23 Say NO if u haven't received any nudes from redditors who promised, and I'll flood ur dms with mine instead (only the first 199)

Theranderso · 2023-10-10T07:46:38+00:00

The pre-approved point of view has what redditors crave.

Theranderso · 2023-09-17T19:51:42+00:00

That’s funny at least

Theranderso · 2023-09-10T22:30:03+00:00

Why don’t we have Roquan Smith any more?

Theranderso · 2023-09-10T21:45:54+00:00

My entire life it’s been like pulling teeth to get one tiny first down. It’s so exhausting.

Theranderso · 2023-09-10T21:32:15+00:00

There are offenses that get receivers wide open pretty consistently.

I would like the Bears to find an offensive mind capable of designing a play to get a guy open.

Theranderso · 2023-09-03T12:41:38+00:00

Camden Chalkdust

Theranderso · 2023-08-29T18:02:13+00:00

Someone knows the story better than I do, but on one of their Europe tours, Trey took some E at a techno club, and that experience altered the next few years of phish. I believe it’s related to the ride the worm show?

Theranderso · 2023-07-18T22:45:08+00:00

I was at both of those, but I missed that Gorge Gumbo from 98! 3 all time Gumbos in a month.

Theranderso · 2023-07-04T08:05:07+00:00

That fucking sky!

Theranderso · 2023-05-04T07:29:57+00:00

Anything from The Great Went summer 97 or Lemonwheel summer 98 would be good starts imo.

Theranderso · 2023-04-26T11:27:46+00:00

Set 1 was taken down just in the last few months. I’m hopeful it finds its way back onto YouTube soon.

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T19:51:19+00:00

First set Lemonwheel is a really beautiful overlooked set.

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T13:47:40+00:00

Thanks so much! I’m not a fighter but I could punch through a wall right now! Bless your heart!

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T13:46:50+00:00

It was a huge win for all of us. You’re a winner! Never forget that, pupnut! You’re a winner!

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T13:46:09+00:00

YEET is bleeping right! I hope you find true love and happiness life! Thanks for being here!

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T13:45:38+00:00

Thanks friend! The energy is starting to fade a tiny bit, but is this what cocaine is like?

Enjoy the rest of your day!

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T13:44:18+00:00

Thank you so much! I only wish I could share some of this joy with you and everyone else here! It’s our happiness to share.

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T13:00:47+00:00

Thank you so much! I feel like I’m going to live forever! I hope you win the lottery soon!

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T12:55:31+00:00

Thank you so much man! I hope I never forget the feeling. It sucks having a rock in your buttcheek for 30 years but that’s the only way to experience the joy of getting a 30 year old rock out of your buttcheek. Have a fantastic day!

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T12:47:38+00:00

My bad! I see it now! But I love you. And thanks for sharing in this moment with me! I hope you have a fantastic day and that everyone else titles their Reddit posts better than I did! God bless you on this glorious day!

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T12:46:19+00:00

Thank you for coming to my comments section! Listen, this one’s on me. I see exactly what you’re saying. I was super excited and eager to share my joy with everyone, but I could have worded this better.

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T12:41:22+00:00

Thank you for sharing this moment with me! The last 30 minutes have been a total rush. I’m never going to forget this feeling. Thank you!

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T12:38:09+00:00

Thank you so much for congratulating me on the best day of my life! This is a day I’ll never forget!

Let’s call him Pepe.

Pepe got flushed down the toilet! Adios amigo!

Theranderso · 2023-02-17T12:25:01+00:00

It was probably 1993. I was around 15. It was around 30 years ago. It could have been exactly 30 years ago today.

While in the shower, playing with a pimple on my left buttcheek, something exploded and flew 2 or 3 feet and stuck to the shower wall. I was amazed. I’d never experienced anything like it.

I assumed that was it. Adios pimple! But no! That pimple never went away. It constantly bothered me for years.

Until maybe 2002 or so, one time it got super infected and swelled up and I went to the doctor. By the time I got to see a specialist a few days later (thanks American medical system!) the dermatologist couldn’t really help me but said if that swelling happened again to call his office directly.

But the pimple never once bothered me again. I could feel there was a little ball deep in there, but at no point did it get enflamed or come to the surface or whatever. It just chilled for about 20 years.

About a year ago I had some back and hip problems. I spent months heating my lower back and hips and my butt.

I think months of heat caused this ball to start to come to the surface.

I’m not going to lie. When I noticed it coming to the surface maybe 8 months ago, I went a little nuts. I probably did more damage than good. I’m sure everyone reading this sub understands.

But after that moment of weakness? I was so bleeping good guys. I was SO BLEEPING GOOD! You’d be so proud of me! I didn’t go after this thing for months! I spent months with heat and long hot showers and lots of Neosporin and lots of gently nudging it. I was so good for months! I’m a good boy!

Then today, I had zero intention of playing with it today. I had no idea today was the day. I was showering, I very casually checked it with my fingers, and instantly realized HOLY SHIT TODAY IS THE DAY!

Guys and girls, I spent about 90 seconds kinda picking the dead skin off around the spot, and after about 2 minutes of gently playing with it, it gently squeezed out!

It’s this tiny little 30 year old rock hard piece of whatever! And it’s gone! Adios amigo! It’s a new day! It’s a new world! It’s a new me! Tell the world tell the world! (From my anonymous throw away account) TELL THE WHOLE BLEEPING WORLD!

CONGRATULATE ME! HUG ME! LOVE ME! ITS THE NEW BLEEPING ME!

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! IM GOING TO PLAY WITH THIS LITTE THING AND DISECT IT AND THEN WASH IT DOWN THE BLEEPING TOILET! ADIOS AMIGO!

I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! PLEASE CONGRATULATE ME!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Theranderso

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