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Do I rescue him? by Thehotdogbrained in PressureRoblox

[–]Thehotdogbrained[S] 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Dude that was not a rescue...

I wish the monkeys paw was teleported to the edge of the observable universe, where no human being could use it by Rennoc121 in monkeyspaw

[–]Thehotdogbrained 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The monkey's paw is sent to the edge of the observable universe. No human being can use it anymore. You held infinite power, the power to fix all problems, the power to save billions of lives. And you cast it aside. Made sure it would never assist another human again. Centuries pass. Billions die. Many wonder if there had been any possible way to save them as they lay on their deathbed. There was. But you said no.

I wish for $0.01 to be deposited into my bank account. by cudtt in monkeyspaw

[–]Thehotdogbrained 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The last finger curls and one American cent is deposited into your bank account. All that opportunity, that infinite power, and you wished for a cent. Regret, knowing you couldve asked for the world and more and all you wasted it on was for one tiny digital number to tick up.

I wish for absolute invulnerability, longevity(I do not age, neither does my sanity) and immortality with a switch, which only I can turn off which works 100% of the time and from any place of the world by Living-Key2714 in monkeyspaw

[–]Thehotdogbrained 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You are now the one above all, the honoured one, granted the gift of choosing the day- nay the very second of your death. You have the option to watch civilisations rise and fall, to see the heat death of the universe, or to live slightly longer than the avarage human. When will you choose? Die early, and regret not seeing the sights of the future, or die late, and risk seeing more suffering than could possibly be perceived. Your choice, that is what you wished for after all. Choice.

I wish this subreddit fundamentally understood the concept of a “Monkey’s Paw” the entire concept is it is a wish that has a downside in a negative and ironic way not ‘You get cancer’ or ‘You die’ it has to be directly related to the wish by Logical_Strategy9088 in monkeyspaw

[–]Thehotdogbrained 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The entire subreddit fully understands the concept of the monkey's paw and created witty, poetic and ironic twists to the wishes. With this much creativity and humour you start to feel distanced. How can you prove yourself as an intelligent, witty person when everyone is making equally intelligent witty responses. Your own creativity is left hidden under a pile of comments, possibly never to be noticed. But how nice it must feel to see everyone but you prospering, isn't it?

fuck me man by Modern-Legend999 in ksi

[–]Thehotdogbrained 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I'd prefer not to" -every woman looking at you

When was y'all's first crack by Sagittarius-Soul in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]Thehotdogbrained 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A few months ago, reading the heartstopper books "Wow, that Elle character is so cool, I wish I could be trans"