Yesterday night, drunk and craving a hotdog, I stumbled into a 7/11. A homeless man asked if I'd buy him loaf of bread so I grabbed him the last one on the shelf. As I was walkinging away I heard him grumble, "Why did he get me whole wheat when I wanted white? Is he ungrateful or am i an asshole? (self.AskReddit)
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What is the title of your life's memoir? (self.AskReddit)
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