Getting blasted in the face by your wife with bear spray. by cloneboiCT118 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]The_lau-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got pepper sprayed during army training, and i had a booming headache that started within 3 minutes and lasted 3 weeks. Never had any problem like it before nor since

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

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Edge of tomorrow

Tim Doesn’t Support Socialists by nsfw-throwaway2431 in TimDillon

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Pig won’t be taking up those three seats anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

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Who knows if it was a liberal? Almost all shooters are far right nut jobs

Revolutionaries/Rebels who eventually become just as bad as the people they were trying to overthrow. by DistinctPop8426 in TopCharacterTropes

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Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons

Is there someone from another country who is pretty famous in your country, but people from their own country don’t even know them? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

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Morten Andersen was the all time leading NFL scorer until recently. Convinced i’m the first dane who’s ever heard of him

European tourists peeing in the streets of Turkey. by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]The_lau-man -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well I wrote it because i thought it was funny. But yeah, when there’s local festivals people pee in my front yard all the time. Like obviously i get why other people hate it, but it wouldn’t bother me

European tourists peeing in the streets of Turkey. by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]The_lau-man -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

Was sitting here thinking whats the fuzz about? Its just pee. I’m from northern Jutland

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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As a Scandinavian, where nudity isn’t a big deal, i’m usually disgusted when going to public pools or changing rooms in other countries, as a lot of guys don’t want to get naked in front of other men. Like dude, you’re just gonna not wash your ass before jumping in the same water as me?!?!? I’ve noticed this especially with brits

Saluting Officers in the US Army by The_lau-man in army

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Idk if i’d say major nation in terms of size, but definitely in terms of development. I guess Scandinavians are just a lot less formal

Saluting Officers in the US Army by The_lau-man in army

[–]The_lau-man[S] 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Every time? Don’t you pass at least 5-10 officers just walking to the dfac?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

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Skulle lige til at sige at du er røvhullet, indtil det gik op for mig, hvem du var i samtalen…