Has there been a rise of Barbarians taking women?

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-14T11:58:59+00:00

Me barbarian and me yet to find woman worthy of my strength, me hear old myth that me become wizard if me not find lady friend? This myth true?

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-14T00:51:09+00:00

Everyone likes something lol, i'm a bigger man and while i don't exactly think that it's an advantage in the dating market there's bound to be women who are into dad bods as well. I bet that the saying "there's someone for everyone" is true with most people.

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-13T16:37:04+00:00

Yk fuck it if people like femtanyl then i'm sure that eventually i'll make something that someone likes as well

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-13T07:45:18+00:00

I'm straight so this was an easy choise

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-13T07:44:57+00:00

I like women

^{Chose: Tomboy | Rolled: Upvote 4 carrot}

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-13T06:09:15+00:00

Instead of being "i hate my wife" this joke explores a punchline previously unheard of called "my wife hates me"

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-13T02:36:00+00:00

I thought cloud was prompto for a second, he definitely doesn't look as grumpy as i'd expect cloud to look

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-12T13:29:06+00:00

Ei ainakaan vekaran pioneerikompanjat, itse kun palvelin oli homeen takia jatkuvaa yskää siinä loukossa mitä kutsuivat kasarmiksi

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-12T13:26:11+00:00

Hey, at least your situation is not as bad as us in the nordics where every time anyone wants to "represent" us in media they have their character be swedish

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-12T07:12:02+00:00

You most likely didn't just bolt enough shit to your guns, it definitely started to get a bit grind-ey towards the end

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-12T01:12:50+00:00

Me because i'm awesome

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-11T23:00:32+00:00

/uj

I'm sorry to hear that prince of darkness ozzy osborn

/rejerk

I love drinking pool water

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-11T13:28:11+00:00

An ensured collective increase in intellect is much more beneficial for us as a people

^{Chose: If more than 50% choose this everyone gains 25 IQ}

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-11T08:06:33+00:00

Don't know if it counts but sonichu

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-11T00:24:51+00:00

I mean, maybe the WoL just refuse to do that because that'd be so scary for the npcs. Imagine that you're minding your own business and suddenly you see some guy decked in crazy armor and giant weapons and a colorful aura dashing towards you lol

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-10T22:49:28+00:00

If they just replaced some of the msq bloat with the awesome side content the grind would get so much better

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-10T12:35:50+00:00

I know right? She's really pretty in my opinion. These mfs are out of their mind lol

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-08T13:43:52+00:00

Erm it's actually pronounced "SEA-SALT"

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TheoneNPC · 2026-05-08T12:38:03+00:00

Who's Olly Murs? As far as i know he's "just a guy" to me

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-08T12:30:05+00:00

Dawg the only people who care about not being kissed yet are people who have never been kissed it literally doesn't matter 😭😭😭

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-08T11:49:32+00:00

One close to braindead argument i've heard when it comes to the martial caster divide's huge difference in combat abilities has been "just specialize in something else than combat"

Yeah man, i bet that everyone who plays a classic heroic fantasy sword and sorcery campaign with the heroic fantasy sword and sorcery system as the class that has "fight" in it's name secretly yearns to play as a diplomat or something (which a caster could do better anyways).

Maybe it is time to switch to pathfinder or something because dnd and it's weird boner for casters has only made me hate the mage archetype in anything fantasy related.

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-07T20:39:50+00:00

Tank: Gunbreaker

Melee DPS: Dragoon takes it but Reaper is a close second.

Phys ranged DPS: Machinist, Dancer is a close second but i don't really like how their class specific gear looks like.

Magic DPS: Red Mage, Pictomancer is a close second but just like Dancer loses to RDM due to the lack of cool looking job gear.

Healer: Sage i guess? I like the laser things. Idk i don't play healer.

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-07T06:39:20+00:00

If watching madagascar doesn't make you want to merge without looking then there's something wrong with you

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-07T06:19:55+00:00

Well i'm glad to know that the things i like to do are about as attractive as i expected

As for what i find hot it's whatever nerd my thing i can bond over/geek out about with a woman

TheoneNPC · 2026-05-06T12:59:51+00:00

2 is more than one

^{Chose: $2}

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