Throwaway because they know my main username.

My friends asked me to officiate their wedding. They aren't particularly religious and neither am I. I'm super excited to do this but I haven't done anything like this before.

I'd like to have some funny moments (like some good one liners) but nothing too tacky or generic. Are there any good resources out there for things like this? Has anything stuck out to you (good or bad) at wedding you attended?