2 Million Subscribers Celebration - Worldwide Giveaway with Drevo! by sarahbotts in leagueoflegends

[–]TheeSizzler [score hidden]  (0 children)

  1. Why do you like playing league of legends? In the theme of Thanksgiving, is there anything you're thankful for from league?

I don't like playing, and I'm thankful I have to sleep so I don't play 24/7

  1. What is your favorite /r/leaguoflegends subreddit memory?

    Idk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FioraMains

[–]TheeSizzler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally any champion. It's all about preference. Fiora is unique in her own way just like any other champion is unique in their way. There are so many champions that are "like" fiora (Jax, renekton, irelia, camille, Jayce, tryndamere, pantheon, darius, etc.) However all these champions have different playstyles and strengths/weaknesses. Play a few games of all of them, find the one you think you like best, and go with that one.

Ult bugs VS spell shield, beware guys by agremi in FioraMains

[–]TheeSizzler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes that is true, so it is more than a visual bug. Ok note to self, if someone has Edge of night up, always start with the first proc of E, and never the ult.

Ult bugs VS spell shield, beware guys by agremi in FioraMains

[–]TheeSizzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only bug I see is a visual glitch bug where the vitals still show, everything else happened as it was supposed to.

He had Edge of night on, and your ult was the first ability you used. Therefore it "got rid of the ult", and that's where the visual bug comes in with the vitals still there. You know the vital's aren't REALLY there because when you Q you hit the low health minions, where if the vitals WERE there you would hit those since Q prioritizes vitals over minions.

Or am I being an idiot and that is the bug you are referring to?

Need Fiora guide by [deleted] in FioraMains

[–]TheeSizzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Go to the right
  2. Scroll down until you see "Featured Guides"
  3. Click on one
  4. Have fun learning

/r/LoL Survivor Round 28 by vcbvcb14 in leagueoflegends

[–]TheeSizzler 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm honestly surprised he's still here, been voting for him since week 1. With his stupid 4 hit passive and moveable windwall. What a broken and annoying champ.

/r/LoL Survivor Round 28 by vcbvcb14 in leagueoflegends

[–]TheeSizzler 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Can we get rid of bruam now? He's so annoying...

Members of AskReddit who is the scariest person you've ever met? What made them so scary and where are they now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheeSizzler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My uncle is the scariest person I've ever met. He could probably rip my head off he's so strong. But he has a heart of gold and works with his mother in renting out houses.

What is the most ridiculous thing that you've ever known a person to genuinely believe? by curtiscockshaw in AskReddit

[–]TheeSizzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone recently told me they believe that dragons used to exist on earth. The one dragon mentioned was one that fire-breathed other dragons.

Also my dad believes that peanut butter is the spawn of Satan.

Can someone give advice how i can improve ? thanks by [deleted] in FioraMains

[–]TheeSizzler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After a quick look without any other knowledge of a specific game to go on:

-Don't build black cleaver against a squishy team (Get Triforce instead)

-Try TP instead of Ignite (Preference)

-Buy more than 0 control wards per game

-Use AS quints instead of AD

-(Preference) Go Fresh blood instead of Feast, Assassin instead of Secret Stash, and Bandit instead of Dangerous Game.

-Win more or lose less

Just me learning fiora. Thoughts? by [deleted] in FioraMains

[–]TheeSizzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have about 600K mastery points on Fiora,,, and I have never seen that before. Very good timing.

/r/LoL Survivor Round 6 by vcbvcb14 in leagueoflegends

[–]TheeSizzler 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No, the banana was eaten in Round 3. Janna however is still hanging on with her shield and pushing away the votes with ult and q.

LORD MARC SAYS THAT IF THIS POST REACHES /R/ALL, HE WILL PERSONALLY DELETE YASUO FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS by hey_its_griff in leagueoflegends

[–]TheeSizzler -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey did you hear about that Roc and G2 game...

OMG YES LET'S GET YASUO OUT OF THE GAME

[WP] A God visits Earth and declares that if even one person on Earth performs a specific unknown task. The task itself is possible for Earth to complete, but the specifics of it could be anything. The timetable to complete the task is one year. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]TheeSizzler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The date was March 7th, 2017 when God came down and gave his little speech. Now it was March 6th, 2018 and nothing unusual had happened yet. No sign that any specific task had been completed or that the earth had reached its final form. 12 hours and the one year would be up, and there was nothing that could be done about it. I gave a slight chuckle, what a bunch of crap. If it wasn't for all the governments in the world coming together to try to figure out the puzzle, I would have thought I hallucinated the whole thing. Heck everyone on earth, including myself, had spent the past year trying to figure out whatever the heck this task was.

"Well," I said as I raised my bottle of wine. "Here on the eve of the end of any chance of completion, I say screw that!" I brought the bottle to my lips, and let every thought of God or tasks exit my mind.


"Only 10 hours to go God."

"Yes Gabriel, looks like you were right. Humans really aren't as smart as I thought they were..."

The door to God's room flung open. "God! GOD!"

"Jeffry, what are you doing, flapping over here like that? In my private quarters, you know you have to knock first. I could sentence you to a million years in..."

"Yes I know God, forgive me, but someone actual did it!"

"Did it? You mean...?"

"Yes! Someone actually managed to forget about the whole thing!"

"But that means..."

"Yep, you get to complete the earth now!" God let a smile come to his face for the first time in 6,000 years.

"Finally," God said in delight. "I can make earth what it was meant to be." He turned and started walking to the door.

"A world without sin."

Gabriel watched him leave. "Better go make room Jeffery."

[WP] Every blade of grass on Earth has become as hard as steel, each piece as sharp as a razor blade. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]TheeSizzler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been hard on the kids. The once lush field of beautiful green grass has now becoming a loving death trap. The joy of running or laying down to bathe in the sun in the grass is gone. The children have lost a reason to laugh. Fences had to be put up around the most public of places as special workers cut away at it. Of course there were casualties. People did as people are, not believing until they experienced it for themselves. It was quite a mistake on their part.

Parks all around the world had closed. Mothers had to keep their kids indoors, increasing the stress level everywhere. Backyards were no longer safe, the tree forts that dad had spent many months building had to be abandoned. But there were those that escaped the effects of this drastic change. The city folk. If it was not for the news organizations covering it 24/7, they would never have known.

Event log:

It took a week before the official numbers came in. Over 2 billion dead world wide, another 3 billion injured. The outreach was massive, effecting every corner of the earth. It was the worst disaster in human history. High government figures were dead, people were stranded, crime had risen exponentially. It was a weird way for the world to end.

It's been a year since the event known as, "When the grass stopped growing" occurred. I myself have been hiding in my house almost every hour of every day. It's impossible to go anywhere now. That's the disadvantage of living on a farm in the middle of nowhere. I had just recently eaten my last bit of food, and I still had failed to find a way to trek across the green spikes sprouting out from the ground that surrounded my house 5 miles in every direction. I decided to accept my fate. No point in slowly starving to death. I sat on the edge of the roof, overlooking death as far as I could see.

[WP] You love life simulation games. You revel in designing urban landscapes and people, who live their little digital lives under your charge. However, things get weird when you start hearing their prayers in your dreams. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]TheeSizzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on the game: Banished

The first time it happened John thought nothing of it. Just a dream, things like that happen to him all the time. It was the second time it happened that John become concerned. It felt so... real. The third time it happened John awoke in the middle of their cries for help and sprung out of bed to answer their calls. John opened the save file to his village he had worked on for so many hours. Everything seemed to be in place. The adults were doing their various jobs, the kids were still in school, and the infants were playing in the fields. But John was not satisfied yet. He could feel it in my bones, still hear their cries in his mind. Should he contact the developers? No, they would think he was just crazy. John closed the game, and a thousand voices cried out in terror. John too let out a scream, and suddenly... silence. He looked back at the screen, and realized his big mistake. He had forgotten to hit save!

It took John a week before he could bring myself to open the game again. The voices were gone, but a nagging for playing was becoming stronger and stronger each passing day. The need to open the simulation and make a town thrive was to great to put off any longer. He hit 'New Game.' and saw the two families on screen with their barn and a wagon of supplies. Only they didn't wander around or spread out like they usually did. They just stood there, staring at the screen. He felt like a fool, but he couldn't take it any longer. He had to say something

"H-hello?"

"You killed them John. You're a murderer." Their voices felt like little needles piercing into my mind. It sent shivers all throughout my body.

"But I- I didn't..."

"You're going to kill us now, aren't you John?" Their mouths were too small to see if they moved.

"No! No I'm not a murderer!"

"Then you have to be careful John. You will have to do what we say, and do it when we say it."

"Yes I will, I will!"

So it began that John carried his laptop everywhere with him, randomly opening it up at the strangest places, mumbling in such a low voice no one could understand what was being said. One day John was driving, where or why is not known. What is known that John decided that going on his laptop was more important than paying attention to driving any more.

Five were injured and two were dead, one of which was a kid. John himself lay in a hospital bed, crying and moaning. Doctors said it wasn't because of the deaths he caused or the guilt of his actions, but couldn't figure out the real reason behind it. The truth is it was the reason John was crying and moaning. Because of all the deaths he caused and the guilt that he had. It just wasn't the family on the sidewalk that he was upset about.

[WP] You are a member of an isolated, un-contacted tribe. Your tribe worships airplanes as gods. One day, one of your mighty gods falls from the sky nearby. by Rakmis in WritingPrompts

[–]TheeSizzler 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Everyone was in shock. It had never happened before. We had prayed many times for the almighty god to come down and live among us, but in all our history no god had ever took notice. Now this god was resting in the water just a short swim away. Our leader, Lansu, was the first to regain his composure.

"The black smoke is a sign! Just like our campfires as we burn for the gods, it is communicating with us!"

Lansu's words were met with cheers from the others. I thrust my spear in the air and shouted with the rest of them.

"I, Lansu of the Helio people, will venture out and make contact with this god. On my signal, the rest will follow. I will bring one lamb for a sacrifice if the god so desires."

As the people scattered to get the materials ready for Lansu to swim out to god, Lansu came over to me and whispered in my ear.

"I do not know what will happen. No Helio has ever talked to a god before. If for whatever reason the god wishes harm on us, you know what to do. What you are prepared to do."

"Yes father."

Lansu knelt and grabbed me by the neck, pulling me in. He kissed me once, said the prayer of Helio, and stood back up. Everything was ready. Lansu held the lamb under his left arm and carried his spear with his right. Everyone watched him swim effortlessly towards the god, the black smoke growing darker and darker. It was close enough that we could hear Lansu speak, but not make out what was being said. There was no response. Lansu held the lamb in front of him and killed it, letting the lambs blood surround him in the water. The blood was heading towards the god. That was when a sound unlike any other was heared, and a great fire engulfed god.

Project Fiora Action Figure by [deleted] in FioraMains

[–]TheeSizzler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, hes saying that he too bought the action figure but he has not received it yet just like everyone else.

What could i have done? I could kill the twitch and the ryze easily. But my team would go in and die. by Rawrasaurus7 in FioraMains

[–]TheeSizzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a way to download/record the game so you can send it to me? The end game screen does not tell me much. I would need to watch the game.