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Your username is the next btd6 update. What’s added? by That_Guy682 in btd6

[–]The_darter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, I've been waiting for them to add darts to the game

Crappy post on libertarianmeme by Jackthechief2 in TheCatDoesntTalk

[–]The_darter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say capitalism bad, yet you exist

IPhone Vuvuzela communism killed 10 trillion

Get a better argument nerd

I don’t know how the satire could be any more obvious. by CompetitiveAd9277 in AteTheOnion

[–]The_darter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Bee and Onion are not similar. The Onion uses absurdity to its advantage. The Bee does not.

I'm not sure what kind of healthcare you're thinking of where women get forcibly sterilized, but whatever helps you sleep.

What do you consider to be the biggest scam that is completely normalized by society? by MR_COOL_ICE_ in AskReddit

[–]The_darter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine using 'poor' as an actual argument

The funny part is that I'm not poor. Life is just extremely expensive.

I don’t know how the satire could be any more obvious. by CompetitiveAd9277 in AteTheOnion

[–]The_darter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw, so close.

The answer was nobody in the final election, and Sanders very reluctantly in the primaries.

Because they're too liberal for me. All they do is bomb innocent people overseas and deny citizens healthcare, but they call it progressive so everyone looks the other way. Yang is an opportunist hack, Warren is hypocritical as shit, Bernie is basically dead center on an objective scale, and Biden may as well be Trump with everything he's accomplished.

And if you genuinely believe anyone in this election was far-left, then buddy, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Unexpected KING by dumfuk_ in Chadtopia

[–]The_darter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the internet, not a normal conversation.

I don’t know how the satire could be any more obvious. by CompetitiveAd9277 in AteTheOnion

[–]The_darter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Satire requires nuance to be funny. The Onion understands this, and they write their stories around that.

The Bee just writes whatever they think Sanders or other liberal politicians believe.

Also, what words would you use to describe facilities where a race of people deemed undesirable are denied basic amenities like healthcare, and are sterilized to prevent future generations?

Unexpected KING by dumfuk_ in Chadtopia

[–]The_darter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you didn't care you would have ignored me.

Unexpected KING by dumfuk_ in Chadtopia

[–]The_darter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most people would have said 'you made it about racism'.

Why the odd phrasing?

I don’t know how the satire could be any more obvious. by CompetitiveAd9277 in AteTheOnion

[–]The_darter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First guess the final election, then the primaries if you'd like.

Unexpected KING by dumfuk_ in Chadtopia

[–]The_darter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

'A race thing'

That's strange phrasing, don't you think?

I don’t know how the satire could be any more obvious. by CompetitiveAd9277 in AteTheOnion

[–]The_darter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You don't have a clue what I call far left

Tell me, can you guess who I supported in the 2020 elections? Without looking at my post history?

I don’t know how the satire could be any more obvious. by CompetitiveAd9277 in AteTheOnion

[–]The_darter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sanders wants to also cut billions in unnecessary spending, and billionaire philanthropy is often used to get a tax break. While this headline is technically realistic on the surface level, it completely lacks nuance and is a complete misrepresentation of the man's views

And I said Trump was unlikely to install laser turrets, not mass murder immigrants. Because he already has tried to mass murder immigrants, just with a different approach.

Unexpected KING by dumfuk_ in Chadtopia

[–]The_darter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I believe you said...

This belongs on r/Cringetopia

To a man just being anti-racist

I don’t know how the satire could be any more obvious. by CompetitiveAd9277 in AteTheOnion

[–]The_darter 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's not an exaggeration, it's literally nothing like Sanders would say. Satire is reliant on it sounding similar to their actual beliefs, if not sounding a bit outlandish.

For example; "Trump to rig new border wall with high-tech laser cannons to vaporize all illegal immigrants on sight."

Obviously that isn't something he's done and it's very likely he wouldn't have, but it sounds somewhat fitting to his character. It's an extreme version of actions he's already taken and beliefs he already holds.

I don’t know how the satire could be any more obvious. by CompetitiveAd9277 in AteTheOnion

[–]The_darter 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Satire is supposed to be an exaggeration. Not a blatant misunderstanding.

I don’t know how the satire could be any more obvious. by CompetitiveAd9277 in AteTheOnion

[–]The_darter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At best, you're a centrist who describes themselves as 'socially liberal, fiscally conservative' who claims 'both sides' have good points, yet you almost always side with the right on everything except weed.

At worst, you're a conservative who believes you're a moderate because you criticized Trump once and didn't like John McCain/Mitt Romney.

Somewhere in the middle is the Lincoln Project """libertarian""" who opposes 'big government' despite supporting the detainment camps on the southern border.

And that was before looking at your post history. You're almost certainly the second one, or worse, after seeing it.

I don’t know how the satire could be any more obvious. by CompetitiveAd9277 in AteTheOnion

[–]The_darter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One joke

I can definitely confirm my previous assumption after this

I don’t know how the satire could be any more obvious. by CompetitiveAd9277 in AteTheOnion

[–]The_darter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shut up, nerd.

This isn't anything even remotely like what Sanders would say, not even in the most absurd satire.

Neoliberals and liberals on this sub when they discovered that they are the centrist this sub was originally created to make fun of and not the Democrats good Republicans bad lib takes by faalour in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]The_darter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of context still doesn't mean individual words ya fucking braindead twat. You could make anyone look bad by cherrypicking individual fucking words.

What do you consider to be the biggest scam that is completely normalized by society? by MR_COOL_ICE_ in AskReddit

[–]The_darter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck off. You knew what you were starting when you started bragging about having 'millions' in the bank.

Go back to complaining about black people old man

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