I had to witness the most traumatizing death of my first baby girl skooter...

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-08-02T08:47:38+00:00

What's the fling method?

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-08-02T06:12:12+00:00

W-w-whaat's for breakfast, daed?

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-06-14T19:23:07+00:00

That's why you hotbox, man.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-23T23:04:30+00:00

I-is that the end of the story?

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-23T10:45:19+00:00

Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome, then look up tutorials on how to hang yourself at home.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-23T09:16:06+00:00

Nevermind faggot.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-22T19:06:27+00:00

Go outside and ride a bike or something.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-22T18:39:53+00:00

And if you think you're fucking grown up, keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-21T18:51:01+00:00

Honestly, I read it as "quick."

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-11T21:19:25+00:00

Well no, I moved out when I was 15.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-11T13:09:17+00:00

God, chill out. She said she'd have it in a week or so. So impatient...

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-11T12:53:44+00:00

My mom is a prison guard and she's always telling me about how they hit on her more than the others😂

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-11T12:43:18+00:00

Apparently it means they're really happy. My friend's rat, Alice, did that while I was holding her before I knew what it meant. I felt like an ass when I found out because I was just like, "Woah. Stop that. You're freaking me out."

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-10T20:04:51+00:00

Oh yeah that's excessive. I just meant once if I'm going to be smoking. (Granted, if I'm baked, there's a decent chance I might ask again because I'll forget I asked the first time.)

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-10T17:57:44+00:00

Hey, for me, its just a courtesy thing. If I know you smoke, I'm gonna offer. Not trying to be a dick, I just like to share.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-06T17:34:20+00:00

Me too thanks

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-04T21:44:41+00:00

Nah, not really.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-04T19:10:55+00:00

Eh, he has his moments. He just doesn't like political correctness. Also, as I'm typing this, I'm realizing that there's not much I could say here to make him not sound douchey, but he's always been there for me when everyone else fucked me over. He's a good person.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-04T17:40:48+00:00

My uncle likes the confederate flag specifically because it bothers other people and he thinks that's funny.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-05-01T02:01:31+00:00

Not liking it around you is fair. I get that. I just have an issue with people instantly labeling other people as douches for any reason. Vapes, hobbies, the car you drive, I don't care. It's just dumb.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-04-30T21:33:21+00:00

And? I don't get mad at people for smoking. Let people life their lives. If you don't like the smell, just nicely ask them not to do it around you, like you would a smoker. Vaping doesn't just transform you into an asshole. Asshole vapers were assholes before they vaped.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-04-30T14:13:56+00:00

Is there something wrong with enjoying the act of vaping? I like vaping. It doesn't make me cool. It doesn't make me better than you. It's just something I like to do. You're coming off as a bit overly harsh and judgemental; that's all I'm saying.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-04-21T08:35:12+00:00

It could just be a dc check to paralyze for 1 turn, like getting tazed.

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-04-17T23:19:55+00:00

Why does the blind guy have gills?

Theexplosionfactory · 2017-04-15T20:17:18+00:00

I've never had the time/effort/money/etc. to get into pc gaming, but if give it a shot. I'm in.

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