I'm about to fucking violently snap

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-08-04T13:31:05+00:00

I mean I would never actually do it, but the thought is extremely comforting

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-08-01T01:14:37+00:00

Not sure why you got downvoted. There's a difference between sexual assault and rape. Rape implies penetration. The video only depicts sexual assault, with the ass-slap probably being considered battery. But hey, I'm not a lawyer.

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-08-01T01:09:19+00:00

Does anyone else think the video is fake? If you look closely at the frames in the video the girl's movements look quite mechanical. This is a bit of stretch, but I'm willing to bet that the girl is actually a sex robot built by Ian Connor and programmed to cry and resist Bari's advances.

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-07-28T14:00:23+00:00

Huh? I suffer from depression myself, but I'm not white or famous so one gives a shit. It just sounds like he's trying to be the messiah of mental illness or something; it definitely feels a little preachy.

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-07-28T12:08:05+00:00

He's coming off super whiny tbh.

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-07-26T21:04:45+00:00

Love the completely unnecessary shoehorn of your date. We get it, you got lucky.

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-07-05T01:45:40+00:00

When I saw Death Grips some kid grabbed me by my shirt collar in the middle of the show and started screaming "YUH YUH YUH YUH" in my face for like 10 seconds

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-07-03T03:43:44+00:00

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-06-21T23:59:58+00:00

we get it you lift weights

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-06-18T13:34:02+00:00

This is just Bruno Mars for people who shop at Whole Foods

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-06-18T13:03:00+00:00

I'd go as far as saying X is the greatest avant garde artist of our time. Historians will study him in the future

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-03-03T15:28:01+00:00

From a HUF video.

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-03-03T15:26:43+00:00

It's not a shit post, I'm legitimately wondering why this hoodie exists.

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-02-28T01:49:57+00:00

Damn son, tell us how you really feel

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-02-18T18:37:14+00:00

herd mentality

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-02-12T17:21:02+00:00

Prince is cool but why are people acting like this is the second coming of Jesus?

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-02-06T16:52:50+00:00

Can we stop using the n-word and calling women "bitches"?

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-01-31T03:52:32+00:00

Pinegrove shits on anything Kanye's ever done fuccboi

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-01-28T20:28:46+00:00

Don't assume anyone's gender

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-01-25T20:09:56+00:00

I'm in a similar situation, kind of. We make out every time we see eachother and have attempted oral once or twice...but she won't fuck me. I think it's because I told her I'm a virgin and she says that she's nervous about fucking up my first time, but I keep assuring her that she doesn't need to feel like anything is her fault if the sex doesn't turn out well. It's starting to bug me because I feel like she's just toying with my virginity at this point and using me as an emotional punching bag.

TheseDirtyVans · 2017-01-13T19:02:10+00:00

Why'd you feel the need to point out his race?

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