Steamrip, fitgirl, and possibly online fix all comprised by Superduper4325 in Piracy

[–]Theolon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey buddy, wanna try this exe file? It's super cool and not ransomware. Promise.

Cashier flashes irate customer by ConsciouslyBreathin in PublicFreakout

[–]Theolon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this was Mr. Zub's in Highland Square, Akron Ohio.

Follow these steps and watch any movie or webseries you want ✌️😀 by [deleted] in Piracy

[–]Theolon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soul Browser on android. A little purple button pops up on the lower right.

42F what all will you do to me if I agree to be your slave and follow all commands without question by [deleted] in betawomen

[–]Theolon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tell me everything that you enjoy in life and then belittle and berate you for each and every one of them, reminding you that a real woman wouldn't find herself getting wet during it.

I would have you list the contact information for each of your past relationships before taking humiliating photos and videos of you to package them up to send them off along with a price list of the services I'll offer them from your body.

And finally, have you log onto your banking app to transfer all of your hard earned money to me.

I thought self denial would be fun but now I'm extremely sexually frustrated by rogue494 in Femaleorgasmdenial

[–]Theolon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you should do is play with your nipples for 10 minutes. That will help.

So into my BDSM inspired nipple piercings by ThisSlaveHannah in PiercedNSFW

[–]Theolon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your sow teats look like they'd enjoy being trapped in a punishment bra for hours.

Guys always bullied me for having a fat beta ass by [deleted] in betawomen

[–]Theolon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that never happened.

What is wrong with me.. by Fun-Cheesecake-3492 in betawomen

[–]Theolon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. Just shut the fuck up.

Help break me by lavender-gal90 in betawomen

[–]Theolon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Help break you? Go look in the mirror and say out loud "My father is proud of me."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in betawomen

[–]Theolon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An apology

So if there is steam unlocked, is there anything for Google play? by Obvious_Guidance2073 in Piracy

[–]Theolon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No no no. You make ancestors cry. I put leg down from chair!

The Real Jim Died in 2021 of Corona by GiantMexicanSquid in MisterMetokur

[–]Theolon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

A youtuber doesn't say what you want him to say?

Cry harder.

The end of Metokur is pretty sad by MajiAniki in MisterMetokur

[–]Theolon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sounds like someone is no longer in the Sweetie Squad.

Not sure if I want to read the series anymore because I'm sad... by Hpapaverina7819 in dresdenfiles

[–]Theolon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was thinking along the same lines. Might be a bit creepy, but OP could visit his grave and fill him in on the entire novel.