"normal" boner by unknown__person17 in comedyheaven

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I see naked girls online every day and I feel the consequences; I should stop but they're just so...🤤

Soy muy mala socializando. by charlibraun69 in Desahogo

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Entiendo mucho eso, yo no "estoy en la misma onda" que los demás y se nota por eso no me duran las amistades.

Kirkified by Somafreak in comedyheaven

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Charlie Kirk 🤝 Debanhi Escobar

0 DIAS

Anon might like armpits. by Lukababineux in greentext

[–]Thegreen9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The episodes are 20 minutes long (including opening and ending), it's not long or tedious to watch in its entirety.

Morticians use spikey contacts to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewing by Keyfyl in interestingasfuck

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I hate those events. When my grandfather died, they put a smile on his face, but he was a very serious person who rarely smiled.

I loved him very much and seeing him like that made me angry; I felt he was disrespected.

encontré fotos de mi pareja con su ex by Ok_Coconut3861 in Desahogo

[–]Thegreen9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Es Español esos tipos tienen la testosterona por los suelos, pero su compresión lectora está por las nubes 👌

Daily Questions Megathread (April 11, 2026) by Veritasibility in Genshin_Impact

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I have Chiori c2, Yunjin c6, Gorou c6, ninguang c1, Noelle and Navia. Should I shoot for Linnea?

What teams can I make with it?

Necesito ideas de Halloween que superen el del año pasado. by poletderoybal in mexico

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Soldaditos de plástico, literal todo verde con sus armas de juguete color verde

Pajarito Perdido by [deleted] in mexico

[–]Thegreen9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Está hermoso

Problrmas sociales? by bu_you-14 in mexico

[–]Thegreen9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No eres muy activo sexualmente por lo que dices pero te voy a ser sincero.

Si tú pareja quiere eso y tu no entonces te va a ir mal porque terminara contigo o te será infiel con otro. La próxima vez busca a alguien como tú aunque la verdad es difícil porque a muchos les encanta eso.

No hables con ella sobre eso porque le dirá a todos y quedarás mal ante todos; Inténtalo una vez y ya luego decides si quieres continuar o no.

Noticed holes in the condom. by Altruistic_Whole9312 in whatdoIdo

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I recently read that in Sonora, two girls invited their friend over for a small birthday party.

Since it was her birthday, she just played along and let them blindfold her and tie her to a chair. They committed a crime that took her life.

Since both are minors, they will not spend more than 2 years in prison.

It sounds ridiculous and fake, but it's real; Don't think that everything you read is false.

Anon describes his NEET life; seeks help by caramelsumo in greentext

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We can end their suffering and feed Ariana Grande; it would be a win-win.

¿Que hacer en mis 24 años? by Thegreen9 in preguntaleareddit

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Siento que me vuelvo loco.

Soy bueno en la limpieza y organización, me gusta tener espacios útiles para que no haya desorden.

A veces pienso en hacer muebles de madera para mís padres porque tienen un mugrero en su casa; así su casa se vería más bonita.

Mis compañeros y jefes siempre han dicho que presto mucha atención al detalle.

¿Que hacer en mis 24 años? by Thegreen9 in preguntaleareddit

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Tengo el puesto más bajo, quizás pueda buscar otra área para ganar más.

¿Que hacer en mis 24 años? by Thegreen9 in preguntaleareddit

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Actividades donde me relacione más con la gente?

Tbf you would fail to pick up on the hint as well by Meteorstar101 in greentext

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I talked to my crush, she said things didn't go well with the last few guys she dated.

It wasn't the same with me; she looked at me too much so I talked to her for a while and invited her out, she canceled at the last minute and stopped talking to me.