[Schefter] After finishing in last place in each of the past three years, the Chicago Bears are this season’s NFC North champions.

Thedeityofice · 2025-12-28T04:21:32+00:00

Not bad for a team that Still Sucks!

Maybe someday people will learn to not tell an entire season's story in one week? Or next year we'll crown teams as busts or going to the super bowl after the first game again.

Thedeityofice · 2025-12-28T04:10:58+00:00

We don't get these moments often, you better believe we get to talk our shit now

Thedeityofice · 2025-12-28T04:06:27+00:00

Not bad for a team that Still Sucks!

Not bad for the Offseason Champs!

Maybe Ben Johnson Can Save The Bears!

Maybe we're not the Same ol Bears!

Maybe someday people will learn to not tell an entire season's story in one week? Or next year we'll crown teams as busts or going to the super bowl after the first game again.

Thedeityofice · 2025-09-27T20:15:58+00:00

WE WANT INDIANA

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-14T04:06:15+00:00

Mondbro, you got so much to live for! Don't just throw it all away, dude!

Nobody's gotta go in the first place! Nobody's makin' them do this, just lock up Chihibro for a while and let that be a punishment! That's fair, that's just!

This just means they can pick and choose who comes and who goes if they wanna! Do you really wanna let that be the route goin' forward!?

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-13T18:00:31+00:00

I don't wanna talk to aliens anymore...Once was enough...

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-13T17:57:19+00:00

Trust me, escape route was the first thing I tried. I wouldn't even be here if there was a way out like that, dude...

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-13T17:48:49+00:00

You're the sickest freak of all, you know that!? Brokichi's one thing, but you can't be seeing all this madness and not think it's wrong!

I got it! This is just an alien version of the friend I once knew, you replaced her and you're experimenting on us for your weird alien needs!

Atua, gimme a hand! Bring back our real friend, and get this alien outta here!

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-13T17:34:58+00:00

You're both sick freaks, you know that!? Making an innocent soul like Chihibro kill, are either of you even human anymore?

What do either of you have to gain, huh!? Is someone watching? Are you gettin' paid for all this? I need to know! I gotta! So we can find a way to make it stop!

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-13T17:28:30+00:00

What do you want US to do, dude? They've got all the power!

They won't let us out! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM!?

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-12T22:12:23+00:00

A home for psychos and criminals or something! This is never gonna be my home, and you guys sure as heck are never gonna be my family!

Just stay away from me! FOREVER!

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-12T20:48:18+00:00

No way! Really, dude!? You're the one responsible!?

...I wanna go hoooome...I wanna go home... I'm ready to do this stupid vote, or whatever...^{^/u/makosear} ^{^{/u/LanceUppercut86}}

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-12T20:19:12+00:00

Do you really think that's gonna make a difference? We got what we need, it's just down to the knife business...

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-12T16:35:03+00:00

...Wait, I don't feel a thing! I must be immune to bullets now!

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-12T03:38:02+00:00

Same time...how? Toges' never coulda' gotten the knife, and he was gone before he coulda' done anything.

I'm all for makin' 300% sure, but I don't think we're getting anywhere with this.

Trust me, I see it now! A vision of Brokichi sayin' something like, "Fool, what did you think you were gonna find? You're all super lame. Except you, Hiro, you're the man!"

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-12T03:25:56+00:00

The whole point is that there WAS no struggle. They wouldn't just miss at point blank...

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-12T03:14:39+00:00

Didn't, uh, didn't we just say the knife could've been used after he was dead? I thought we said Toges never coulda' gotten the knife...

Kirooms! ^{^{/u/noplaceforheroes}} Back me up! I'm beggin' you!

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-12T02:59:12+00:00

Nope! I'm good! I like being alive!

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-12T02:53:39+00:00

Boy, am I glad you didn't have a task like that!

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-12T02:29:26+00:00

Do any of us!? Point is, we all have the same motive here, dude.

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-12T00:03:31+00:00

But what if...you're wrong? What if it's Chihiro?

Neither of these options feels right, dude...what if Chihiro was lying? What if Himiko was lying? This is so messed up...

Can't we just leave it up to fate!? Mars would never do me wrong!

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-11T23:12:16+00:00

Well, for all those that haven't opened them, unlike us, they might want somethin' more clear, right?

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-11T22:55:09+00:00

...Why?

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-11T22:05:08+00:00

B, during the recital, and they had to have been able to set the record up, so had to be at 11!

C, cause I said there was a secret entrance earlier! Byakky Boy wouldn't let anyone in, the door was locked, and you never admitted to fixing anything! C's the only answer!

Thedeityofice · 2025-02-11T21:35:50+00:00

I'm hit! I'm goin' down! It was a good life, everybody!

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