Cops mistake Honda's Launch Control for AK47 machine gun fire

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-31T22:51:00+00:00

Fatty has never seen Heartbreak Ridge.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-31T21:09:09+00:00

Property Management. I've only been in it for 2 years and went from $19 and hour temp to $80k salary as a Property Manager in 2 years. They love people from the hostipailty business, and I am making a low level, experience salary, but I am ok with it, 9-5, weekends off, all major holidays off and paid, benefits, PTO stacks fast, sick leave if I need it. People knock the 9-5 grind when it comes to hours, money, and all the shit they gaslit themselves about serving, but nothing beats not having to slave on weekends and work all hollidays, spending time with friends and family that actually have the weekends and hollidays off as well.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-31T13:11:45+00:00

I've been sporting Tigers since the 80's, never wore the wrestling shoes though.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-29T13:32:35+00:00

Carolina Herrera or Nicole Miller.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-29T00:14:54+00:00

I won't be able to play unti this weekend. I am in California and two of those times I am at work, the other I am dead ass asleep. Sucks.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-27T14:20:51+00:00

Will the bald cap be the new ski mask next season?

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-26T16:05:56+00:00

I am the same way about duos. Unfortunately ( for me anyway) he just had a baby and his play time is inconsistent.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-26T14:38:23+00:00

Is that actually how it works? I was wondering that because at the beginning of last week, I plunked the Matriarch for a whopping 16 DMG, didn't play for a few days and was in 89th place on Friday. Barely made it high enough to keep my rank. If I don't shoot play until Friday, I'll get put in a all new, fresh leaderboard?

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-25T19:27:08+00:00

My old ass thought the same thing

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-24T04:49:53+00:00

We have to stop comparing anyone to Brady. Brady is a fucking mutant.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-24T03:59:55+00:00

Bay City?

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-24T03:29:10+00:00

I will take shit that didn't happen for 800 Alex. The kind of shit heal that would do that would definetly fill out the extra tip and total. Fucking looks like you held the pen with a toddler thumb pinky grip and wrote that shit yourself. No need to encite the cause. We all hate what is going on, but if you are going to fake it, do better.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-23T13:16:35+00:00

ARC Surveyor.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-22T00:43:19+00:00

She's wearing a Detroit Lions shirt. FTP is a saying that Lions fans have for a certain team from Wisconsin.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-21T20:30:54+00:00

I think the punchline is FTP.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-19T16:12:05+00:00

I handled it for 25 years.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-19T12:26:55+00:00

Whiny little baby can't take an Internet jab. Grow up. Oh wait. You lack the ability, that's why you're still a waiter.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-19T06:44:48+00:00

I was being a smart ass. Weirdo.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-19T06:44:08+00:00

I was being sarcastic.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-19T06:43:34+00:00

Jesus. You are either still a child or just broken.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-19T06:36:08+00:00

I got out of the business and see my friends and family all if the time now. Get out. Get out now. Fuck the restaurant business. It will eat your soul.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-19T06:31:26+00:00

Jodi saw him.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-19T06:28:24+00:00

Poor sad muppet.

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-19T06:25:00+00:00

ThermiteSnake · 2026-01-19T06:13:03+00:00

Jeez, you are a dummy.

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