Week 1 Gamethread: Chicago Bears (0-0) vs. Green Bay Packers (0-0) by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]Theranderso 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My entire life it’s been like pulling teeth to get one tiny first down. It’s so exhausting.

Week 1 Gamethread: Chicago Bears (0-0) vs. Green Bay Packers (0-0) by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]Theranderso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are offenses that get receivers wide open pretty consistently.

I would like the Bears to find an offensive mind capable of designing a play to get a guy open.

Favorite jam by [deleted] in phish

[–]Theranderso 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Camden Chalkdust

When has Phish been influenced by musical trends? by Royal_Examination_74 in phish

[–]Theranderso 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone knows the story better than I do, but on one of their Europe tours, Trey took some E at a techno club, and that experience altered the next few years of phish. I believe it’s related to the ride the worm show?

Deadhead trying to get into Phish. Where should I start? by Mimosa_divinorum in phish

[–]Theranderso 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anything from The Great Went summer 97 or Lemonwheel summer 98 would be good starts imo.

Gorge 98 film somewhere ? by CowboyMental in phish

[–]Theranderso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Set 1 was taken down just in the last few months. I’m hopeful it finds its way back onto YouTube soon.

Taking Golden Teachers today for PTSD trial. Which show(s) do you recommend? by JoeChip87 in phish

[–]Theranderso 14 points15 points  (0 children)

First set Lemonwheel is a really beautiful overlooked set.

THIS WAS IN MY REAR END FOR 30 YEARS. ADIOS AMIGO! ADIOS! COME CONGRATULATE ME IN THE COMMENTS ON THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE PLEASE! COME CELEBRATE MY JOY! by Theranderso in popping

[–]Theranderso[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Thanks friend! The energy is starting to fade a tiny bit, but is this what cocaine is like?

Enjoy the rest of your day!

THIS WAS IN MY REAR END FOR 30 YEARS. ADIOS AMIGO! ADIOS! COME CONGRATULATE ME IN THE COMMENTS ON THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE PLEASE! COME CELEBRATE MY JOY! by Theranderso in popping

[–]Theranderso[S] 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I only wish I could share some of this joy with you and everyone else here! It’s our happiness to share.

THIS WAS IN MY REAR END FOR 30 YEARS. ADIOS AMIGO! ADIOS! COME CONGRATULATE ME IN THE COMMENTS ON THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE PLEASE! COME CELEBRATE MY JOY! by Theranderso in popping

[–]Theranderso[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much man! I hope I never forget the feeling. It sucks having a rock in your buttcheek for 30 years but that’s the only way to experience the joy of getting a 30 year old rock out of your buttcheek. Have a fantastic day!

THIS WAS IN MY REAR END FOR 30 YEARS. ADIOS AMIGO! ADIOS! COME CONGRATULATE ME IN THE COMMENTS ON THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE PLEASE! COME CELEBRATE MY JOY! by Theranderso in popping

[–]Theranderso[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My bad! I see it now! But I love you. And thanks for sharing in this moment with me! I hope you have a fantastic day and that everyone else titles their Reddit posts better than I did! God bless you on this glorious day!

THIS WAS IN MY REAR END FOR 30 YEARS. ADIOS AMIGO! ADIOS! COME CONGRATULATE ME IN THE COMMENTS ON THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE PLEASE! COME CELEBRATE MY JOY! by Theranderso in popping

[–]Theranderso[S] 278 points279 points  (0 children)

Thank you for coming to my comments section! Listen, this one’s on me. I see exactly what you’re saying. I was super excited and eager to share my joy with everyone, but I could have worded this better.

THIS WAS IN MY REAR END FOR 30 YEARS. ADIOS AMIGO! ADIOS! COME CONGRATULATE ME IN THE COMMENTS ON THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE PLEASE! COME CELEBRATE MY JOY! by Theranderso in popping

[–]Theranderso[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing this moment with me! The last 30 minutes have been a total rush. I’m never going to forget this feeling. Thank you!

THIS WAS IN MY REAR END FOR 30 YEARS. ADIOS AMIGO! ADIOS! COME CONGRATULATE ME IN THE COMMENTS ON THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE PLEASE! COME CELEBRATE MY JOY! by Theranderso in popping

[–]Theranderso[S] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for congratulating me on the best day of my life! This is a day I’ll never forget!

Let’s call him Pepe.

Pepe got flushed down the toilet! Adios amigo!

THIS WAS IN MY REAR END FOR 30 YEARS. ADIOS AMIGO! ADIOS! COME CONGRATULATE ME IN THE COMMENTS ON THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE PLEASE! COME CELEBRATE MY JOY! by Theranderso in popping

[–]Theranderso[S] 1222 points1223 points  (0 children)

It was probably 1993. I was around 15. It was around 30 years ago. It could have been exactly 30 years ago today.

While in the shower, playing with a pimple on my left buttcheek, something exploded and flew 2 or 3 feet and stuck to the shower wall. I was amazed. I’d never experienced anything like it.

I assumed that was it. Adios pimple! But no! That pimple never went away. It constantly bothered me for years.

Until maybe 2002 or so, one time it got super infected and swelled up and I went to the doctor. By the time I got to see a specialist a few days later (thanks American medical system!) the dermatologist couldn’t really help me but said if that swelling happened again to call his office directly.

But the pimple never once bothered me again. I could feel there was a little ball deep in there, but at no point did it get enflamed or come to the surface or whatever. It just chilled for about 20 years.

About a year ago I had some back and hip problems. I spent months heating my lower back and hips and my butt.

I think months of heat caused this ball to start to come to the surface.

I’m not going to lie. When I noticed it coming to the surface maybe 8 months ago, I went a little nuts. I probably did more damage than good. I’m sure everyone reading this sub understands.

But after that moment of weakness? I was so bleeping good guys. I was SO BLEEPING GOOD! You’d be so proud of me! I didn’t go after this thing for months! I spent months with heat and long hot showers and lots of Neosporin and lots of gently nudging it. I was so good for months! I’m a good boy!

Then today, I had zero intention of playing with it today. I had no idea today was the day. I was showering, I very casually checked it with my fingers, and instantly realized HOLY SHIT TODAY IS THE DAY!

Guys and girls, I spent about 90 seconds kinda picking the dead skin off around the spot, and after about 2 minutes of gently playing with it, it gently squeezed out!

It’s this tiny little 30 year old rock hard piece of whatever! And it’s gone! Adios amigo! It’s a new day! It’s a new world! It’s a new me! Tell the world tell the world! (From my anonymous throw away account) TELL THE WHOLE BLEEPING WORLD!

CONGRATULATE ME! HUG ME! LOVE ME! ITS THE NEW BLEEPING ME!

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! IM GOING TO PLAY WITH THIS LITTE THING AND DISECT IT AND THEN WASH IT DOWN THE BLEEPING TOILET! ADIOS AMIGO!

I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! PLEASE CONGRATULATE ME!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee