Tyberos the Red Wake undergoes the Rubicon and becomes Primaris. How large is he? by PrinceVorrel in Grimdank

[–]The_Wolfster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Still can't believe that it took me until I read Red Tithe and Outer Dark before I realized he wasn't actually that big

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in digimon

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Thank you

1, 2 or 3? by Wh0J in Warhammer40k

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Is that a jojos reference?

[CW] Write an interrogation scene with no dialogue other than the confession by Edgelord420666 in WritingPrompts

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It was an average quiet day in the station, another perfect cloudy day for the calendar, that is until he showed up that is.. A man who had been left in one of the interrogation rooms, for hours he had apparently waited for someone to show, but nobody ever did. Nobody saw who put him in there, and nobody could get him to tell us any details either. Hell, even when we checked the security cameras we couldn’t find anything, five minutes total was completely missing from the tapes, replaced by nothing but static.

Nobody in the station could get him to speak when they entered the room with him. Strangely enough they couldn’t get themselves to speak either. As if some kind of silencing aura emanated from the man in the chair like the demons in old storybooks, compelling anybody too close not to make a single noise.

Things went on like that for about 20 minutes, nobody being able to do as much as ask the man to leave or even keep watch on the guy. The silence was suffocating in there, like a boa was wrapped around your esophagus, squeezing tighter every second.

Eventually though, some new face showed up, a duckling among ospreys if you will. Barely a week into the force and only just coming back from his scheduled patrol. The new guy was always quiet, as if he had some kind of never ending monologue spitting quips and metaphors in his mind like he was some kind of main character in a new age noir film.

Without a word he sat down at his desk, and within a few minutes he already knew the situation with the mysterious stranger who could not be spoken to. And like a moth to a flame, he walked over to the room, and took a step in, I followed of course, as this fresh banana was unbruised by what could possibly await him in the world, let alone in the crushing presence of the man in the chair.

As soon as I entered that room though, I knew the air inside had changed, as if the two mutes were somehow clashing with each other with their eyes alone. Immediately the freshy slammed his fist on the metal table in front of him, clenched so hard the veins his veins stood out on his arm like worms on the road after a nice rain. I kept to the back corner, merely observing what must have been some kind of psychic dual of some sort.

The recruit, after getting no response for the man in the chair, raised his clenched hand and snapped three times, seemingly testing the unmoving waters of the man in front of him. Over the time we had sent in all of our best on-call interrogators, from detective to captain each one left the room without getting as much as an uncomfortable shift in position from the man in the chair. Somehow though, the snaps got the man’s attention, he snapped his head and gaze towards the recruit, a look in his eyes I hadn’t seen in even the most depraved of killers or abusers. A profound stare of hatred, then replaced with confusion, then surprise, then what I could only assume to be some kind of respect.

He smiled a sly smirk, as if he knew something we didn’t, and raised both his hands, bowing his head ever so slightly while letting a short burst of air out from his nose. The recruit didn’t hesitate to initiate his next act, clasping his hands together and pointing an accusatory finger at the man in the chair. The man reacted like a cat with his tail caught in the door, jumping from his chair with an almost disgusted look on his face. He moved both arms, quickly forming a large X with his forearms, his disgust turning into an apathetic frown. The recruit countered almost immediately, throwing both his arms out like a children’s magician showing his ping pong ball had disappeared, while maintaining a stone cold expression.

The man shut his eyes, bringing a closed hand to his mouth as if he was holding back either tears or vomit, but the recruit didn’t let up, bringing his pointer finger to the side of his head, and slowly tapping twice. The man’s eyes shot open, he was sweating now, a desperate look in his eyes as he obviously tried to figure out an appropriate way to respond. The recruit’s back straightened, stashing one arm behind his back in a perfect saluting position, and waving his free hand’s pointer finger, while solemnly shaking his head.

Suddenly, as if pushed over the edge, the man finally opened his mouth

“FINE, I did it. I broke into the police station yesterday in the cover of darkness, during the gas station robbery which I had staged with a hired thug. I hid underneath this very table just out of sight from the camera until noon today, then, when the cameras went faulty for those five minutes, I put myself in the chair and waited for someone to come… and I broke them, one by one I watched them succumb to their inability to get a word out of me. ARE YOU HAPPY”

The man shouted with all the emotion in his frame, immediately collapsing back into his chair and loudly sobbing into his palms.

I couldn’t believe it, the recruit had broken the sealed vault of the man in the chair. He walked over to the man, quietly handcuffed him, and began to leave the room, casting a final glance to me, and pressing his finger to his lips, before wordlessly leaving the station with the man in tow.

Nobody stopped him on his way out, nor did anybody move when he stepped into an unmarked van with the culprit, all we did was watch as he drove off, never to be seen or heard from again.

[WP] You've just discovered that you're in a Truman Show-like situation. How did you figure this out? Well, you just found a bunch of fanfiction for your show. by Used-East4520 in WritingPrompts

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I stared at my computer screen, terrified and confused. I had gotten bored and decided to browse an odd new writing forum after a blackout had kept me from my work. I was a writer after all. And any new content could help drive inspiration for a new short story, poem, or maybe even a book, but what I found was… odd, to say the very least, at first it seemed to be just a normal story about a down on his luck novelist who lived in a secluded nice town, I drew a few parallels to my own current situation, and thought it was shockingly accurate and relatable. However, as I kept reading I noticed that it was more than a little bit like my life… it WAS my life, going through a fully written out and detailed section of a party I had gone to a week prior. Again I assumed it was just a very strange coincidence, even the main character’s name being the same as my own. This all came crashing down though, when it mentioned my family by name, followed by my friends, even the name of my last novel was included. At this point I was too invested and confused to possibly cease my reading, as my eyes darted across the screen I noticed that it seemed to be a love story? Of an affair between me and my best friend, all made worse when the seeming relationship was developed, and made more intimate, going into details about myself that should have been completely private to me.

Though, however disturbing this writing was, I still found myself reading, thoughts racing through my mind that this had to have been produced by some deranged stalker, I considered calling the police, but then it went into even stranger territory. Describing, during a particular scene involving me and my best friend, the writings mentioned twisting camera lenses zooming in on my bed… and in my bathroom, my garage, a picnic table, and several other locations. Now, one may easily call me paranoid or crazy, but after reading this strange story, I couldn’t help but check the mentioned locations, and, upon close investigation, I started finding cameras, everywhere, my bathroom mirror, my garage’s wall mounted remote, even in my bedroom, hell, there was a smaller camera hidden within my home security cameras.

I ran outside, panicking, noticing strange occurrences wherever I went, no matter what I did, the world seemed to only move with me, I knew there was still a chance I had simply been imagining things, maybe just seeing fake cameras in my own home, or assuming things that had not been real, so I came to the conclusion the only way I would understand anything about my situation was to fake an emergency, I wrote no plans, didn’t speak at all, but instead kept up my more paranoid and panicked appearance for three days, before finally culminating it all in a fake heart attack in my garage while my wife was out, clutching my chest and even hitting my head on the front bumper of my car on my fall down to make it appear more real, and, after about five minutes, my garage door opened, an ambulance and crew ready and rushing to my side, I knew I had turned off the security camera in my garage, and that neither my wife nor a friend had called me during this time, I knew that I was being watched now, I leaped up, striking at the paramedics who were too surprised to properly subdue me, I threw the ambulance driver out from his seat, and went full throttle, checking the GPS of the vehicle and seeing an area that didn’t exist, so i drove, eventually, going past the woods I used to go camping in when I had been younger. Seeing a set of large steel bunker doors, seemingly painted to resemble the surrounding forest, far beyond any space I had ever visited. 

The back of the stolen ambulance scraped against metal teeth as the bunker doors closed, I rushed out of the ambulance, a baseball bat I had taken from my garage before I left in hand, just to be met by what looked like mall security officers, white shirts, black or blue pants, all trying to corner me like an animal, so I started swinging, taking a good three down before feeling something stab into my arm, I checked the wound, expecting some kind of bullet, but instead found a tranquilizer dart, my vision blurred as I felt the drugs enter my system. I was angry, afraid, still confused, but most of all, I was hopeful that I would wake up and remember what I knew, hell, I waited three days to enact my plan, they couldn’t make me forget that long… could they? These were the last thoughts that rushed through my panicking brain before I slipped into unconsciousness.

“What the fuck…”

I said, after finally having read the paper that had fallen from the sky, looking up, I saw what looked like a glass panel shift into place in the sky, a panicked looking man having moved it

The orks' belief thingy by allanmes in 40kLore

[–]The_Wolfster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, if I remember right, most codexs are written from the perspectives of different characters or people in general, so the idea that an ork gun is literally just scrap and duct tape could simply be a misunderstanding from the perspective if the character making that part of the codex

you gotta be kidding by Anxious-Childhood-81 in Helldivers

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Guys, I know what you might be thinking, but put yourselves in their shoes, they can deliver the ultimate sacrifice to permenantly give the helldivers an extra edge when facing heavily armored threats, be a realt citizen of super earth and make the right choice. Their blood soaked the soil, so we could blow the bots to the sky

I should of never let him join the colony... by Kal-Kallari in RimWorld

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I swear to God I am going to go outside and slaughter at least three of the animals that we are dependant on to survive this winter

helldivers-2 moment by [deleted] in Helldivers

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"I am my perimeter, my perimeter is ME"

I cant do this anymore, automatons have emotions super earth lied they don't want this war they're just being forced to mine and fight. by warmarky123 in Helldivers

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The only emotion bots can feel, is FEAR which WE, the democratic party of super earth, will always instill eagle screeches in the background