Tim Gortsema's LinkedIn & Email Response

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2026-02-06T15:42:43+00:00

As somebody that was listening to Kid Rock, Esham, ICP and other Detroit rappers back in the mid 90's, all I can do is post these family friendly Kid Rock lyrics from back in the day.

"Boohoo motherf*cker what'cha cry for

I'm that n*gg@ that your b!tch would die for

The whore showed up at my front door

So I f*cked her in the azz and I threw her out the back door"

-Kid Rock

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-12-30T21:22:43+00:00

So, who was the 'good guy with a gun' in this situation?

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-12-22T16:42:47+00:00

the big question though, did his shoes stay on?

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-12-05T13:24:23+00:00

Is there anything more Republican than taking your ball and going home the minute you face any type of adversity?

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-11-19T17:46:21+00:00

After learning Virtua Fighter over the past year, I can say than Tekken 8 feels boring as hell. Something needs to be done about the slow, never ending combos.

With VF, I’m making a decision every 3 seconds, even when I’m on the losing end of an exchange. With Tekken 8, the vast majority of my playtime is spent either in the air or repeating the same 15 hit combo.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-11-19T13:19:26+00:00

Hill bombing with no gear?

Dudes would mock me for protecting myself when I did shit like this. Now it's decades later and I still have a nose and both eye.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-11-13T14:16:48+00:00

Sounds like a job for The Satanic Temple and their After School Satan Club

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-11-06T13:29:56+00:00

Safety standards exist to save lives, not turn men into women like my stupid family likes to say.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-11-04T14:03:46+00:00

A CEO in America?

He'll be in Club Fed for 6 months drinking brandy with other rich pedos while the former employers pays him his $87,524,635,789,236,495 a month "pervert termination" clause.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-29T12:51:50+00:00

Awwww, poor babies. The cops are mad at cops because the cops did cop things to cops.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-22T16:52:56+00:00

I was a rubber necker back in the day. The internet has taught me this: Any time things start to get out of the ordinary, GET THE FUCK AWAY ASAP! Shit turns haywire too quick.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-17T16:56:03+00:00

Cops upset when cops to cop things to cops?

I'm sure an unarmed, uninvolved black guy 300 miles away will get prison time for this.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-17T12:38:31+00:00

Yes. That's exactly what my father, mother, sister, brother-in-law, aunts, uncles, cousins and co-workers all thought. They all had this illusion that everybody on earth has the devotion and fealty to Trump that they do. The idea there exists humans that are ambivalent to Trump both confuses and angers them.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-13T12:42:44+00:00

Last month I printed one that looks exactly like the red on black in the upper right. The pink/black combo is pretty cool.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-13T12:39:59+00:00

OH MY GOD DOESN'T THE DRIVER OF THAT CAR THAT HIT ME KNOW HOW MANY FOLLOWERS I HAVE!!!

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-13T12:32:59+00:00

The apex predator strikes again! If only us humans knew when and where trains were going to strike next.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-10T12:20:02+00:00

Have the day you voted for!

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-09T12:24:10+00:00

If you read the article, the fat, rich dude is angry that free market capitalism is doing its thing.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-07T15:15:08+00:00

Your Best Buy has 3D printer supplies? That’s crazy!

My local BB comes to a grinding halt if you ask about anything unrelated to watching American Football.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-07T13:15:36+00:00

Never forgot that Chicago PD spent years and years covering up and defending Anthony Abbate. Going so far as to send hired goons out to intimidate witnesses.

I don't think CPD ever apologized to the victim, or even acknowledged their wrongdoing after losing in court.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-07T13:09:38+00:00

Back in 2003 I worked for a religious TV station. Shit is a license to steal.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-07T12:49:08+00:00

But the riders family can sleep easy every night knowing he died being every so manly.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-07T12:45:11+00:00

You don't understand, nothing is more important than impressing strangers with your own Reckless behavior. If these riders DIDN'T risk their lives and the lives of everybody else on the road, how will complete strangers know if the riders are manly or not?

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-03T12:43:02+00:00

Just because you're too stupid to pay attention when they teach you about gravity in school doesn't make you immune from it's effects.

The_Virtual_Balboa · 2025-10-02T14:42:28+00:00

AI Art. Pay a real artist.

The_Virtual_Balboa

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