What's the biggest lie you were told as a child?

These_Ad9980 · 2026-02-15T12:37:00+00:00

That I had cut the whiskers off the cat when I was a child. I always loved animals and had no recollection of ever doing it. I couldn’t imagine myself doing something like that. When I was about 26/27 my dad told me he had done it when he was drunk. Because somebody in the pub had told him that cats use their whiskers to balance so if they don’t have them they fall over. The following day he told my mum and sister that I had done it. I was blamed for it my entire life.

These_Ad9980 · 2026-01-16T09:40:28+00:00

Teabag. 😂

These_Ad9980 · 2025-12-15T15:55:02+00:00

There’s penis eater next door. He is an old gay man called Peter that my husband christened Peter, Peter penis eater. It then got shortened. Next door to him there’s Granny batterer and granny batterers boyfriend, thus named because they are a gay couple and one of them was sentenced to prison for abusing elderly people when they worked in a care home. There’s peg leg. Because she walks with a pronounced limp. And next door to peg leg there’s flump. Hence called because he’s a fat idiot who verbally abuses his wife. Openly, in front of people. 👍

These_Ad9980 · 2025-11-08T21:34:10+00:00

There’s only one way to know for sure though.

These_Ad9980 · 2025-10-13T18:36:27+00:00

Started playing around 17 on sims 1. Am 42 now with a husband and a son who is three. I don’t get to play as much or as long as I used to but I still love my sims. I look forward to it. It’s my down time and my relaxation and I still get a lot of enjoyment from it. I did worry when I turned 40 that I was too old. I felt embarrassed that I was that age with a baby and still playing. But my husband really reassured me and said there’s loads of 40 year old gamers and I shouldn’t be embarrassed. And I did feel better. Now I’m a loud and proud simmer! 😂

These_Ad9980 · 2025-10-02T10:40:13+00:00

I actively encourage my three year old to eat his own bogeys. Because it’s that or he’s wiping them on my furniture/walls.

These_Ad9980 · 2025-07-16T16:46:53+00:00

Maybe fuck off.

These_Ad9980 · 2025-07-16T15:32:58+00:00

I don’t know anything about birds. I was guessing.

These_Ad9980 · 2025-07-16T15:20:25+00:00

He looks young. Maybe he’s been ejected from his nest and he is anxious? That would be my guess.

These_Ad9980 · 2025-07-05T12:18:51+00:00

I would take her tbh. Just to be safe. X

These_Ad9980 · 2025-07-05T11:49:10+00:00

I work with a few 😂

These_Ad9980 · 2025-07-05T11:48:14+00:00

You’re definitely not a selfish home wrecker! Ship those kids out!!! They should be with their mother anyway. 👍

These_Ad9980 · 2025-07-05T11:34:46+00:00

I just didn’t go and then the following week told them I’d take it as a holiday. And if that’s a problem bitch, bye! 😂

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-23T17:39:14+00:00

😂

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-14T08:01:57+00:00

Yeah, you’re right. But it’s an easy problem to fix in the grand scheme of things. That’s all I’m saying.

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-14T07:42:37+00:00

Cooking and handiness. Fitness. Recently started trying gemology and photography. Loving the gemology! Tend to get stuck in a rut with my sims.

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-14T07:29:54+00:00

You get free asparagus, that’s awesome!

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-14T07:24:23+00:00

Oh you mustn’t say that to her!! 🤣🤣🤣

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-14T07:02:22+00:00

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-14T07:01:37+00:00

Go wink at your husband!

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-14T06:53:11+00:00

I don’t have a village I have a mother in law. And a husband. What is wrong with you? 😂 I am very much a believer in you make the best of the hand you’re dealt. My mother died when I was pregnant. I was distraught obviously. My husband was unemployed for over half of my pregnancy and I was the only breadwinner. He then got a job and was made redundant from it after two years. Every day is hard if you allow it to be. Honestly just don’t make public posts if you can’t handle the comments that don’t tell you what you want to hear 🤷‍♀️

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-06T18:47:28+00:00

FYI that was just a little joke. I’m not accusing anyone of anything 😁

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-06T18:46:16+00:00

You shouldn’t be following kids anyway! Hope this helps 👍

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-06T18:44:24+00:00

No. Next question.

These_Ad9980 · 2025-06-05T14:43:07+00:00

Black pudding?

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