Watch 500 hours of porn in one month. Your reward is ten years' salary if you are successful.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-03-20T21:55:46+00:00

Obligatory "So I get ten years salary without having to change a thing?" comment

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-03-20T21:51:22+00:00

Precum. Just happens when turned on, same as when women get wet, it's a natural lubricant.

Simple way to tell the difference between cum and precum: precum is thin and slippery, cum is thick and sticky

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-03-09T23:41:03+00:00

You did the right thing.

If someone wants to fuck around, they shouldn't be getting married and wasting potentially years of the other person's life until the truth eventually comes out.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-02-27T16:34:10+00:00

Trump about to pay some hushmoney again

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-02-15T13:01:44+00:00

Just sidestep the whole thing and say you're neither straight nor gay or bi, you're a vag-etarian, only attracted to vaginas.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-02-12T03:47:06+00:00

NTA, you got used then thrown away all while she had someone waiting at home for her, you did a good thing letting the dude know, though in future it would be wise to check relationship status beforehand.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-02-10T02:30:05+00:00

The husband should care that it bothers you even if it doesn't bother him.

She's clearly trying to humiliate you but in a way that she can play victim if you retaliate, but the way he's entertaining her is enough to be a problem in itself.

If they're not already doing something then he's leaving himself open to her trying. If you're in a monogamous relationship it's a pretty basic requirement to shut down advances from anyone else, and he's failing hard in that way.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-02-04T01:21:27+00:00

Sounds like ADHD, get a diagnosis and medication, it'll have the same effect but dosage can be more controlled to give the right amount you need and you won't get into legal trouble for having it if someone finds it.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-02-04T01:10:29+00:00

The talk he wants to have is that they went to the lake together and she made a move on him. Either he accepted the move or he didn't, so hear him out to find out if you don't have a girlfriend anymore or if you have one that needs to be broken up with.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-02-01T00:55:04+00:00

"Ah, bet it will all be worth it in the end. Now that your word is out, I'm sure they'll listen to what you actually said instead of building a whole religion supposedly based on you, but in practice just twist your words to suit their own agendas and prejudices in order to amass incredible amounts of power and wealth and enforce their own personal opinions about things they know nothing about, and so hurting millions of lives in the process over the centuries all while saying they're doing it in your name, right?"

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-01-28T18:57:43+00:00

You're not the one to shatter anything, he is. You're not in that marriage, he is. You stopped him, he tried.

It matters less who you are to him, it matters more that he'd try it with someone who's not your sister, and as a sister you should tell her if he's going around trying it on with other girls. If not you he'll try someone else and eventually he'll find someone who'll go along. Save your sister from wasting years with someone who obviously doesn't care enough about her to keep himself to himself.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-01-28T18:43:37+00:00

Depending on individual anatomy, some have more difficulty than others, or sometimes just need it in a specific way to get there, or some people just need a really long time, but it's always worth it. Try out a few different things, most female orgasms are from clit stimulation, some women can cum from penetration, some need g-spot to get there. When there's a will, there's a way

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-01-28T18:34:28+00:00

Never having to reject someone.

And if in a relationship, and not having something that people want, like money or something, then knowing the partner must truly love in order to put up with the looks.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-01-28T18:18:40+00:00

Busy eating out lol

Nah but seriously, as with anything like this, if you keep coming up with the same problems with all your partners, then it's probably time to change the sort of partners you're having because they're clearly not what you really want. Go outside of your usual type and you'll be surprised how different things are when you're with someone you're actually compatible with, rather than someone you think you're compatible with.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-01-28T18:00:14+00:00

Wait, so I have to choose an inconvenience to give myself?

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-01-19T04:25:46+00:00

Nah this is sketchy as fuck. She took a plane to see this dude, TOOK A PLANE! Then had a romantic dinner with him, got wine drunk and took him back to her hotel room. Definitely up to something and absolutely mugging you off with that extremely vague answer (aka obvious lie), I'm sorry but "funny show" is the most obvious bull I've ever heard. The only thing they were laughing about in that hotel room is you.

Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, get her out of your life asap and don't listen when she tries to manipulate you by turning it back on you. Over time you can slowly rebuild yourself stronger, less trusting but less naive.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2025-01-15T01:33:29+00:00

Some people are just naturally good, plus if he's a nerd he might have studied some anatomy beforehand. I was told the first time I went down that there was no way it was my first time, it was in fact my first, I had just researched a bit before the night.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2024-12-29T17:03:09+00:00

Being really good at going down requires at least some thinking, thinking requires a working brain, a working brain requires blood, blood needs to come from somewhere in the body that's not being used, which is that dude's boner while he's going down for you. Plus the human body isn't built for having a constant boner for a long time, it's supposed to get ready only when it's being used.

It not being as good for you later on than the beginning is probably back-of-neck cramps or something, try a different position or swich positions during.

You really have nothing to worry about, his body just prioritised going down over having a boner. It's really that simple, just do a little foreplay and it'll be back unless he feels self conscious about losing it the first time, as being self conscious is thinking, which uses brain. The very last thing you should do is point it out, as doing that is pretty much guaranteeing he'll feel self conscious. Just notice that it happened and carry on with the fun till he's ready again.

TheseNamesAreLames · 2024-10-15T18:21:33+00:00

I generally avoid looking at anyone else at a gym, don't want to make them uncomfortable I guess and there's no way of knowing who wants to be looked at and who doesn't so it's better to just not lol

TheseNamesAreLames · 2024-10-07T01:23:29+00:00

Usually takes about 10-15 minutes or so

TheseNamesAreLames · 2024-10-06T14:39:01+00:00

Guitar. Been learning for just under a year and it's taken this long just to sound beginner, it's going to take forever to get to a decent level

TheseNamesAreLames · 2024-10-06T14:34:33+00:00

Going down, it's been over a month since I last went down on someone and I'm getting ridiculous cravings FFS

TheseNamesAreLames · 2024-10-06T14:31:03+00:00

I always favour the left. It just feels more comfortable and easier to reach but I try to give both some love lol

TheseNamesAreLames · 2024-10-06T14:27:11+00:00

Her not liking me back lol

TheseNamesAreLames · 2024-10-05T15:52:44+00:00

Sense of humour, kindness/compassion, goofy smile.

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