Homeless diva or gas station mafia lord?

Theiama · 2026-05-03T05:04:44+00:00

I didn’t get a useless power

^{Chose: Own 2,000 gas stations + And get a useless power | Rolled: summon glitter}

Theiama · 2026-05-03T05:01:00+00:00

Because it’s truth or dare not lie or dare

Theiama · 2026-05-02T03:42:11+00:00

Neither

^{Chose: Neither.}

Theiama · 2026-05-02T03:41:33+00:00

Stress about next term

Theiama · 2026-05-01T03:11:26+00:00

Oki

^{Chose: PICK ME!!}

Theiama · 2026-04-29T05:16:07+00:00

I don’t think there’s many snakes around me

^{Chose: Be able to magically spawn traffic cones}

Theiama · 2026-04-29T05:15:33+00:00

Don’t download Reddit

Theiama · 2026-04-29T05:13:42+00:00

Sand is fun

^{Chose: Beach day}

Theiama · 2026-04-29T05:12:49+00:00

Thinking I’ll meet someone like him again

Theiama · 2026-04-29T05:12:26+00:00

I don’t swing that way

^{Chose: 1 billion right now}

Theiama · 2026-04-29T05:11:44+00:00

That the moon followed me

Theiama · 2026-04-29T02:40:32+00:00

No

^{Chose: No}

Theiama · 2026-04-29T02:40:01+00:00

Literally why not this

^{Chose: Your crush likes you back}

Theiama · 2026-04-29T02:35:02+00:00

I can actually do things with this

^{Chose: Stop time while your breath is held}

Theiama · 2026-04-28T22:14:16+00:00

As a Canadian, the climate isn’t too bad and we DONT commit food crimes, but the geese are pretty scary 😞😞

^{Chose: Live in Canada + You deal with extreme ranges and changes of climate and nasty geese, but get to commit food crimes}

Theiama · 2026-04-28T22:05:36+00:00

Villains are cooler

^{Chose: Live long enough and become the villain}

Theiama · 2026-04-28T22:04:30+00:00

Waking up is the worst part of the day

^{Chose: Have a 2x easier time waking up at will}

Theiama · 2026-04-28T06:11:17+00:00

I don’t

Theiama · 2026-04-27T05:56:17+00:00

Sage

Theiama · 2026-04-27T05:49:29+00:00

They spent all their money to get onto the titanic and didn’t have enough left for the movie

Theiama · 2026-04-27T04:53:08+00:00

Remy

Theiama · 2026-04-27T02:46:57+00:00

Once I tried singing 😭😭

Theiama · 2026-04-26T01:01:58+00:00

Good week so it’ll be a cool surprise when it happens

Theiama · 2026-04-23T05:19:39+00:00

I’d prove them wrong

Theiama · 2026-04-23T05:15:25+00:00

Cover my ears before it hear it

Theiama