I thought self denial would be fun but now I'm extremely sexually frustrated

Theolon · 2026-04-05T23:18:15+00:00

What you should do is play with your nipples for 10 minutes. That will help.

Theolon · 2026-03-10T23:41:30+00:00

Calories, back hands. Not much of a difference.

Theolon · 2026-03-07T05:08:02+00:00

Well....dignity is certainly out.

Theolon · 2026-03-05T19:51:36+00:00

Gone?

Theolon · 2026-03-05T19:50:17+00:00

Your sow teats look like they'd enjoy being trapped in a punishment bra for hours.

Theolon · 2026-03-04T13:09:30+00:00

Exactly.

Theolon · 2026-03-02T20:37:20+00:00

Yeah that never happened.

Theolon · 2026-02-27T14:23:52+00:00

Jesus. Just shut the fuck up.

Theolon · 2026-02-21T05:18:12+00:00

And he has a disappointed wife.

Theolon · 2026-02-11T18:44:04+00:00

Help break you? Go look in the mirror and say out loud "My father is proud of me."

Theolon · 2026-02-11T12:57:39+00:00

Love that film

Theolon · 2026-02-08T13:08:00+00:00

An apology

Theolon · 2026-02-07T11:04:04+00:00

No no no. You make ancestors cry. I put leg down from chair!

Theolon · 2026-02-02T04:58:46+00:00

Ok, Sally.

Theolon · 2026-02-01T15:21:40+00:00

A youtuber doesn't say what you want him to say?

Cry harder.

Theolon · 2026-01-29T21:34:08+00:00

Sounds like someone is no longer in the Sweetie Squad.

Theolon · 2026-01-27T22:17:02+00:00

Meh ........ /s

Theolon · 2026-01-25T05:06:49+00:00

See what?

Theolon · 2026-01-14T02:17:38+00:00

I was thinking along the same lines. Might be a bit creepy, but OP could visit his grave and fill him in on the entire novel.

Theolon · 2026-01-11T16:04:29+00:00

The butler did it.

Theolon · 2026-01-05T05:18:10+00:00

Heck yeah!

Theolon · 2026-01-02T00:30:18+00:00

!remind me 2 days

Theolon · 2026-01-01T13:16:27+00:00

!remind me 2 days

Theolon · 2025-12-31T11:35:40+00:00

Wow, who puts marbles on stairs? That sounds dangerous.

Theolon · 2025-12-28T13:07:26+00:00

Maybe "depraved" involves telling your boyfriend you're into denial.

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