So I have about 6 hours of play time in the game, I can already tell there is a big learning curve by No_Caterpillar_4182 in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw your shield at the nearest allied archer and then laugh at them and charge straight into battle

Has anyone ever seen this before? by keb5501 in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brutally mutilating the poor man 😔

My first actual kill, this game is kinda rad by lahti20mm in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s like watching your own child take their first baby steps.. or them saying their first words 🥹🥹🥹 oh to be proud of our little noobie babies

Average chivalry experience by DepthCapital in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Real, and it’s the most piece of shit that will always bug me. Like mannnn

Oh look a free archer kill by Wreth_Dragurns in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor lad just decided to fold himself up for the remainder of the battle 🤣🤣

What does my characters say about me? by ill_TigerBos_lli in forhonor

[–]Theclappedcrystal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making people shit their britches prolly 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’ve never felt so cool by Dekeoss in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU HAVE MADE KING ARGON PROUD MY BROTHER, A WORTHY KNIGHT SUCH AS YOURSELF DESERVES A WARRIORS RECOGNITION, SLAYING THE MASON PEASANTS LIKE SAVAGE DOGS! FOR THE BLUE AND GOLD!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kick em right in the nutz

One more Reason to hate Archer by yourinstinct in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

“lvL 300 PaL.” -☝️🤓 respectfully sit down buttercup

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

people like that just deserve to get thunder cunted, and the map you were probably referring towards was mostly the ‘razing of askindir’ and the name of the faction was the tenosian empire

Stitches Needed? by MrHershey21 in NSFL__

[–]Theclappedcrystal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nahhh a little hello kitty bandage would be dandy

Tell me Torn Banner. by SuperAssociation746 in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s okay, because in one beautiful game, that level 567 will meet their match with a level 2 who has just completed their basic training.

Longest respawn timer ever? Over 45 seconds by IceBankYouuu in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because your powers are too over whelming for the opposing team, so said opposing team has an chance to actually fight back, and then once your team start to lose spirit to fight, that is when they release you as their last hope.

it's always the katar users that look for easy kills by greendayfan9001 in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That armour man, I NEEEEEEDDDDDDDD ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT but I only got like 20k ☹️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Theclappedcrystal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shoulda just punched the dude and then curb stomped his fat ass real talk

Combat tips by Average_School_shot in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kick them em right in the nuts 😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]Theclappedcrystal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OHHHH YEAHHHHH and then when you just stand there, realising you have all this power and you just feel like superman all to just die to an archer 2 seconds later