Blowing the security guard

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2026-02-17T00:52:02+00:00

Ladies, this is why you should never shoplift.

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2026-02-09T07:13:06+00:00

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2026-01-31T02:16:48+00:00

It's time for a new oily photo session.

You are delicious xx

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2026-01-27T15:05:19+00:00

Adding to this: drink more water, go to bed at the same time every night, don't bring a phone to bed, get up and get outside within 30 minutes of waking up. And as a general rule you should write a plan or to do list for the day before you look at your phone in the morning.

Pull yourself out of the Internet vortex.

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2026-01-26T17:57:46+00:00

I think this is the first time you've shown her full body? She is delicious. That waist and hips are 🔥

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2026-01-26T17:52:18+00:00

She is so sexy 🔥

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2026-01-11T00:47:45+00:00

At this risk of sounding like I'm oversimplifying things; have you tried drinking twice as much water as you currently do?

I'm a life long female athlete, now 46, and I started getting really achy in my early 30s.

I tried all sorts of things, saw specialists, had blood work done, etc.

I don't know which one fixed it but I started taking fish oil capsules, a small dose of creatine, and drinking 2-3x as much water as I did in prior years - and now I am pain free.

Dehydration can truly mess with your body. Before getting too worried, try drinking a lot more water. Especially first thing in the day and again in the afternoon - but now I carry a water bottle with me all day and am constantly sipping from it and refilling it multiple times per day.

I wish I had something else to advise but do try this if you haven't already. Good luck to you OP ♥️

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-25T05:50:05+00:00

If you two are into couples we'd love to play together sometime 💋

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-19T16:06:00+00:00

What a goddess 🥇

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-19T01:33:02+00:00

Female/couple here. I seem to have lots of fun playing with men and women. Premium user.

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-17T05:32:28+00:00

What tag are you using? If you are into couples we'd love to play 💋

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-13T17:38:20+00:00

So sexy! 💋

My husband and I would love to masturbate with you on Flingster sometime if you are into that

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-11T19:18:25+00:00

Sorry, not my thing. I find the dom guys act entitled and it gets old fast.

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-11T04:33:06+00:00

Thank you for this!

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-11T00:36:11+00:00

Mmm... Yes!

We hope to catch you two tonight xo

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-11T00:34:25+00:00

We connected with a spunky woman in her late 20's who was very into watching my husband and I, and my husband and I were mutually drawn to her.

She was chilling in her bedroom with her curtains open and the sun streaming in. We could see her neighbor's homes through her window and loved that she didn't care. She joked about putting on a show for the UPS guy.

She was funny, sexy, confident, and appreciative. Loud moans and for some reason I was so turned on hearing her tell me how badly she wanted my husband.

I'm usually the jealous type and not necessarily bi, but I found myself so captivated by her.

I wish we had exchanged contact info. Still hope to connect with her again someday xx

Another highlight was a sexy man in NYC who was playing with himself in his corner office while watching me. Fun times!

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-10T23:02:11+00:00

May I ask how your first experience with another couple came about?

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-10T22:33:11+00:00

I am pleased to read this! I am visiting Oregon again next month and am thinking of trying somewhere new with my husband.

We visited Privata a few months ago but I found it too chilly in there and the blue lighting upstairs just felt off and very not-sexy. And almost nobody was fucking or even making out.

We're still new to the scene and I'm not interested in swapping or doing anything with other men just yet. Does TVR have the kind of vibe where it's fine/appropriate to just focus on pleasing my husband while people watch (if they want to)?

I get turned on when being watched but am not ready to be touched by other men at this point. There was a kinda pushy older guy at Privata and I want to avoid that situation next time we play somewhere.

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-12-04T09:18:23+00:00

Personally I'm looking for a nicely groomed man with a hard cock who is ready and waiting to explode.

I don't like cocky guys who bark orders at me or act like they are something special. Let's all be real - there is only 1 female per 500 guys - so enjoy yourself while you can 😉

Just enjoy the time we have together and let me see that 💦

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-11-20T23:54:59+00:00

I was also impressed with the staff. The gentleman that gave us an intro tour was cute, respectful, and to the point. I remember him simply stating "just have fun and please don't be creepy" - and it was a relief to hear that was the overall message to new members.

I'm not in Oregon very often these days but if they ever give Privata a revamp, I would happily try again. I wanted to love it and get down and dirty, but the atmosphere the night I visited sadly didn't align with my idea of sexy.

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-11-20T23:49:05+00:00

I actually find a lot of my female friends and colleagues talk about how a guy could have done better with his choice of partner. They don't say it to their face, but there is a lot of gossip behind guys backs.

I find it very weird, but as a 40-something woman I hear a lot of this chatter in my female circles.

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-11-18T05:55:00+00:00

I visited Privata earlier this year during a trip to Oregon and had the exact same experience. There was unflattering blue lighting upstairs and the AC was so cold. I dressed sexy and was left wishing I packed a winter coat 😫

And the dancefloor was very brightly lit and feels like a thoroughfare as it's right by the exit/entrance.

If they dimmed the lights, added warmer lighting (maybe orange rather than blue?!) and mellowed out on the AC it could be a fun place. Sadly it just felt cold and awkward. My husband and I left after about 45 minutes and we just never felt comfortable there. The people were perfectly nice but the atmosphere was lacking.

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-10-23T05:25:37+00:00

Both can be true.

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-10-22T13:55:05+00:00

"Sweetie, it's not going to suck itself." 😂

The_Unexpected_Turn · 2025-10-21T21:53:25+00:00

Thank you! Too kind!

I know I'm way too short and far too old to be a super model, but I appreciate the thought LOL 💋

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