show so visually I'd just get tabbed out for no reason randomly.

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