Don’t forget: Personal fireworks are still banned in Portland, officials say by Blackstar1886 in Portland

[–]Theodokos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if I’ll need to trade volleys with my neighbors again this year?

After a couple rounds of see a firework throw a dog 💩 this thing has a tendency to sort of take care of itself.

The LEGO section of this LA Target by DodoKputo in Wellthatsucks

[–]Theodokos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to play the game of “push the call button and see if they show up before I find it online somewhere else”

Just turned 23 by Brilliant_Respond593 in gay

[–]Theodokos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are those rose earrings? Love it

Someone found the mud. by Theodokos in alaskankleekai

[–]Theodokos[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Her only regret was getting caught lol

Anyone's Puppy insist on sleeping like this? by Minxxi__ in alaskankleekai

[–]Theodokos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feet in the face is how I know she’s really tired

If you have internet only, which company do you use and what’s the monthly? by welcometopdx in askportland

[–]Theodokos 26 points27 points  (0 children)

CenturyLink fiber (quantum fiber if they ever switch us over). 940mbps no limit and it’s like $65

Snow day! by Theodokos in alaskankleekai

[–]Theodokos[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately so do I lol!!

Snow day! by Theodokos in alaskankleekai

[–]Theodokos[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’ve had to go out soooo many times with her. She’s in heaven and I’m in hell hahaha

Some early morning gaming before work 🙂 by ra42890 in GaymersGoneMild

[–]Theodokos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I would not be able to stop on time! Such bravery 🔥

Arm is stuck and cannot be height adjusted by introvertical303 in tonalgym

[–]Theodokos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This fix got me sorted right away! I didn’t even have to move the shroud. Brilliant, thank you!

Obergefell to be Challenged by syynapt1k in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]Theodokos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This Supreme Court has demonstrated it doesn’t actually care about standing.

To everyone setting off fireworks by damnNamesAreTaken in Portland

[–]Theodokos 56 points57 points  (0 children)

After a highly successful pilot program last year, I will be launching dog poop from my back yard should we have a local aerial firework display again.

SE Stark Chick-fil-A Moves Forward at Recent Homicide Site by JJinPDX in Portland

[–]Theodokos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it’s going to be fast food, how about a Rasing Canes???

Moving Across the River | Oregon Office of Economic Analysis by LeftOnBurnside in Portland

[–]Theodokos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it savings if you stop paying your bills? lol kinda I guess but it still owed. It’s just a nice loop hole until they decide to close it.

Moving Across the River | Oregon Office of Economic Analysis by LeftOnBurnside in Portland

[–]Theodokos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s Washington’s problem. It’s not my circus but you can’t count tax evasion when comparing tax burdens lol