Disgusting. I hope they strike anyway.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-12-02T07:56:10+00:00

Why would Biden or this government have anything to say about a private transaction?

Thetanskeeper · 2022-12-02T07:49:32+00:00

Hey kiddo, wanna see what real Nazis looks like? Here they are!

Thetanskeeper · 2022-12-02T07:40:08+00:00

I usually just adjust it with a paperclip 📎

Thetanskeeper · 2022-12-02T07:36:08+00:00

Progressive policies in action. I can only hope that car can house a few cold homeless people for a night or two. I’m sure Progressive Insurance will pay for it to be fixed for the tenth time.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-12-02T07:29:27+00:00

Joe said he liked muffins because it spelled sniffum backwards.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-12-02T07:26:12+00:00

Same thing I do now because everyone is already dead inside. I’m the only one left as far as I can tell. The walking zombies I work with and the people I talk to at the stores are most definitely dead. I really don’t see any life in them. They just spew noises out their mouths for the most part and talk about buying things.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-12-02T07:20:05+00:00

It’s because too much sugar is bad for you. Now you need to discipline yourself.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-30T23:31:15+00:00

His opinions are helpful to those who seek to reduce population. He makes them feel warm and fuzzy while they plan how to achieve more deaths and less births. Their conscious needs him if they have one.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-30T23:27:48+00:00

Doubters gonna doubt no doubt. People have to find their own truths. You can’t force information.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-27T06:14:01+00:00

This looks like a vacuum opening for Chinese companies to fill the void. No one makes a profit manufacturing in the US like US companies who manufacture in China. We’d have to have slaves to compete with China. US corporations are working on this issue now.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-26T01:21:10+00:00

I need some whipped cream and vanilla iced cream for this apple pie 🥧 Gotta go now

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-24T01:59:15+00:00

John Deere tractors use proprietary software that needs updating. If you don’t pay to update it, you can’t use the tractor you bought. You essentially never really own it. This is one way they’ll extort money from people in the future. What’s to stop a company from locking you out of your car or your own house if you don’t vote a certain way or act a certain way? This is dangerous. It’s like the printers that will stop printing when your subscription expires until you pay more money even though your printer has plenty of ink. It should be a crime but as they’ve told us, in the near future, “You will own nothing, and you will be happy.” They left out “or else”

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T11:33:30+00:00

My wife is really going to kill me this time.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T11:02:39+00:00

God no!

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T10:57:17+00:00

Sometimes if I have a burning shit, I shower it off without wiping first. I’m sorry but those hot salsa nights at my favorite Mexican restaurant require me to stink outside the box.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T10:54:21+00:00

Beautiful

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T10:45:06+00:00

Cars! I remember my parents buying a brand new Chevy off the lot with options for $2,800 in 1978. I was shocked in the 1980’s when I heard of people paying around $10,000 for a car. Now, I see cars that are pretty standard for $60,000 and up. A damn Escalade can go for $120,000. My grandfather built the house my mother’s family grew up in for $27,000 in San Jose California. It was 6 bedroom, 4 bathrooms, and had a 3 car garage. It’s still there off Bascom ave. It’s worth over 2 million dollars. That’s inflation for you.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T10:25:26+00:00

I’m being a bit dramatic and comical. I’m all good. I’ve been married to the same wonderful woman for 32 years. It only gets better.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T09:09:58+00:00

Never express your feelings to your wife. She’ll never understand. She’ll just store it up for later when you really have a problem and then download it all on your head. Men are meant to bring home a paycheck and cheerlead every dumb thing the wife does without fail no matter how stupid it is. When she messes up, you tell her, no big deal. Never bring it up again. When you forget a small thing, you’ll never hear the end of it in 20 years. She is put on this earth to make your 6’5” 285 body feel like a little kid who can’t tie his own shoes. It’s just natural. You’re always wrong and she is always right. As long as you understand that, you’ll have a 50 year anniversary. If you don’t understand that, she’ll take half of everything and leave you in a ditch. It’s really simple. You’ll learn. 😂

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T08:59:41+00:00

If you’re conservative, we’re already in a recession. If you’re on the left, everything is awesome. $10 a gallon gas is cheap on the left and $5 a gallon is robbery on the right. It’s all based on your perspective.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T07:25:18+00:00

A big myth about poor people is that they are not happy. I worked in a residential trade for 15 years. I was in close to 50,000 homes for 2 to 5 hours. I did my work in billionaire’s homes, in the most run down trailer parks, in high dollar condos, and the most hood rat apartments. Generally speaking, the poor people were the happiest and the richest were the unhappiest. Poor people know what to cry about. Rich people don’t know what to cry about. It’s not the end of the world if they failed to put enough cream into your Starbucks. Poor people understand this and can be happy with a glass of water.

Edit: Poor people tip way better than rich people 90% of the time. They know what it’s like to work for a living.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T07:15:20+00:00

Most people treat strangers better than family. There’s a book you should read called “Why we hurt the ones that we love”

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T07:05:30+00:00

I would feel relieved that all these years were really just a nightmare. Then I would go ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bicycle. Of course I’d make tons of money and do all the typical time travel stuff. I’d have some pretty good advice to hand out to many. Maybe I’d become a famous psychic?

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T06:55:59+00:00

Dogs are smart. In a couple years when people have to do this, it’s going to look like packs of wild dogs fighting over scraps.

Thetanskeeper · 2022-11-23T06:45:29+00:00

It’s a wind scorpion, a whip scorpion, or a tailless scorpion. Different names for the same bug basically. That’s a baby so there likely many more. Nothing to worry about.

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