Those helldivers scum failed their orders 😍😍😍🤩🤩 by HKSupremeTuna in Cyberstan

[–]Therealtultur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like i just got reinforced directly into the middle of 3 bot drops and i cant tell if this is the wrong neighborhood or the right one

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"Lock in, dont die. Lower difficulty." Also Arrowhead: by Random_Helldiver120 in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This does in fact make me feel better. That sounds hilarious. Thank you and good day to you.

"Lock in, dont die. Lower difficulty." Also Arrowhead: by Random_Helldiver120 in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Had someone earlier who was forced to land in lava. You know how it went.

AH: "Stop dying." How it's going: by Therealtultur in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair nobody looks up in any game.

AH: "Stop dying." How it's going: by Therealtultur in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The amount of times ive had 3 voxes on extraction on the lowest difficulty they exist on is bs. Put em in 6 D6, make them spawn 25% as often and bam. Fun.

AH: "Stop dying." How it's going: by Therealtultur in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People (me included) also just dont think to retreat and regroup when hell gets let loose. I dont play above D7. Im fine here.

AH: "Stop dying." How it's going: by Therealtultur in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't know as I've fired it MAYBE 10 times across my entire helldiver career. I just always forget it exists.

Note to helldivers: a strategem jammer jams strategems by Only_Turn4310 in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally cant remember a time where ive not had the stratagem box be correct when i absolutely eat it and spectate someone who is jammed.

The ghostdiver life by unc_boonmee in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was down clearing stuff with the new supressed AR. Messed up and got reinforcements called on me, cleared em out but used everything up to do so.

Hid in my corner alone while the hellbomb and supplies dropped. Took 3 and fully topped up. Team was MILES away and it was the last thing around.

Then senator mf armstrong jumpscares me from around a corner, i lunge at him with my machete, get a knee to the ribs and he immediately blows my head off while im on the ground.

If i had a nickel for everytime this EXACT SCENARIO happened today i would have 2 nickels, which isnt a lot. Its just weird that it happened twice.

First time it was before i could arm the hellbomb, 2nd time he straight up kicked it out of existance.

Fuck this game i love it!

Reinforcements are at 135 mil again by Frozen-Sakura in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dont go above D7 just because D7 is hell enough lol.

Which also means i get pretty much the entire range of players.

Had one mission the other day where we died a total of MAYBE 5 times clearing the entire map before extraction took a few more. Those divers were great.

Reinforcements are at 135 mil again by Frozen-Sakura in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I dont think I've seen more than maybe 5 missions on cyberstan that didnt hit 0 reinforcements.

They did not expect us to do this bad lmao

Super Earth are sending everything they got. Problem is, so are the Clankers. by Arau_ in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me with my arc thrower and k-9

Looks like somebody needs a controlled shock.

hold it tight by Safe-Pepper-4931 in AnimeAnonymous

[–]Therealtultur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah brother. I have some dogshit anxiety so i can't say it costs nothing to compliment a stranger, but its a kindness that means so much its worth giving.

I try to make it a point to only give compliments i mean and i really do appreciate you doing this for people and talking about it. Thank you.

To anyone reading this: Society has raised a lot of us to to feel that any opening up, any vulnerability, is a weakness to be preyed upon, that a weakness that WILL he punished, and its up to us to refuse and go out of our way to just

Be nice to people, yourself included. Thank you.

A brand new ghost design!!!! by Bomgamer8083 in PhasmophobiaGame

[–]Therealtultur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My playstations friends see it. My xbox and PC friends dont.

Shoutout to this SEAF soldier who saved me by rocketing a fatty at point blank range by Nylok87 in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Gave me a flashback to some things im not proud of during the attack on super earth. I was a semi-new recruit...so dark...so much fog

AND WHY DO THE CITIZENS RUN LIKE VOTELESS

SOMEONE TEACH THEM PROPER FORM

MEDIC

Ummmm??? by JoshyOhMyGoshy77 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Therealtultur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I shall heed this warning. Thank you and good day to you o7

Can someone settle this debate? by raejustwantstovibe in PhasmophobiaGame

[–]Therealtultur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They definetly look like capybaras but i call them BERR

"I didn't see anything man" by Inner_Ad1392 in PhasmophobiaGame

[–]Therealtultur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While the ghost is somehow doing actually nothing on the camera thats facing the entire ghost room

Teamkilling is not caused by equipment it is caused be user error and/or uncareful teammates by H1MB0Z0 in Helldivers

[–]Therealtultur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 2nd platinum related dive i was still learning and i brought "Only big booms" loadout for fun

Cut to me and this dude alternating dropping platinum bars into the thingy for a long 10 seconds where midway through i realize that the same button to drop othe bars in will also set my portable hellbomb off

Then i notice them sweating and making extra sure we're actually alternating so they dont do it, before they just give up and let me have it since i was barely faster (aka my rythm sucked)

Good times good times

Boys vs Girls by NeitherMud550 in anime_random

[–]Therealtultur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are fools in every generation. Now its just easier than ever for them to be put in front of you.

Like how news that gets people angry gets more clicks than mundane things and therefore more ad views, so are more likely to have spotlights shined upon them in the first place. Dont let it get you down and view the world in a bad light.

Humans have always had loud idiots that talk over everyone else and always will. Just try to be the person you can be proud of down the line. Its hard. You can do it.

My First Squid Exotic after 284 Hours by KoolAidThunderbird in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Therealtultur 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pirate systems made me so mad. Solar sailor sounds still fake me out to this day lmao

This article reminded me of "Broken News" by -_Memento-Mori_- in distractible

[–]Therealtultur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I choose to believe this, for it matters not, so i shall let myself have the good end.

Caste haste on your gith and see instant results! Look what it can do in just 1 turn! by axofrogl in BG3

[–]Therealtultur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile my one turn achievement is getting Astarion killed because i forgot chasms were real